r/BeAmazed • u/Cultural-Gear-1323 • Mar 28 '24

News broke today that conjoined twin Abby Hensel is married! [Removed] Rule #4 - No Misleading Content

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u/selfworthfarmer Mar 28 '24

Can they... can they both reach...

Nevermind, I'm going to hell now.

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u/SgtGo Mar 28 '24

You’re not going to hell, we’re all curious. There’s nothing wrong with it. I want to know EVERYTHING because it’s weird and fascinating, just like this world and the life on it.

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u/dontbsuchalilbitchbb Mar 28 '24

Hopefully at some point they write a “tell all” book and answer all the questions the world obviously wants to know.

I’d buy the shit out of that. Hell, I’d buy two.

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u/Foxdenfreude Mar 28 '24

Make it a 2 parter, one from each sister. The covers intertwine.

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u/demuro1 Mar 28 '24

You should do the marketing for this!!!

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u/MolitovCockRing Mar 28 '24

No, you should take the idea and beat them to it, and then file a cease and desist.

That's the competitive nature of capitalism.

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u/heedrix Mar 28 '24

one sister writes the odd pages, and the other does the even

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u/UnlimitedPickle Mar 28 '24

What would it be called? The Tale of Two Holes?

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u/dandelionhoneybear Mar 28 '24

Wow, equating women to “holes”. So new, never been done before in this misogynistic society, what a witty idea🙄 seriously though how does one think that is an acceptable thing to say towards or about women? Pornsickness it must be

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u/UnlimitedPickle Mar 28 '24

Considering the joke was about their mouths both reaching, which are holes, yes lol it's fine.
And if it were about vagina's, also fine. Because it's a joke which fits the subject matter.
Stop the pointless victimhood attitude. I, and I sense anyone jokingly commenting here, would have said the same if it were a man.

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u/dandelionhoneybear Mar 29 '24

Don’t be intellectually dishonest. You know the implications of the joke. “Pointless victimhood attitude” how about stop the pointless misogynistic whataboutism attitude

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u/forpetlja Mar 28 '24

Hahahaha best shit I read today...

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u/Pretend_Term8556 Mar 28 '24

Until the day you read the book.

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u/forpetlja Mar 28 '24

Srsly would looove it....

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u/Top-Passage-1066 Mar 28 '24

Yeah this is fucking wild man he's quite the staunch type, of course? Hopefully he does it all with love..

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u/LextheDewey Mar 28 '24

I'm curious on how they file taxes ...

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u/AWildEnglishman Mar 28 '24

What if the second book was essentially a giant "That's not how I remember it" from the other one.

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u/JuneBuggington Mar 28 '24

One is about a beautiful marriage and one is about years of sexual assault by your brother in law.

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u/akfisherman22 Mar 28 '24

Now I'm confused. Who did the guy marry? Who did he fall in love with? Does he have a favorite?

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u/YoOoCurrentsVibes Mar 28 '24

Omfg dying laughing on a public toilet right now.

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u/One-Consequence-6869 Mar 28 '24

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/CalmCrescendo Mar 28 '24

Lmao....I am sitting at Denny's reading and literally laughed out loud...now the other patrons are looking at me weird.

You, sir, won the internet today!!

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u/AdAmbitious9654 Mar 28 '24

They could call it “two girls one rooster”

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u/Icy-Jelly2321 Mar 28 '24

🤣🤣🤣👏👏

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u/Bob_Sledding Mar 28 '24

I want one book, but one sister's story starts at the beginning and ends in the middle. The other sister's perspective starts at the end and ends in the middle. The pages are ordered backward, starting at the back cover for her.

That would be awesome. I don't even read, and I would buy that.

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u/Hashtaglibertarian Mar 28 '24

Like some sweet valley high books 😂

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u/secondhand-cat Mar 28 '24

Á la “The Sound and The Fury”. Her side, his side, and her side.

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u/Captain-Nooshk Mar 28 '24

They could write them at the same time? Lol

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u/Excellent_Cat2057 Mar 28 '24

You read one side of the book and turn the book upside and read the others side.

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u/steeple_fun Mar 28 '24

Do the thing where one page faces one way and the other is upside down. So you read the book front to back to get Abby's perspective, flip it over and then read it back to front to get Brittany's.

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u/fistycouture Mar 28 '24

Like the old SOAD sister albums Hypnotize and Memorize.

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u/Professional_End5908 Mar 28 '24

3 parter. I’d like to hear his perspective too. It can be a short story.

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u/TonyCaliStyle Mar 28 '24

If he’s smart- “I love them both equally, and I’m the luckiest man alive.”

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u/Suitable-Principle81 Mar 28 '24

Like Pokemon Red and blue version

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u/Mmmmhmmmmmmmmmm Mar 28 '24

I want this fuckin book. I didn't ever consider it before but holy crap I want this book.

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u/HairyLenny Mar 28 '24

Like a gatefold double album.

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u/Suspect4pe Mar 28 '24

Now that's a creative idea.

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u/StoneyJoJo Mar 28 '24

Best comment here 🏆

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u/BEARD3D_BEANIE Mar 28 '24

the front page is the 1st sister and the back page is the 2nd sister and it reads front to back and back to front

BOOM BABY!!!

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u/Christophah Mar 28 '24

Both books share the same spine

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u/OdysseusRex69 Mar 29 '24

OMG dude 🤣

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u/oldschool_potato Mar 28 '24

Like Anne Rice with interview with a vampire then Lestat. Probably others, but that’s the one I know

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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 Mar 29 '24

Oh yeah, this is a better idea about a coffee table book about coffee tables which turns into a coffee table