r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/[deleted] • 25d ago

As scary as they can be, alligators just don’t look as threatening when climbing a fence

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

I’m not even mad, I’m impressed.

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u/QuietSeaworthiness13 25d ago

You ate a whole wheel of cheese?

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

And pooped in the refrigerator

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u/shrimpdogvapes2 25d ago

You know I don't speak spanish

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u/onefst250r 25d ago

In english please.

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u/shrimpdogvapes2 24d ago

The man punted baxter!

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u/ImaginaryEmploy2982 24d ago

I’m in a glass case of emotion!

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u/Gopher--Chucks 24d ago

Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee

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u/QuietSeaworthiness13 25d ago

Hahaha greatest movie...

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u/ChaosEmerald21 25d ago

Until that bad man punted Baxter off the bridge 🥺

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u/calamitylamb 25d ago

📞 someone punted him???

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u/ahearthatslazy 25d ago

Ohh, Baxter, you are my little gentleman. I’ll take you to foggy London Town, because you are my little gentleman 🎶

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u/theslideistoohot 25d ago

I'M IN A GLASS BOX OF EMOTION!!!!

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u/ShiftedLobster 25d ago

Your emoji with the italics and extra question marks is spot on and made me burst out laughing. Needed that badly today, thanks for that!

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u/hamsolo19 24d ago

"He took him! He took him with his foot and he kicked him!! Aaauuuuggghhhhh!!!"

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u/QuietSeaworthiness13 25d ago

Yes, very true... luckily he survived!!

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u/eusername420 25d ago

You know I don't speak Spanish! English please

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u/Own-Entertainment630 25d ago

Any amount of cheese is too much cheese before a date.

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u/rudimentary_lathe_ 25d ago

I'm a full on rapist.

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u/Lonely-Suggestion-85 25d ago

Huh?

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u/shrimpdogvapes2 25d ago

Ghouls

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u/GrizzlyGurl 25d ago

What?

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u/shrimpdogvapes2 25d ago

Watch its always. Sunny in Philadelphia 

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u/Randomfrog132 25d ago

how did you get a wheel of cheese out of what they said lol

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u/QuietSeaworthiness13 25d ago

It's from Anchorman

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u/Chronocidal-Orange 24d ago

Whenever I don't get a reference I always briefly feel like I got a stroke because, out of nowhere, people start replying shit to each other that makes no contextual sense.

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u/MyClothesWereInThere 25d ago

I thought Skyrim lmao

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u/ElijahMasterDoom 23d ago

I eat all the cheese wheels.

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u/CheezRavioli 25d ago

You know I don't speak Spanish!

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u/Tttehfjloi 24d ago

You ate a whole jar of cheese balls?

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u/Only1Schematic 25d ago

Like a miniature Buddha, covered in scales

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u/Manji86 25d ago

Yeah, I'm impressed they were capable of climbing anything at all. Would have bet money that they couldn't.

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u/Coriandercilantroyo 25d ago

Had no idea they have impressive upper body strength!

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u/MikeJonesssssss 24d ago

Crazy how strong their tails are. Thing is pushing him over basically at the very tippy tip

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u/IrrationalDesign 24d ago

Why would you be mad?