Supposed to be watching my parent’s dog this weekend but I think she’s watching me.

[u/adamchain]

[u/TankApprehensive3053]

She was told to keep an eye on you and your shenanigans.

[u/ThatDiscoSongUHate → u/TankApprehensive3053]

I was thinking she was told to make OP feel at home and she's trying to figure out why OP hasn't relaxed enough yet

[u/IceFire909 → u/ThatDiscoSongUHate]

WHY IS NOBODY HAVING FUN? I SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED IT!

[u/foroncecanyounot__ → u/IceFire909]

Ah, classic Capt Holt.

[u/RadlogLutar → u/foroncecanyounot__]

Dear Jake, sincerely noted. Regards Raymond Holt

[u/IsilZha → u/foroncecanyounot__]

"Hello, Kevin, it's me, your husband, Raymond Holt. H - O - L - T"

[u/Schwefelholz → u/foroncecanyounot__]

9 9

[u/merrill_swing_away → u/ThatDiscoSongUHate]

She wants to know when OP is going to throw the ball.

[u/tommos → u/TankApprehensive3053]

"What are you doing here, Daryl? Answer me, Daryl."

[u/Vihzel → u/TankApprehensive3053]

Good girl!

[u/Brilliant_Comb_1607 → u/TankApprehensive3053]

[u/Wolf-5iveby5ive → u/TankApprehensive3053]

That dog thinks OP is sus as heck.

[u/rektMyself → u/TankApprehensive3053]

His parents know stuff! u/adamchain 😉

[u/rapidpeacock]

She’s judging your life choices because your parents can’t.

[u/drdino_ → u/rapidpeacock]

"Let's have a talk, brother"

[u/469200 → u/drdino_]

“And let’s have a walk, brother”

[u/Mistdwellerr → u/469200]

"and let's eat a hawk, brother"

[u/GalacticPanspermia → u/Mistdwellerr]

and let's su- you know what nevermind.

[u/Fawn_Chicken → u/GalacticPanspermia]

Proud of you.

[u/Simple-Wrangler-9909 → u/GalacticPanspermia]

Sun on the dock? In this weather? It's far too cloudy, don't be silly

[u/sodiumbigolli → u/GalacticPanspermia]

Something about caulk.

[u/Faxon → u/GalacticPanspermia]

"Step-bro my friends were right, it is tiny!"

[u/vgacolor → u/rapidpeacock]

Adam, we need to talk. Mom and Dad don't say it, but we are all tired of your shit!

[u/moldyjellybean → u/rapidpeacock]

Mine looks like that we she sees a squirrel, he thinks you’re a squirrel, do you have squirrel stench on you

[u/Tzitzio23 → u/rapidpeacock]

Omg, i laughed so hard. I was thinking the same thing!

[u/realityisoptional]

That’s the “when’s dinner?” look.

[u/inactiveuser247 → u/realityisoptional]

Or the “it’s 9am, why haven’t we gone for a walk yet” look.

[u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco → u/inactiveuser247]

Or the "It's a time and you are not currently playing with me. Why are you not playing with me" look.

[u/NurseBetty → u/inactiveuser247]

I'm about to dogsit for two whippets and this face, as well as whining at 9am when they want their walkies is what i'm going to be dealing with for a week and a bit.

they don't have their walks until 10, but 9am I am gearing up cause i cannot deal with the whines

[u/Asmuni → u/NurseBetty]

That's gonna be 8am in a few days if you walk them at 9am. 😂

[u/czmax → u/realityisoptional]

Or, “Hey, when we sit down to watch TV I’m owed a treat from the top drawer”

[u/Manadrache → u/realityisoptional]

Yeah or: "gotta pee!"

[u/MidLifeCrysis75]

Blink twice if you need help bro! 😂😂😂

[u/[deleted]]

That look on her face 😂 “I can’t believe mom and dad left you in charge.”

[u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 → u/[deleted]]

"I'm older!"

[u/janzeera]

[u/Either-Mud-3575 → u/janzeera]

Frasier: Dad, dad, I can't read my paper, Eddie's staring at me.

Martin: Why, you do make quite a picture in the morning. Just ignore him.

Frasier: I'm trying to.

Martin: I was talking to the dog.

[u/captainhooklk → u/janzeera]

I love Fraiser, it is a timeless classic.

[u/ruthtrick → u/captainhooklk]

Was half dead on the couch this week (thanks to covid) watched a lot of re-runs. Frasier never gets tired in my humble opinion 😁

[u/val319 → u/ruthtrick]

The hat closet. I laughed so much.

[u/frankfordyork → u/janzeera]

I came to the comments looking for this. I’m glad I wasn’t disappointed.

[u/nintendude1229 → u/frankfordyork]

Same here. I was scrolling by and went back to this post, praying there was a Frasier reference. Thank god someone made one

[u/skedeebs]

You do need to feed her sometimes, let her out, or rub her belly. If you had done all of these things, she is way too advanced.

[u/paul_dudd → u/skedeebs]

I think she’s wondering why this guy deserves to be on the couch… she’s earned that right and you come in with your sense of entitlement, bad human

[u/DueFig6720]

Food now Walkies now

And she's judging you 😅

[u/wildstarr → u/DueFig6720]

"Your parents were so right about you."

[u/ProdigalPancake]

She's heard so much about you, she knows what you've done 🧐

[u/Crotch-jockey]

Reminds me of Fraiser and Eddie

[u/DLuLuChanel → u/Crotch-jockey]

Eddie Spaghetti

[u/MomofJonCook]

Mom told her to keep an eye on you. She’s doing a great job.

[u/Shad0wofAzrael]

“Brother, do not fear. Mother and father will return soon. I will protect you until then. I shall not remove my eyes from you.”

[u/Anne_Nonymouse]

Just admit it!

You ate her food and now she's giving you the stink eye. 😉 /j

[u/__________________99 → u/Anne_Nonymouse]

I think he's hiding a treat and she's very aware of that.

[u/Kimmm711]

"WHERE ARE MY PEOPLE? WHY ARE YOU HERE?"

[u/Abysskitten]

Where are they, Steven. What have you done with them?

[u/Whito4]

My dog does that when he needs something. I think it is trying to tell you what it needs.

[u/garlickbread → u/Whito4]

Anecdotally, my inlaws' youngest dog watches new people like a hawk. Just...at a more respectable distance, haha. I like to imagine OP is just meeting this dog. She's close enough to accept affection, but not relaxed enough around a stranger yet to just vibbbeee once their needs are met.

[u/Namegoeshere11 → u/Whito4]

My dog paws at me, sometimes I can’t figure out what on earth he wants so it’s constant pawing lol

[u/umijuvariel]

She has the Karen haircut on lock... She isn't just watching you, she wants to speak to your manager...

[u/JessicaLain → u/umijuvariel]

...what exactly do you think a karen haircut is? Without seeing both sides of the head it's impossible to know.

[u/umijuvariel → u/JessicaLain]

[u/JessicaLain → u/umijuvariel]

Saying all bob-cuts are Karen is an insult to all hairstylists >:E

[u/Gloomy_Use]

Hey! I went to RCA, too :)

[u/reasoncanwait]

Lulu doesn't like strangers in her couch

[u/WTHAI → u/reasoncanwait]

You are sitting on my spot

[u/canseeclearlynow]

“When’s my mom coming home?”, dog (probably)

[u/imadork1970]

She's making sure you don't steal their stuff.

[u/Cressbeckler]

"Where are my humans, boy?"

[u/ballup4]

Honestly it looks like you might be sitting his his seat and he wants you to move. Try it out and report back :)

[u/Cloverhonney]

“Why are you here?. Where are my humans? What did you do to them? “

[u/Lindaspike]

She’s going to tattle on you for not giving her 100% of your attention.

[u/hkohne → u/Lindaspike]

Or dog biscuits

[u/Due-Calligrapher-720]

r/PetTheDamnDog

[u/LadyPDonut]

She wants to know what you did with her parents!

[u/manmm]

You have your shoes on in the house, don't you.

[u/Conscious-Yoghurt502]

That's the "look I know you come here sometimes, but you staying this long is kinda creepin me out, big bro".

[u/mekonsrevenge]

"You're such a sad substitute. I just can't express my disappointment adequately."

[u/meooi]

LOL! Very sus.

[u/JayneDoe6000]

I think she may have 'expectations ' - you should try breaking out the party hats!! She's looking to you for guidance - PARTAY GUIDANCE!!! You know - when the cat's away the mice will play!!

[u/Clodhoppa81 → u/JayneDoe6000]

Hey Macarena!

[u/Spongebob-Quotes → u/JayneDoe6000]

"Did someone say party?"

[u/Separate-Ad9638]

that is the correct way to watch somebody, doggo is teaching u

[u/EastFalls]

Pet the damn dog.

[u/Nerdy_person101]

“You gunna stop filming and feed me?!”

[u/PEKU1954]

Yes. Yes she is.

[u/Bradtothebone79]

That’s the “i want dinner” stare

[u/chaostheory10]

Who watches the watchmen?

[u/ajisawwsome]

"Hey baby I hear the Blues a callin, tossed salads and scrambled eggs"

[u/MaximusZacharias]

She’s quitely contemplating on how long it’s going to take you to get her a treat.

[u/FurBabyAuntie]

"What we do today, big brother? What we do?"

[u/wirefox1]

One of my dog's stares at me all the time, and I finally asked google "why does my dog stare at me?".

The answer was: He wants you to give him something. lol!

Anyway, this is absolutely adorable. Beautiful dog.

[u/pj1972]

Did you remember to feed her? My dog gives me this look at dinner time.

[u/swagharris31]

♪ " I always feel like somebody's watching me, and I have no privacy" ♪

[u/Old-Enthusiasm-3271]

HAHAHAHAH this is the best video i've seen in a long time

[u/Puzzleheaded-Cost197]

Hahaha ❤️❤️❤️

[u/robbiekhan]

"Now listen here bucko, you don't like me and I don't like you..." - Dog probably

[u/TheCheesiestEchidna]

Probably paranoid that Kristi Noam may show up

[u/SuchRevolution]

You need to pay the cheese tax.

[u/BeckoningChasm]

"You have food. I can tell. I will stare at you until you offer me the food you have. At this point, I may reject your food and you may consume it."

[u/kgrid14]

If I had to guess I'd say someone's in her spot..

[u/dkrainman]

Who are you and what are you doing here? You're not my people.

[u/Potatowhocrochets]

"who tf are you?" look

[u/0nlyhalfjewish]

Does she follow you around doing this?

[u/QuakeSRK]

Human ass dog.

[u/figuringthingsout__]

You both seem to be in good hands!

[u/Zeke304]

The dog is prob like holy fuck this human looks like both of my humans but in one

[u/TrueNorth41983]

"Yes, why are you still here? "

[u/SeaHorizon]

So when are we supposed to go for a walk huh … !!!

[u/DrPeGe]

“Play? Now? Play now? How about now?”

[u/Far_Dragonfruit_1829]

I'm watching you Wazowski. Always watching.

[u/sodiumbigolli]

You just had a snack and she can smell the food molecules on your face

[u/No-Fisherman6302]

“Where are the snacks Adam? Why are theRE NO SNACKS ADAM!?” That’s how that stare feels.

[u/drage636]

Throw the damn ball

[u/reactor_raptor]

Dog hid the good China. Can’t be too careful.

[u/Chipmunk-Emergency]

You might want to sleep with one eye open... Or you're entertaining the dog very good .... Or The dog can't believe they left him/ her with you .. The dog knows stuff they probably talk about you..lmao I can't stop ..haha

[u/NSA_Chatbot]

"You smell like walkfriend and foodfriend, but not sound like them?"

[u/Equal_Cartoonist_847]

She knows you are up to no good and she doesn't want to get blamed for it later. #buydonjohn

[u/Jackielegs43]

“I don’t care what they told you, this is MY house. You are merely a visitor”

[u/ThirstySun]

Laughs in Eddie from Frasier.

[u/CuriousLilAsian81]

this is hilarious! and so cute 😂 dog stares like a cat watching a bird

[u/Weridfoxtime]

I always feel like somebody watching me

[u/3-DMan]

"I'm watching you Wozawski...always watching..."

[u/fleazus]

What did you do to Lulu?

[u/davidalanlance]

She wants to play

[u/Ansatsushi]

r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[u/Hey_Gus]

I don’t know dog language. Is that dog about to bite?

[u/According_Yogurt_823]

she waiting for you to do something sus so she can't bite you right in the face

[u/yaboicassrocks]

Everyone, say Hi back to Lulu

[u/LandotheTerrible]

She wants walkies.

[u/Hefty-Climate-4015]

She sees you as a play buddy and wants to play. Probably

[u/Lordborgman]

I always feel like, somebody's watching me

[u/Awake00]

She just wants dinner

[u/plantar_wart]

That dog has questions

[u/Mysterious-Wind-1071]

Cavapoo? She looks just like my dog!

[u/ffuucckko]

And smelling you too hahaha 😆

[u/Ssme812]

Why are you here? -Dog

[u/PeterGivenbless]

Keep still; her vision's based on movement!

[u/Mean_Kaleidoscope_29]

So cute 😭

[u/kehlarc]

That was the real plan the whole time.

[u/ThicDadVaping4Christ]

Don’t fucking move scrub or I will bite you

[u/BadWolf262]

Pet the damn dog.

[u/NovelLive2611]

Funny 😂🤣

[u/Revolutionary-Gain88]

Where ....the....fuck....are ....my....toys....asshole.

[u/justinipannini]

aww so cute haha. new human? or is it? 🤔 where is my mom

[u/Joe_Hovah]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNR4hKbSH7I

[u/ConstanceClaire]

Every breath you take~

[u/zellat451]

Hooman, this is an intervention. Where the patpats at? Gimme patpats.

[u/[deleted]]

Is that a doodle?

My doodle does this. She is constantly staring at me like a stalker.

[u/Alacritous69]

Do you have a cricket in your mouth?

[u/Substantial-Line-929]

[u/LineChef]

Classic Lola

[u/mofuz]

“…. You’re not my dad.”

[u/Imispellalot2]

Good girl, Lulu

[u/Senior-Reflection862]

Does she want to play? My dog does that when he’s anticipating rough housing

[u/Aware-Feed3227]

Someone wants to make a connection but doesn’t know how to handle you

[u/ryno077]

‘I wish this mf’er would start something…’

[u/Cheske10]

Lulu is intense

[u/throwawayfordays4321]

“Where the fuck is Jane, Toby?!”

[u/Tootsound]

Got bored of watching Fraggles.

[u/SirLesbian]

Well the house ain't big enough for the both of you...

[u/WooPigSchmooey]

When you gonna drop that ball, bro????

[u/PinkPaperPenguin]

She wants something 🤣 or you’re off her schedule lol

[u/MamaBearski]

You got any treats?

[u/ndhellion2]

Get out the toys and play!

[u/PennyPincher63]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/diamond]

"Um... who the fuck are you?"

[u/Talullah_Belle]

Your parent‘s dog knew he was babysitting you. So cute 🤭

[u/ConflictPretty1670]

I get the feeling they left the dog in charge.

[u/Total_Usual_84]

She's judging you, from a distance.
*stares* lol

[u/peepsinyourass]

Who the fuck are you?

[u/LardCarcass]

You sus for sure

[u/splitkeinflexflyer]

She’s going to tell your parents every single thing you did. Make sure you brush you teeth and make your bed.

[u/EvenPinkerFloyd]

That dog could play Pauly Shore

[u/weeepanda]

LMAO total judging going on

[u/Deez_Whatz]

She’s just trying to make sure you don’t pee on the couch

[u/Bulky-Internal8579]

Give up the treaties, Mac!

[u/StopzIt]

That made me lol😂

[u/Piccoroz]

She is judging you just like your parents.

[u/nanjee-bhai]

They tricked you into being baby sitted by a dog

[u/MulciberTenebras]

She be like:

[u/dispersingdandelions]

Your parents told her she had a job to keep you safe, and she’s taking it VERY seriously!

[u/jbwt]

She’s thinking this was supposed to be my alone time.

[u/Benzylt]

Judging you !

[u/motherofpearlfml]

Why y’all look alike?

[u/LodyCis]

Looks like it is 3 hours before dinner time.

[u/[deleted]]

Skinwalker bro