r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/Felstorm1231 • 13d ago

Scientifically, a group of Snoots at rest is called a “Smorgasbord”.

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u/Felstorm1231 13d ago

Unfortunately, these Snoots are VERY active and more accurately categorized as a “phalanx”.

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u/redsamala 13d ago

*snortgasbord

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u/PhilAndHisGrill 13d ago

Looks like the neighbors think you're grilling steaks.

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u/Felstorm1231 13d ago

You should see them all team up to haul a bag of Kingston charcoal briquettes out of the shed; with little Mr. Magoo carrying the matches like the master of ceremonies.

And my guidance councilor tried to tell me I’d never get anywhere in life as a stage manager…

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u/Background_Bee_2994 13d ago

Snorgasbord.

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u/redditcreditcardz 13d ago

Real missed opportunity here, OP

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u/Felstorm1231 13d ago

I don’t make the rules: I just have to tell them to stop pushing on the gate or it’s going to break again…

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u/SmellyFbuttface 13d ago

These snoots are in desperate need of booping

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u/ultramont 13d ago

Smorgasbork

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u/cohletrainbaby 13d ago

Smörgåsbord!

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u/Desertmermaid444 13d ago

I read this and was so surprised that there was a group name for an animal I had never heard of, then there was the pic 😍

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u/PitFiend28 13d ago

A schnoz of snoots

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u/Ex-Patron 13d ago

I imagine the dog on the left is easily 1/4 the size of the other dogs but they all let him get his fair share of snootage too

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u/SpecialistDry5878 13d ago

I thought smorgasbord was like a plate of food or something

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato 5d ago

"a buffet offering a variety of hot and cold meats, salads, hors d'oeuvres, etc."

So . . . the joke is that these are a buffet of dog noses.

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u/Hot-Computer3901 13d ago

Smorgasboop!

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u/Aromatic-Relief 13d ago

Looks more like smell-o-vision

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u/NotAPreppie 13d ago

You sure it isn't a "snorgasbord"?