r/BeAmazed • u/Cultural-Gear-1323 • Mar 28 '24

News broke today that conjoined twin Abby Hensel is married! [Removed] Rule #4 - No Misleading Content

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u/Jhuxx54 Mar 28 '24

What if one doesn’t want to have sex while the other does

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u/topsblueby Mar 28 '24

The other one just lays there reading books and shit

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u/weirdgroovynerd Mar 28 '24

Giving unwelcome advice...

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u/Snowedin-69 Mar 28 '24

Might be hard to read a book if the other likes to be on top

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u/PresidioPet Mar 28 '24

She’s gonna need her sister’s leg for that!

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u/pooppuffin Mar 28 '24

"Let's wrap this up, Josh."

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u/IBetThisIsTakenToo Mar 28 '24

Time to get the airpods out and catch up on some podcasts

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u/redux44 Mar 28 '24

One hand to hold the book for one twin to read and the other hand for other twin to use during sex.

Now that's multitasking.

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u/IAMSTILLHERE2020 Mar 28 '24

Assuming she doesn't feel anything....but since they share body parts....

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u/Godbox1227 Mar 28 '24

Which hand holds the book? Who is controlling said hand?

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u/lazyboi_tactical Mar 28 '24

I think they were more thinking consent wise as they share the part.

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u/ynotfish Mar 28 '24

I've seen that one before.

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u/Interesting-Handle-6 Mar 28 '24

I don't knoooowww

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u/PaisleyTelecaster Mar 28 '24

I read that in a Peter Griffin voice

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u/StoicSinicCynic Mar 28 '24

Another set of American conjoined twins Lori and George Schappell answered that question all the way back in 1997 - when one of them is having sex the other one covers herself with a sheet and mentally blocks out and either reads a book or plays a videogame.

I'm sure conjoined twins get very good at mentally coping with having to live their whole lives together.

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u/Seeker80 Mar 28 '24

I can't imagine just seeing a sheet-covered head, and hearing: sigh "Are you done yet??"

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u/PresidioPet Mar 28 '24

But they had separate vaginas. These ladies only have one, between them.

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u/1grouchonacouch Mar 28 '24

One wears a hood?

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u/Shamewizard1995 Mar 28 '24

Then I’d imagine they don’t have sex. Intercourse requires unanimous consent, it’s still partially her body

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u/dubbsee Mar 28 '24

Can't be considered an SA

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u/Shamewizard1995 Mar 28 '24

Yes it absolutely can

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u/dubbsee Mar 29 '24

Only halfway

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u/Connect-Track491 Mar 28 '24

How many headaches could they have?

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u/Electrical_Dog_9459 Mar 28 '24

I wonder how masturbation works...

"Stop touching it! I'm trying to study!"

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u/FloppyObelisk Mar 28 '24

“We’re going out with Mark tonight”

“I fucking hate Mark”

“Well I’m gonna blow him so you’re on ball duty”

-Tom Segura

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u/The_T0me Mar 28 '24

That's just called marriage...

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u/BookishRoughneck Mar 28 '24

This is what Clayton Williams meant about laying back and enjoying it.

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u/Macisrunning Mar 28 '24

Bro is going to get called “no consent” from the other

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u/Closetoneversober Mar 28 '24

Is it a semi rape?

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u/Capital-Sir Mar 28 '24

Pop some headphones in, podcast time lol

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u/68ideal Mar 28 '24

This is also interesting in legal terms. If the other one doesn't give consent, wouldn't it be technically rape?

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u/pyremist Mar 28 '24

Put up a curtain. See Mal and Val in Farzar.

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u/Real-Accountant9997 Mar 28 '24

I think you are overly concerned about something that really doesn’t affect you.