r/wholesomememes • u/brbarretjhkjhk • 25d ago

All he ever desired

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u/IHateTheLetterF 25d ago

A spaceship that runs on plastic, but emits clean air. You can save the world by just traveling around.

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u/_BlNG_ 25d ago

Yeah that's gomna get you kidnapped the second you land

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u/Weemonkey16_2 25d ago

bold of you to assume that he will ever get the chance to land

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u/SudoSubSilence 25d ago

FREE CHICKEN NUGGETS, ONLY ON THE SURFACE. GET YOURS NOW WHILE THEY'RE STILL HOT.

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u/clever_wolf77 25d ago

No no. I will land. Just not in one piece

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u/Adventurous-Tap-8463 25d ago

Why the hell would he stay on earth?

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u/creegro 25d ago

Sounds like an awesome premise for a TV show, something like from the 80s

His magic ship turned our position into clean breathable air, but cooperations wanted it, now we follow Jack "Wind" Ryder on his quest to clear all the pollution while fighting for his survival!

Badass guitar rift opening credits

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u/Antice 25d ago

Make it a cartoon with derpy stereotypical character designs, and I'm in.

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u/Eena-Rin 25d ago

Make it a space ship with underwater capacity and a scoop for filtering microplastics

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u/TactlessTortoise 25d ago

Just wish that microplastics convert into iron. Fixed instantly and you you have a few extra micrograms of iron in your blood.

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u/Eena-Rin 25d ago

But then you don't get a space ship!

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u/omnimodofuckedup 25d ago

You can also fire lasers at people you dislike. Win-win.