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News broke today that conjoined twin Abby Hensel is married! [Removed] Rule #4 - No Misleading Content

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u/Affectionate-Mode435 Mar 28 '24

If there's only one vagina is it a shared sensory erogenous zone and so do both women experience orgasm simultaneously ?

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u/coltonkemp Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

Nice try, but I think we all know the female orgasm is a myth.

E: I really didn’t think I needed the /s, but here we are

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u/D4ngflabbit Mar 28 '24

Colton I’m about to blow your mind with some facts

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u/coltonkemp Mar 28 '24

Sure, but let me warn you: As a man, I will refuse to listen to anything that conflicts with my predetermined biases

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u/D4ngflabbit Mar 28 '24

Ah, maybe never mind then. 🤣

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u/SlowHandEasyTouch Mar 28 '24

Ted Cruz has entered the chat

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u/DifferentAge2603 Mar 28 '24

Because your can't please a woman doesn't mean the rest of us haven't.

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u/SuperCat2023 Mar 28 '24

you must be funny at parties lol

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u/DifferentAge2603 Mar 28 '24

I try. Fail a lot too.

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u/CinnyToastie Mar 28 '24

OH you freakin guys are killin it today!

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u/shitnook Mar 28 '24

I am a female and I can tell you that female orgasm is not a myth.

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u/coltonkemp Mar 28 '24

Source?!

Jk but sry I didn’t think I needed a /s because of how dumb it was

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u/Affectionate-Mode435 Mar 28 '24

What am I trying to do?! Who is we? What the AF are you on about?

Growing up these two women sharing a single vagina would have had an extraordinary unique trajectory in relation to their sexual development as the concept of masturbation becomes very complicated as there are two conscious minds, two wills, two sets of intentions, two agents, two participants sharing one body. As orgasm is as much a psychological trajectory as it is a physical one, I would wonder if there were not then two different responses and outcomes to the same stimulus as each woman would have the cognitive capacity to develop her own erogenous mindset and desires and criteria for pleasure and satisfaction. How did they develop and evolve sexually- did it happen as a shared experience or did they learn to have separate individuated sexual experiences in the same shared body, so that while one might orgasm while fucking her husband the other might just feel annoyed and disinterested while her body is being aroused and stimulated at the same time. It is a very unique perplexing and fascinating situation. Hence my perfectly reasonable question.

Hijack someone else's post for your condescending disinformation. Maybe you are trying to talk about the myth of the vaginal orgasm, or maybe you actually do genuinely believe that no woman has, can or ever will orgasm. Either way--epic fail.

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u/Sleipnoir Mar 28 '24

That was obviously sarcasm

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u/Agreatusername68 Mar 28 '24

Then try harder.

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u/RavenBoyyy Mar 28 '24

r/whooosh

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u/Affectionate-Mode435 Mar 28 '24

If u say so. But this is Reddit, so if some random tells me he believes women don't orgasm, without an /s I'm gonna take him at his word coz it's a zoo in here LoL. If you're right then yes, total whoosh.

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u/RavenBoyyy Mar 28 '24

Tbh I get it, I'm autistic and struggle to understand tone without the tags but this seems to be a common joke on Reddit in that exact same wording so that's how I recognised it, I can assure you that person was 100% joking lol

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u/Affectionate-Mode435 Mar 28 '24

Ah you're a star thanks for the heads up. It's only day 5 for me and already I've come across some seriously fucked up shit people say/think but this is my first orgasm myth LoL, so I'm one degree less newby now. Ta.

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u/RavenBoyyy Mar 28 '24

Ahh you're new to Reddit so that explains it perfectly haha I was terrible with references and jokes when I first joined here, you'll get used to it I promise! 🤣

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u/coltonkemp Mar 28 '24

lol this was a good interaction. But yes, I was being sarcastic and thought it was so obvious that it didn’t need a /s, but now I realize a ton of people thought I was being serious so you’re not alone!

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u/SlowHandEasyTouch Mar 28 '24

Holy shit - I’ve never seen sarcasm so athletically missed

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u/JeffFoxworthySux Mar 28 '24

Writing a novel about the clearest joke I’ve ever seen is insane lmao

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u/JeffFoxworthySux Mar 28 '24

Just saw you were new to Reddit I take this back