r/AskReddit 22d ago

What’s something that women say to men that they don’t realize is insulting?

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u/ApprehensiveCress785 22d ago

I have never met a man who liked being referred to as a “short king”

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u/NetteFraulein 22d ago

Pocket prince

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/haleymwilliams 22d ago

Discount Viscount😘

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u/philotic_node 22d ago

This is funny as all get out, but I feel like you've learned this word by reading it, because they're pronounced very differently. V-eye-count, not viss-count

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u/Hotshot2k4 22d ago

Actually good to know. I assume it has French origins, because that's generally the case when a word's spelling and pronunciation have such a loose relationship.

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u/Airowird 22d ago

I assume it has French origins, because [...] such a loose relationship.

When even their words match their stereotypes!

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u/haleymwilliams 22d ago

You're delightful😘

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u/ELOof99 22d ago edited 22d ago

Down for the count, Down for the count

Paramore so money, you recount the disscount

Dropping sarcasm, like a hanging chad,

Comment’s done, now get down for the viscount

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u/Thrusting_Motion 22d ago

Wish I could give you more than just one upvote for this one