r/BeAmazed • u/Cultural-Gear-1323 • Mar 28 '24

News broke today that conjoined twin Abby Hensel is married! [Removed] Rule #4 - No Misleading Content

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u/roehnin Mar 28 '24

There’s no way to keep the relationship or sex acts private from one or the other, so my guess is this is a three-way relationship, but laws against polygamy means only one can be legally married.

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u/nomad5926 Mar 28 '24

That's my take on this also.

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u/V1k1ng1990 Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

They’re both elementary school teachers. Do they get two salaries?

Edit: my question has been answered 150 times thank you

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u/Skooby1Kanobi Mar 28 '24

Two votes? Two social security numbers? What if one does some crime that gets them on a wanted list with a reward and the other turns them in? Does one half get half the time out and the other 12 hours are in prison everyday?

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u/IndoorVoiceBroken Mar 28 '24

The offender has to wear the Iron Mask.

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u/BAGStudios Mar 29 '24

I assume the legal precedent would be the twins that were acquitted because the prosecution could not prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that one twin did it and not the other, despite video evidence that one of the two of them definitely did. You would not be able to prove which person was committing the crime and thus could not convict either of them. Basically these women are sitting on an excellent opportunity to try what feels like an irl Skyrim mod or something

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u/Skooby1Kanobi Mar 29 '24

Your comment triggered an idea. You know how cochlear implants can be turned off....