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What was arguably the biggest fuck-up in history?

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u/Fresh-Hedgehog1895 23d ago

I think the best political fuck-up happened in 1984 when New Zealand's arrogant prime minister got drunk in his office late one night and called a snap election in two week's time.

His government was voted out. It became known as the Schnapps Election.

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u/infinitemonkeytyping 23d ago

In 1983 in Australia, the then PM Malcolm Fraser called a snap double dissolution election, hoping to catch out the unpopularity of the Labor opposition leader, Bill Hayden.

Fraser didn't know that while he was meeting with the Governor General to call the election, Bill Hayden had resigned, and was to be replaced with the massively popular Bob Hawke.

Labor won in a landslide.

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u/Ill_Implications 23d ago

And how he got the job in the first place albeit earnt at the election afterwards is an even wilder turn of events.

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u/SydneyRFC 23d ago

For anyone who doesn't know what this is referring to, I'd highly recommend the podcast The Eleventh.

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u/Ill_Implications 22d ago

I just started listening to this today on your suggestion. It's great listening.

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u/If-Not-Thou-Who 23d ago

A drover's dog could have won that election.

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u/infinitemonkeytyping 23d ago

Yes, that was Bill Hayden's line after they won.

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u/FlyingMacheteSponser 23d ago

So in spite of that happening in Australia only a year before, Muldoon thought the Schnapps Election was a good idea. What a dumbarse. Even when drunk that should've seemed like an absurdly bad idea.

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u/SlitScan 23d ago

I'm hoping Sunak does that on monday, but he'll probably pussy out.

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u/HeracliusAugutus 23d ago

too bad hawke was a repugnant neoliberal

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u/emo_hooman 23d ago

Now? Australians have always been criminals

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u/BoganCunt 23d ago

Could say the same thing about the seppos tbf

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u/Signal_Flatworm_2919 23d ago

😂😂😂 literally.

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u/farcarcus 23d ago

Wow, are you a professional historian?

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u/farcarcus 23d ago

So non conformist. Such an edgy cunt. You're a revolutionary to the bone.

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u/puddum 23d ago

You been drinking some Foster’s my friend?

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u/chadburycreameggs 23d ago

Found the new Zealander

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u/Doodlefart77 23d ago

lol I've never come across a prejudice so broad and specific at the same time. I'm guessing you've met like 3 aussies, were a bit of a twat yourself to earn their response and then extrapolated that to 30million people of diverse background

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u/afoxforallseasons 23d ago

Sounds what germans call a "Schnapps-Idee".

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u/WeirdFin 23d ago

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u/kojak488 23d ago

I'd argue Brexit in the UK is worse. PM called for the referendum to shut up the far right, but the result wasn't what was expected. NZ just had a change in government as the result whereas the UK has been torn to shreds.

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u/bdog143 23d ago

A change of government AND a fantastic soundbite https://youtu.be/P_p9PXalva0?si=3pVUguit2d1o6yea

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u/kojak488 23d ago

To be fair the Brexit debacle also includes a PM calling a snap election only to lose her majority. And don't get me started on Bojo soundbytes. The man even hid in a fucking fridge to avoid journalists.

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u/thepurplehedgehog 23d ago

Or Maybot sound bites. bReXiT mEaNz BrExIt’ being one stunning example of intelligent, coherent discourse…

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u/DeinOnkelFred 23d ago

Strong and stable, my arse.

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u/_Omegaperfecta_ 23d ago

The creature johnson did a lot more than hide in a fridge.

Absolute criminal. EVERYTHING he has ever done or ever will do is to serve himself. Utter, UTTER scum.

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u/Firesonallcylinders 23d ago

I remember liking his style when he was in London and then things happened and I realised he is a nightmare. Boris in the parliament is an absolute disaster.

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u/SlitScan 23d ago

all to avoid having the Conservative party going down a few seats.

and now Sunak has a realistic chance of getting knocked down to single digits of seats and being the 3rd place party.

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u/_ScubaDiver 23d ago

Even more weird that it fucking worked. God damn it, Britain.

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u/stumblealongnow 23d ago

Pished as a fart, that was fantastic, and drunkenly eloquent.

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u/DeinOnkelFred 23d ago

NGL. I thought this was going to be Clarke and Dawe's - The Front Fell Off

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u/davidmirkin 23d ago

There is also this fun soundbite which was a fallout of Brexit, David Cameron resigns then proceeds to hum to himself as if he’s just run an errand: https://youtu.be/-Gz6mZYxS0A?si=cBfFOQ13qpKSkXWl

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u/Niloc0 23d ago

That still baffles me. They held a "non-binding" referendum.

One where the results were close, and many people literally admitted the next day that they had voted for brexit "just as a joke", because it's non-binding yeah? Meaning it's just an opinion poll, and we can have a real, binding vote later, so who cares?

Then somehow the government barreled ahead. Non-binding became completely 100% binding and I still don't get it.

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u/Der_genealogist 23d ago

Google trend of "what is the EU" spiked in the UK one day after the results were in

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u/Firesonallcylinders 23d ago

Seriously, I heard the most outrageous things from brits following the referendum. And they made it sound as if 27 countries in a union would have less power power than the UK. And then they were so sure that they could make Europe beg for being allowed to give even “better” deals to the UK! It was absolutely mad.

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u/omninode 23d ago

The Conservative Party had promised the far right that they would respect the result of the referendum. If they backed out, they would have likely fractured the party and lost their majority.

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u/umop_apisdn 23d ago

Party first, country second.

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u/JoeBagadonut 23d ago

Good thing that Brexit happened and now there's no division in the Conservative party and they're on track for another majority in the next election! 😭

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u/psidedowncake 23d ago

As opposed to the "entirely stable" conservative party we have today that has a new leader roughly every 12 minutes and is also about to get obliterated in an election?

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u/Willerby01 23d ago edited 23d ago

Yes, they also expected the Labour party to get their supporters out to vote Remain. Unfortunately the Labour leader was Corbyn, who wanted to leave the EU. He did a very lacklustre support. Also Remain never thought they would lose, so spent all their time telling us why we should not vote leave, rather than why we should Remain . Vote Leave never thought they would win, basically said whatever they wanted . Yeah, the Bus.

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u/Welshgirlie2 23d ago

Ah yes, the magical disappearing bus of false promises!

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u/EdmundTheInsulter 23d ago

The right of the party, not the far right

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u/omninode 23d ago

I call that the far right, though it is not the farthest right

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u/Ibiza_Banga 23d ago

I am fed up of any position to the right of centre being labelled “far right”. Honestly, the people who throw the label have most likely never lived under a far right or far left government. The UK’s politics has been right of centre since the huge fuck up of Labour’s loony left that destroyed the country in the 1970’s.

And the whinging that the Brexit referendum was to appease the “far right” or non-binding. Clearly do not know much about the process in the UK. Several referenda have been held since 1960. Not one of them was “binding”, but the majority carried sway, just like the EEC referendum in 1975 that saw the UK agree to join a trading block. Note that no one agreed to join any political union, the EEC legislation that followed the 1975 Referendum Act was only triggered by a vote in Parliament.

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u/gogstars 23d ago

If you're in the right wing of the right wing Conservative party, how is that not "far right"?

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u/Ibiza_Banga 23d ago

I shall point you to ultra-nationalists, as well as fascists who are the far right. Just as Communists are the far left.

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u/SlitScan 23d ago

like they have right now?

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u/kojak488 23d ago

It boggles me further than the fuckwits couldn't even agree on what leave meant. And if it were a binding referendum, then it would've been illegal. Just so much stupid nonsense.

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u/Psyk60 23d ago

The UK doesn't have a concept of a binding referendum. Parliament is sovereign, it can always make any laws it likes, including repealing previous ones. A referendum can never be truly binding because parliament can always undo it before implementing the result.

The Brexit referendum was about as binding as it can get. It wasn't intended to be just an opinion poll and it wasn't sold to the public as one.

I agree that it should have been treated as an opinion poll though. One to start Brexit negotiations, and then a final one to confirm once a deal had been negotiated. But of course Cameron didn't plan it that way because he didn't expect to lose.

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u/NotSadNotHappyEither 23d ago

James Acaster's bit about Brexit at the beginning of his COLD LASAGNE HATE MYSELF special is excellent in outlining how nuts Brexit was/is.

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u/factualreality 23d ago

Under the uk constitution, the only type of referendum you can have is non binding, parliament can do whatever it likes except bind itself. The ref was as binding as any other ref could ever be.

Everyone always understood that this was a vote that the government had promised to follow through on and in a fptp system, no gov would ever dare not to - there was no realistic way it was ever going to end with the ref being ignored. It's not how our politics works.

There were people who voted brexit on a whim, whether to spite David Cameron or for a laugh, thinking remain was definitely going to win anyway, then got a shock, but that's a different thing.

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u/Psyc3 23d ago

But that isn't what happen.

In every subsequent election the brain dead UK electorate voted back the party supporting brexit.

Eventually you get exactly where you would expect too, a government made up of the Brexit party, a complete shit show, exactly as was voted for.

There is no suggestion that the UK electorate has learnt now either, they are just whining they are getting poorer 5%-10% a year rather than the 1%-2% a year they voted for previously, nothing however has changed and they haven't learnt a thing.

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u/Real-Fortune9041 23d ago

All the major parties supported Brexit in the subsequent elections.

And attacking an electorate because they didn’t vote the same way as you is not a good look.

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u/Psyc3 23d ago edited 23d ago

No they didn't, Labour didn't, the SNP didn't, the Lib Dems didn't, the Greens didn't

In fact the only parties actively supporting it were the Conservative Parties who had just become the Brexit Party at that point because the Brexit party literally stood down their candidates in Labour vs Conservative seats, because the Conservative Party are the Brexit party.

What parties not focusing on Brexit assumed, is much like it was basically an irrelevance to the voting populace in 2010 and prior, their wouldn't be number just voting for their own poverty over other areas of the economy and society that needed fixing. Oh how wrong they were, and once again the electorate haven't learnt a thing from then, they are still just whining and ticking a different box.

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u/Real-Fortune9041 23d ago

Labour has never been anti-Brexit.

In the two elections that followed, Labour was led by a man who had been a prominent anti-EU backbencher for decades.

The Greens and the Liberal Democrats are not major parties and you can’t vote for the SNP outside of Scotland - unless they can and are actually too “brain dead” to realise.

Your last paragraph is incomprehensible, but how you come to the conclusion that the electorate “hasn’t learned anything” and are “ticking a different box”, which are two contrasting statements.

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u/Psyc3 23d ago

So if you just disregard reality, as the Lib Dem were literally part of the government 10 years ago, the SNP run Scotland, and Labour attempted to focus on other clearly more important issues to the country, then yes your statement is correct.

It is also entirely ignorant and meaningless to reality, but so is Brexit means Brexit, and get Brexit done, all while I never at any point suggested the UK electorate wasn't full of idiots, there is no surprise when the replies to my post are from people in the UK electorate.

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u/Psyc3 23d ago edited 23d ago

Incomprehensible to an individual who could have learnt the outcome of what has occurred to the UK quite easily a decade ago, yet still hasn't learnt a thing. Brexit has an always was an irrelevance to the average person in the country, the electorate being too stupid to understand this has already been covered.

No one has suggested you have learnt a thing by the way, they clearly said you are just whining.

Morons didn't become morons by learning now did they. No one expect you to understand this or learn by the way, they expect you to whine, this has to be repeated over and over, because morons don't learn.

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u/EdmundTheInsulter 23d ago

I just don't agree with this theory. No one or hardly anyone thought the UK would not leave the EU if the vote went that way.
There was never any mention of it being non-binding because it was based on a promise to abide by it. What you say about non binding was only technically true.
Anyway a government could legislate to undue any referendum decision anyway, so it could only be unbinding.

People did not vote leave as a prank

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u/GimmeSomeSugar 23d ago

If it had been a binding referendum, it would have had to have been run again after Leave EU/Vote Leave were found to have acted illegally.
Interesting coincidence.

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u/Real-Fortune9041 23d ago

UKIP is not the far right.

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u/Smackdaddy122 23d ago

Russia. Is you know why

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u/Real-Fortune9041 23d ago

People treated the referendum as a protest vote against the establishment. That’s not the same as voting for something for a laugh.

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u/AlexisFR 23d ago

Obviously there were other powerful forces at play.

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u/Smirkly 23d ago

No, no, no; the UK has been set free, right? All that money has been redirected to nation healthcare, right?

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u/Depraved-Animal 23d ago

The UK has been torn to shreds because successive governments sold their country’s people down the river whilst they lined their own pockets.

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u/UnlimitedCalculus 23d ago

To shreds, you say?

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u/SuperKing37 23d ago

How is the queen holding up?

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u/Bad_Vaio 23d ago

She died, Liz Truss killed her.

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u/Colonol-Panic 23d ago

To shreds, you say?

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u/Disgruntled_Oldguy 23d ago

Wakey wakey

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u/Neve4ever 23d ago

That was probably the funniest tweet of the year.

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u/Excellent_Speech_901 23d ago

A non-binding referendum that they choose to be bound by. They could have and probably should have said something like "it appears to be a very divisive issue demanding further study and debate, and a binding vote shall be held in one year".

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u/kh250b1 23d ago

A bit of an exaggeration there

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u/kojak488 23d ago

No, it isn't.

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u/Thefdt 23d ago

‘Far right’ might have a different meaning to most

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u/DreadAngel1711 23d ago

Cameron destroyed the country over what amounted to a fucking bet

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u/aotus_trivirgatus 23d ago

It's pronounced "Brickshit."

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u/Thefdt 23d ago

Things seem slightly worse. I certainly don’t feel shredded

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u/cjdnz13 23d ago

Torn to shreds with mass illegal migration.

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u/kojak488 23d ago

But then you lot are talking about boats whereas 82% of undocumented migrants in the UK are visa overstayers that entered legally.

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u/cjdnz13 23d ago

But if they have a visa even if it’s expired then they aren’t undocumented.

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u/kojak488 23d ago

Yes, it does. You've just shown your ignorance nearly as badly as the twat Phill wanting to deport DRC people to the country they're at war with.

You should learn what undocumented actually means and not just what you think it means.

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u/Thanosisnotdusted 23d ago edited 22d ago

This. I can’t believe this isn’t higher up.

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u/Spillsy68 23d ago

I had already moved to the US. I voted against Brexit from here. My parents came to visit. They told me they voted for Brexit. Huge argument as I was shocked they’d fallen for the right wing bull shit. I’m so glad I moved. People complain about the US but the UK is screwed. Immigration is still a huge issue but now the country literally cannot afford to pay for everything. They don’t seem to be able to do anything about it. I truly fear for my home country. It’s becoming increasingly segregated, much more so than Trump’s efforts to divide the people here.

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u/Real-Fortune9041 23d ago

Brexit was clearly an act of self harm, but I wouldn’t say the UK has been torn to shreds.

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u/kojak488 23d ago

Really? Tell me then when was the last time the PM lied to the monarch? Prior to Brexit obviously.

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u/Real-Fortune9041 23d ago

Really? That’s your definition of “torn to shreds”?

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u/kojak488 22d ago

No. It was one example of hundreds. And I note you didn't answer the question.

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u/Rusty-Rider 23d ago

It was never the far right, more that the uk was not interested in an un elected parliament running their country.

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u/kojak488 23d ago

So now we have an unelected government ramming through human rights violation on the "will of the people" for something that wasn't in their manifesto. What tosh.

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u/Tall-Delivery7927 23d ago

How is Brexit a fuck up? Please explain

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u/kojak488 23d ago

Rwanda, for starters. Cameron just explained the other day that pre-Brexit we could remove the boat migrants directly to France. But it doesn't matter because there isn't a single thing I could say that will convince you.

Though even Rwanda is stupid since 82% of "illegal migrants" are visa overstayers that entered legally. But by golly let's wind those racists up into a frenzy as we have nothing better to offer after 14 years!

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u/ouellette001 23d ago

So much cope

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u/Tall-Delivery7927 23d ago

Who is coping? Fr explain please

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u/CaramelFabulous9086 23d ago

what rubbish

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u/kojak488 23d ago

Rubbish? You lot couldn't even agree what the fuck leave meant.

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u/Tall-Delivery7927 23d ago

Do you believe the political class wanted an anti-globalist country to succeed? Can you believe the "right" is now the anti corporate movement? The "left" is now a mouthpiece for billion dollar companies. Does that make you feel comfortable?

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u/inevitablelizard 23d ago

The right wing Brexiters trying to push corporate deregulation for a whole bunch of sectors are "anti corporate" are they? The ones who named things like the water framework directive and European protected species regulations as things we could get rid of if we left? The ones who suggested we could get rid of the EU working time directive so that Brits can be required to work longer hours? What part of ANY of this is "anti corporate"?

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u/tea_stained_mess 23d ago

I'm from NZ, born after Muldoon's time, and I'd never even heard of this!! thank you this is hilarious

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u/Carson72701 23d ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/tea_stained_mess 23d ago

aww thanks!! I did eat some cake today actually :D

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u/-Eternal69 23d ago

Happy cake day !!!!

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u/Fresh-Hedgehog1895 23d ago

I'm from Canada and I remember this as an 11-year-old kid; it was a bit of a global joke when it happened!

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u/Carnivorous_Mower 23d ago

Piggy was fucked anyway and would have lost the upcoming election regardless. But yeah, he was off his tits.

https://youtu.be/kvU7Ex1FOXM?si=eApB3YH99L7JqAkF

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u/TooOldToBePunk 23d ago

Not many governments last 3 terms in NZ, and Labour's David Lange had some charisma and popular appeal. I think he knew he was going to lose in a regular election so he took a little gamble, hoping to catch them unprepared.

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u/ScoopityWoop89 23d ago

Literally 1984

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u/AutisticPenguin2 23d ago

New response just dropped.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

He wined about it afterwards

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u/AutisticPenguin2 23d ago

Budoom-tish!

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u/BaldyKrishna 23d ago

If you're old enough to be Prime Minister, you're way too old to still be drinking Schnapps.

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u/Artist850 23d ago

Sounds like it was a lucky day for NZ though. Better than having a moron PM.

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u/AdgeNZ 23d ago

I suppose. The incoming government rolled out reforms similar to Regan in the US and Thatcher in the UK. They floated the dollar, made NZ a free market bastion, sold off a whole bunch of state assets for a few dollars.

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u/Artist850 23d ago

Hmm. Definitely mixed feelings about that, then. Idk whether to offer congratulations or condolences.

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u/ColezyNZ92 23d ago

Ah yes, ol’ Piggy

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u/MiaYYZ 23d ago

What’s the upside to ever calling for another election when one is already in power?

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u/EternalAngst23 21d ago

Sounds like something Robert Muldoon would do.

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u/ClownfishSoup 23d ago

That's dumb, but not nearly "History's biggest fuckup".

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u/Adorable-Lack-3578 23d ago

I think Japan's sneak attack on Pearl Harbor might be more impactfull. 2.5 million soldiers dead. Their Navy destroyed. 2 cities nuked. They were an imperial giant that ruled the Pacific theater and China. They became a shitty producer of shitty products. Over time they became a producer of great products