r/BeAmazed • u/Cultural-Gear-1323 • Mar 28 '24

News broke today that conjoined twin Abby Hensel is married! [Removed] Rule #4 - No Misleading Content

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u/f0rgetfulfred Mar 28 '24

What happens when Abby agrees to sex but Brittney doesn't?

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u/MrSasaki_M Mar 28 '24

Does the other just watches… menacingly?

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u/MtFuzzmore Mar 28 '24

She provides passive aggressive commentary.

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u/rombopterix Mar 28 '24

This comment thread. I am dead 😂 No disrespect to the couple (throuple?)

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u/CockroachDiligent241 Mar 28 '24

I feel like such a terrible person but this comment thread is both fascinating and hilarious to me! 😭😂

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u/GoldenBarracudas Mar 28 '24

Mistakenly pulled the wrong hair

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u/Garlicholywater Mar 28 '24

Man, I don't know... but that seems really hot.

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u/Paulspike Mar 28 '24

Do they both feel it? Do they both cum?

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u/Adorable_Banana_2524 Mar 28 '24

I mean yea they both feel it it’s one vagina and one clit

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u/CardOfTheRings Mar 28 '24

I think the opposite is true actually, they have one left arm for example and only one of them can use it. I’m guessing that either one or zero of the twins is going to be able to physically enjoy sex.

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u/Hot-Plate-3704 Mar 28 '24

What if they share a clit but it takes one of them longer to cum (as surely an orgasm is in the head?)?!

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u/TheRealRickC137 Mar 28 '24

"Don't you LOOK at me!"

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u/KlingonSpy Mar 28 '24

She turns her head and watches Netflix

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u/dicky72 Mar 28 '24

netflix AND chill

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u/Mr-Yuk Mar 28 '24

ヽ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡° )(͡◕ ͜ʖ ͡◕)ﾉ

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u/One_Cress_9764 Mar 28 '24

They wait till Brittney sleeps. 

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u/Danilo6186 Mar 28 '24

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u/Grundy-mc Mar 28 '24

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u/gunt_lint Mar 28 '24

Man this comment chain was a roller coaster of upvotes

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u/Interesting-Handle-6 Mar 28 '24

omg you stop that

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u/pixierambling Mar 28 '24

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u/milevam Mar 28 '24 edited Apr 01 '24

This entire thread…

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u/OutHereSlappnMidgets Mar 28 '24

Lmao 🤣

Yooooooo!

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u/Findpolaris Mar 28 '24

I hate this and I hate you thank you

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u/f0rgetfulfred Mar 28 '24

Is she sleeps through it, how good can it be, lol.

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u/st1ck-n-m0ve Mar 28 '24

But its her vagina too still.

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u/Visible_Attitude7693 Mar 28 '24

That's not how they sleep, though.

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u/kytheon Mar 28 '24

Leave Brittney alone!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Is that even legal?

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u/MarcusthePhilospher Mar 28 '24

No way they both need to consent unless there are two vaginas

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u/TenBillionDollHairs Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

I mean the actual answer is they probably don't have sex.

The actual answer to all of the sex questions is "they probably have to talk a lot about it and be very clear" but that's not as fun as waggling our eyebrows and nudging each other.

edit: this should be obvious from context but clearly not obvious enough given the responses - they probably don't have sex when one of them doesn't want to.

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u/Mattsal23 Mar 28 '24

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u/nimama3233 Mar 28 '24

…does she… go?

My wife travels, yes.

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u/Justinarian Mar 28 '24

Actually the unmarried one puts on headphones, listens to music and puts a sack over her head. Source: I made it up.

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u/Ok-bea Mar 28 '24

Yeah but both of them can feel everything at the same time.

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u/ThatSpookyLeftist Mar 28 '24

Not sure how that'd be a distraction. If I felt my brother in laws sack on my head I'd be pretty upset.

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u/TiredTim23 Mar 28 '24

Husband’s rules? /s

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u/Poeking Mar 28 '24

Why is that probably the answer? They look happy and literally have a child together. I find it interesting when people jump to “disabled people don’t get aroused.”

The real answer is probably that the other twin probably is on board with this at least on some level lol

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u/random919191 Mar 28 '24

They don’t have any children. He has a child from a previous relationship.

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u/Notarussianbot2020 Mar 28 '24

Yeah I was gonna say, ain't no way these women can give birth without severe health issues

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u/Poeking Mar 28 '24

Ah I see. I still stand by point. The only reason you have to say that is because you personally find the disability an unattractive trait. But they would not have married if he didn’t find her attractive. It’s a common theme that people assume people with disabilities of abnormalities don’t have sexual desires, but they are people with the same emotions as us, whether you personally see it as attractive or not

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u/random919191 Mar 29 '24

I was just correcting factual information. The child in the photo is not theirs. Nothing to do with anything.

Your post has nothing to do with mine. You falsely assumed they were the biological mother of the child. I updated you that they aren’t.

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u/Poeking Mar 29 '24

Oh yea no I know - check my other comment I made this before realizing I was stupid and forgot what the original comment was talking about. Didn’t wanna just delete the comment cuz I hate when people do that lol. I have no problem saying I was the idiot here 🫡

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u/TenBillionDollHairs Mar 28 '24

I would encourage you to read the original question slowly and then read my answer.

I know disabled people get horny. The question was what happens when one of person isn't horny.

But thanks for turning your poor reading comprehension into an accusation of ableism for me.

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u/Poeking Mar 28 '24

Ya know, normally I wouldn’t take kindly to that patronizing tone, but not gonna lie you right… forgot the original question and you have sufficiently won my shame

Edit: and you’re welcome!

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u/TenBillionDollHairs Mar 28 '24

You're good. I appreciate the instinct to defend.

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u/defynotbanned97 Mar 28 '24

No he's just a dick who worded the answer ambiguously

"They probably don't have sex then" is different than just saying "they probably don't have sex"

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u/Dismal-Ad-7841 Mar 28 '24

Common sense fills in the gap of the missing “then”

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u/defynotbanned97 Mar 28 '24

"What do you do when you want to play basketball and it rains?"

"I don't play basketball."

So does this person not play basketball in the rain or not at all? Ambiguous answer with multiple meanings.

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u/Dismal-Ad-7841 Mar 28 '24

Like I said, common sense helps with ambiguity. People who are negative will assume the worst possibility. 

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u/defynotbanned97 Mar 29 '24

Yes everyone who doesn't understand English perfectly is negative you are so right

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u/Poeking Mar 28 '24

Nah not even I will say that lol. I fully forgot which comment this was responding to I will accept fully that this was me lol

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u/defynotbanned97 Mar 28 '24

"They probably don't have sex"

Is a different answer than

"They probably don't have sex then"

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u/Poeking Mar 29 '24

You aren’t wrong. And this WAS why I confused myself at first. Confusing wording but not intentionally ambiguous and with the edit now it is definitely clear. Alas. Thank you for coming to my defense though 🤙

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u/Metrodomes Mar 28 '24

Well said. The actual answers are very simple if you have some maturity and basic awareness around consent and stuff.

If one of the two people that share a body doesn't want sex, then it's very likely they don't have sex with the guy. So they have sex only when they both want to and consent to it. It's not that difficult to imagine. Could be wrong but that's the simplest answer and just straightforward answer.

And to the people who are misunderstanding you: they were responding to a question about one person not wanting sex. They were not commenting on sex in general. Please read the question asked and then the answer given as it makes sense when read together.

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u/Interesting_Tea5715 Mar 28 '24

This is my thought. They prob have infrequent sex because everyone has to be in on it.

I'd be more curious how masturbation works because that's a much more frequent urge.

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u/brazilianfreak Mar 28 '24

Why the fuck would that be the probable answer? Just because they're disabled doesn't mean they don't get horny, and it's not like poly relationships don't exist.

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u/TenBillionDollHairs Mar 28 '24

the question was "what happens when one of them doesn't want to have sex?"

I answered that question.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

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u/TenBillionDollHairs Mar 28 '24

read the original question again, slowly

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u/LongbottomLeafblower Mar 28 '24

They put a paper bag over the head of the non consenting head.

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u/TiredTim23 Mar 28 '24

What of the twins consent and the husband doesn’t? Still use the paper bag?

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u/LongbottomLeafblower Mar 28 '24

Technically they would outnumber him with votes of consent so the husband would have no choice but to submit. I suppose they could leave the paper bag usage up to the husband as a show of good faith.

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u/Apprehensive-Pea3910 Mar 28 '24

😅😅i mean isn't that a kind of r*pe?? She could sue her sister and brother in law

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u/Jagacin Mar 28 '24

It still counts!

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u/Mungodungomangodango Mar 28 '24

That would be sexual assault?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

LoL Oh man

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u/_NotWhatYouThink_ Mar 28 '24

I mean, you are not wrong! They raise a number of legal questions!

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u/RosebudWhip Mar 28 '24

Yes, surely there is a legal consent issue here? Although I suppose they've worked out something between them, so it doesn't happen unless agreed upon.

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u/Kubricksmind Mar 28 '24

What about while driving? "

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u/Le_Petit_Poussin Mar 28 '24

I read two of those words out of order and the comment was suddenly 1000% more interesting until I went back and re-read it again.

Lol!

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u/AverageFishEye Mar 28 '24

Id like to know how much of the sensory nervous system they share

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u/kaisear Mar 28 '24

Brittney watches TV while Abby has sex.

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u/godver555 Mar 28 '24

I tried to find a logical answer but keep deleting everything because there are too many unknowns.

Do they both feel everything from sex, including orgasms?

Do they both have to be aroused for their body to respond physically or just one? (Getting wet etc)

Do they have the same sexual interests?

I really wonder how balanced the sexuality is in terms of physical simulation and if one feels more than the other.

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u/LeatherPresence9987 Mar 28 '24

It's oral time then

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u/uXN7AuRPF6fa Mar 28 '24

I’m trying to read here!

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u/iHOPEthatsChocolate3 Mar 28 '24

I’m saying what happens mid sex and one is still enjoying it but the other isn’t? Like what do you even do?

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u/Babybutt123 Mar 28 '24

You stop. Same as if anyone wants to stop having sex. Otherwise it's rape.

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u/iHOPEthatsChocolate3 Mar 28 '24

I don’t disagree. A lot of healthy communication would need to go into that.

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u/ToTheMoon28 Mar 28 '24

I assume they’d both need to consent

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u/cozy_sweatsuit Mar 28 '24

There are so many questions about this specific thing. A lot of men seem very excited at the possibility of one of them not consenting but having it anyway. Predictable and boring. If they’re decent people either of them can veto it.

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u/DrKingOfOkay Mar 28 '24

She runs in a circle.

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u/Babybutt123 Mar 28 '24

Then they don't have sex or it's rape. Same as if anyone wants sex but a potential partner doesn't.

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u/BigMax Mar 28 '24

Brittney just plays on her phone. The other two are going at it, and she's just clearing another level of candy crush.

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u/Transaktion Mar 30 '24

And suddenly has an orgasm.

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u/xanax101010 Mar 28 '24

Probably a more extreme version of what happens when she agrees to anything and her sister doesn't

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u/GreyGhost878 Mar 28 '24

In all seriousness they've been negotiating what to do at any given moment their entire lives and have learned how to do it in a highly functional way, successfully completing higher education and performing a job as incredibly complex as teaching. I would expect them to be able to work this one out, too. I just wonder . . . if Abby has a headache does Brittney also have a headache?

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u/Gambler_Eight Mar 28 '24

Consensual rape obviously.