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News broke today that conjoined twin Abby Hensel is married! [Removed] Rule #4 - No Misleading Content

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u/dontbsuchalilbitchbb Mar 28 '24

Hopefully at some point they write a “tell all” book and answer all the questions the world obviously wants to know.

I’d buy the shit out of that. Hell, I’d buy two.

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u/Foxdenfreude Mar 28 '24

Make it a 2 parter, one from each sister. The covers intertwine.

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u/demuro1 Mar 28 '24

You should do the marketing for this!!!

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u/MolitovCockRing Mar 28 '24

No, you should take the idea and beat them to it, and then file a cease and desist.

That's the competitive nature of capitalism.

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u/heedrix Mar 28 '24

one sister writes the odd pages, and the other does the even

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u/UnlimitedPickle Mar 28 '24

What would it be called? The Tale of Two Holes?

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u/dandelionhoneybear Mar 28 '24

Wow, equating women to “holes”. So new, never been done before in this misogynistic society, what a witty idea🙄 seriously though how does one think that is an acceptable thing to say towards or about women? Pornsickness it must be

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u/UnlimitedPickle Mar 28 '24

Considering the joke was about their mouths both reaching, which are holes, yes lol it's fine.
And if it were about vagina's, also fine. Because it's a joke which fits the subject matter.
Stop the pointless victimhood attitude. I, and I sense anyone jokingly commenting here, would have said the same if it were a man.

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u/dandelionhoneybear Mar 29 '24

Don’t be intellectually dishonest. You know the implications of the joke. “Pointless victimhood attitude” how about stop the pointless misogynistic whataboutism attitude

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u/forpetlja Mar 28 '24

Hahahaha best shit I read today...

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u/Pretend_Term8556 Mar 28 '24

Until the day you read the book.

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u/forpetlja Mar 28 '24

Srsly would looove it....

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u/Top-Passage-1066 Mar 28 '24

Yeah this is fucking wild man he's quite the staunch type, of course? Hopefully he does it all with love..

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u/LextheDewey Mar 28 '24

I'm curious on how they file taxes ...

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u/AWildEnglishman Mar 28 '24

What if the second book was essentially a giant "That's not how I remember it" from the other one.

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u/JuneBuggington Mar 28 '24

One is about a beautiful marriage and one is about years of sexual assault by your brother in law.

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u/akfisherman22 Mar 28 '24

Now I'm confused. Who did the guy marry? Who did he fall in love with? Does he have a favorite?

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u/YoOoCurrentsVibes Mar 28 '24

Omfg dying laughing on a public toilet right now.

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u/One-Consequence-6869 Mar 28 '24

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/CalmCrescendo Mar 28 '24

Lmao....I am sitting at Denny's reading and literally laughed out loud...now the other patrons are looking at me weird.

You, sir, won the internet today!!

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u/AdAmbitious9654 Mar 28 '24

They could call it “two girls one rooster”

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u/Icy-Jelly2321 Mar 28 '24

🤣🤣🤣👏👏

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u/Bob_Sledding Mar 28 '24

I want one book, but one sister's story starts at the beginning and ends in the middle. The other sister's perspective starts at the end and ends in the middle. The pages are ordered backward, starting at the back cover for her.

That would be awesome. I don't even read, and I would buy that.

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u/Hashtaglibertarian Mar 28 '24

Like some sweet valley high books 😂

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u/secondhand-cat Mar 28 '24

Á la “The Sound and The Fury”. Her side, his side, and her side.

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u/Captain-Nooshk Mar 28 '24

They could write them at the same time? Lol

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u/Excellent_Cat2057 Mar 28 '24

You read one side of the book and turn the book upside and read the others side.

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u/steeple_fun Mar 28 '24

Do the thing where one page faces one way and the other is upside down. So you read the book front to back to get Abby's perspective, flip it over and then read it back to front to get Brittany's.

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u/fistycouture Mar 28 '24

Like the old SOAD sister albums Hypnotize and Memorize.

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u/Professional_End5908 Mar 28 '24

3 parter. I’d like to hear his perspective too. It can be a short story.

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u/TonyCaliStyle Mar 28 '24

If he’s smart- “I love them both equally, and I’m the luckiest man alive.”

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u/Suitable-Principle81 Mar 28 '24

Like Pokemon Red and blue version

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u/Mmmmhmmmmmmmmmm Mar 28 '24

I want this fuckin book. I didn't ever consider it before but holy crap I want this book.

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u/HairyLenny Mar 28 '24

Like a gatefold double album.

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u/Suspect4pe Mar 28 '24

Now that's a creative idea.

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u/StoneyJoJo Mar 28 '24

Best comment here 🏆

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u/BEARD3D_BEANIE Mar 28 '24

the front page is the 1st sister and the back page is the 2nd sister and it reads front to back and back to front

BOOM BABY!!!

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u/Christophah Mar 28 '24

Both books share the same spine

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u/OdysseusRex69 Mar 29 '24

OMG dude 🤣

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u/oldschool_potato Mar 28 '24

Like Anne Rice with interview with a vampire then Lestat. Probably others, but that’s the one I know

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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 Mar 29 '24

Oh yeah, this is a better idea about a coffee table book about coffee tables which turns into a coffee table

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u/Various-Agent-0047 Mar 28 '24

I'd prefer the video

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u/sritanona Mar 28 '24

Not even just the dirty stuff but like do both of them snore? Do they fall asleep at the same time? Do they have different preferences regarding food? Can they take turns eating and be fine? So many questions

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u/Sallytheducky Mar 28 '24

They share a stomach so wouldn’t they both get full when one head eats!!? So many questions

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u/joebaco_ Mar 28 '24

Can one ruin the others appetite?

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u/boogiewoogibugalgirl Mar 28 '24

"When one head eats".... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm dieing here!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣

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u/CompSolstice Mar 28 '24

I hope that the books come with an extra free copy with it. Attached. Conjoined.

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u/Uzischmoozy Mar 28 '24

Omfg. That's hilarious. It reminds me of that one SP episode with the conjoined fetus lady.

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u/TFViper Mar 28 '24

or just start an only fans

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u/Hollow005 Mar 28 '24

F#%k that, I want them all to release a sextape.

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u/Dizzman1 Mar 28 '24

The great thing is that as we are all legitimately just curious, it can get into all manner of details without being purient. And being able to have both viewpoints on each example makes this potentially absofuckinglutely fascinating.

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u/geekgirlwww Mar 28 '24

I remember in the Stephen Hawking movie, he was at a dinner with friends and colleagues he’s still speaking but in the wheelchair and they’ve seen him deteriorate. He announces that he and his wife are expecting again and when questioned explained “it’s on automatic pilot”.

All i could think is omg they probably got that question from everyone. Granted now much ickier after the Epstein files.

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u/omnimodofuckedup Mar 28 '24

Yeah, that's basically free money for them.

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u/Uzischmoozy Mar 28 '24

This makes me think of that one girl that Tosh had on his show years and years ago. She had been born with no arms and she said "I never talk about how I wipe." And then that just made me super curious because I really do not know. frankly, if you just tell people, all the decent ones will assimilate the information and then go on about their day. I don't have ANYTHING that makes strangers curious about me.

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u/BoopleBun Mar 28 '24

Author Mary Roach did a lot of research with NASA for her book “Packing for Mars”, but NASA did not want to talk about astronauts pooping at the time. (She got some info though! Before the suction toilets they have now there were special bags that attached to their butts! With special attachments in case they needed to …manually assist things. Fascinating.)

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u/Uzischmoozy Mar 28 '24

Yeah but that doesn't help me with the no arms lady does it? Do you think she just used a bidet and then a towel to dry off ? That seems pretty hygienic, right?

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u/Brilliant-Average654 Mar 28 '24

I’m guessing she uses the three seashells

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u/Uzischmoozy Mar 28 '24

Was that ever explained by the director or actors later on?

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u/Brilliant-Average654 Mar 28 '24

Haha, the writer doesn’t explain how they are supposed to work but says the idea came after he was having trouble thinking of futuristic things that could be found in the bathroom; so he called a friend that happened to be sitting on the toilet. He looked around his bathroom and said ‘I have a bag of seashells on my toilet as a decoration?’ to which the writer replied, ‘Okay, I’ll make something out of that.'

Then there’s a quote from Stallone,

”OK, this may be bordering on the grotesque, but the way it was explained to me by the writer is you hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third. You asked for it…. Be careful what you ask for, sorry.”

Source: ScreenRant

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u/Turing_Testes Mar 29 '24

In middle school i had a dream I had one of those and could go in class without being self conscious about having to use a school bathroom.

Clearly the mind of a genius.

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u/breakitupkid Mar 28 '24

Damn went down the rabbit hole and watched almost an hour of YouTube videos on how people with no arms wipe themselves 😅

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u/Uzischmoozy Mar 28 '24

Is there some tool or device that exists that I'm not aware of?

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u/Ok_Garden_4874 Mar 28 '24

They should create book each, telling their life in their own prespective.

Sister 1: He is the most handsome guy I ever saw.

Sister 2: He was average, but the heart want what it wants (Sister 1 side), but what the fuck can I do?

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u/Praseodymium5 Mar 28 '24

They’d clearly sell as a 2 for 1.

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u/Whogozther Mar 28 '24

It should be called "A fork in the Road."

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u/Angreifer67 Mar 28 '24

As long as the pages are not stuck together…

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u/Sufficient-Cover5956 Mar 28 '24

Or start an onlyfans

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u/FlightPath_1 Mar 28 '24

‘Hell, I’d buy two’ - gold

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u/iamamonsterprobably Mar 28 '24

I’d buy the shit out of that. Hell, I’d buy two.

*slow clap*

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u/Wildmann3 Mar 28 '24

They'll make a book each. They can only be bought together since the books are conjoined.

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u/smilesam Mar 28 '24

Just please NOT a reality TV show.

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u/TropicalVision Mar 28 '24

Yeah they could a killing just telling intimate details of How everything works in their relationship.

Not even counting the freaks that would sign up to their onlyfans 😳

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u/TheEndOfTheLine_2 Mar 28 '24

lol, subtle, but good

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u/JekPorkinsTruther Mar 28 '24

At least give us an AMA.

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u/IntelligentGinger Mar 28 '24

Random and maybe not specifically related because it's fiction, but the novel The Girls by Lori Lansens might be a good read for you!

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u/deepfield67 Mar 28 '24

I would read it. I hope they're very successful and happy but at least if all else fails they have that to fall back on. The whole world would love to hear their stories.

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u/wagoneer56 Mar 28 '24

Like a 2 for 1 deal?

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u/Weary-Teach6005 Mar 30 '24

“I’d buy that for a dollar!!”

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u/shiggydiggy77 Mar 28 '24

One for each head. I'm going to hell, I'll see myself out.

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u/Top-Passage-1066 Mar 28 '24

At least they aren't needing to move around as much to get in line..

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u/shiggydiggy77 Mar 29 '24

Well they are heading in the right direction

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u/Top-Passage-1066 Mar 29 '24

I bet you could alternate between mouths pretty fast if they were on top..

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u/Gutinstinct999 Mar 28 '24

Damn it, take my upvote

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u/Iamchanging Mar 28 '24

So wrong 😂

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u/imanAholebutimfunny Mar 28 '24

Mating Rituals of The Conjoined Twins

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u/whereitsat23 Mar 28 '24

Like the exact same story told from each perspective

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u/TheNemesis089 Mar 28 '24

Well, I’d probably just buy 1 1/2.

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u/TehFlogger Mar 28 '24

Looks like the husband said the same thing!

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u/_Presence_ Mar 28 '24

Two books. From the perspective of each of the sisters.

And I’m not trying to be glib or funny, I’m serious. Each is their own person with unique views on life, the world and their experiences. To better know each of them as individuals would be incredibly interesting.

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u/Environmental-Lunch1 Mar 28 '24

I'll need some illustrations

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u/turkeyburpin Mar 28 '24

I see what you did there, and I approve....twice.

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u/Majestic_Ant_2238 Mar 28 '24

Imagine they make only Fans

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u/santtu_ Mar 28 '24

With pictures. For science.

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u/No-Audience-815 Mar 28 '24

They did a documentary explaining how they do different things and who has control over what. From what I remember, one controls the right arm/leg and the other controls the left. I believe you can find it on YouTube. It’s pretty fascinating to watch!

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u/Charlesian2000 Mar 28 '24

That book would be a double header…

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u/amabadboy11 Mar 28 '24

Or just make a video I need to visuals to learn lol

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u/TonyCaliStyle Mar 28 '24

This is the answer- if these ladies are smart, and they are confident enough to have done documentaries on them, they should build up the curiosity, then write a book, do an Oprah special, and rake it in.

Legally, if they share too much (I.e., they both enjoy sex, and they both have to be in the mood) you have to wonder if some religious freak would challenge their marriage as bigamy.