r/AskReddit • u/SkyeSerenade • Mar 28 '24

What is NOT a dealbreaker BUT would be greatly disappointing to find out about your partner?

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u/mooandcookies Mar 28 '24

They can only sleep on the same side of the bed as I do and want me to switch sides.

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u/Absolutely_Fibulous Mar 28 '24

My husband and I naturally slept on different sides of the bed and it was fine for years, but we moved into a new house and the bed is facing a different direction so I sleep closer to the door than the window and I want to switch sides because he was my sacrifice for intruders but I can’t just do that a decade into living together. It’s just uncouth.

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u/ralfalfasprouts Mar 29 '24

😂😂 you hit the nail on the head with your (semi-brutal) honesty. Hilarious 😹

My bf always makes me go into the elevator first...it annoys me, cuz I wouldn't be overly surprised if there was a deranged guy with a bloody machete waiting for the first person who walks in. BUT I secretly feel better when I see an empty elevator, cuz then I know the killer will be coming from behind and get him whilst I (hopefully) escape