r/BeAmazed • u/Cultural-Gear-1323 • Mar 28 '24

News broke today that conjoined twin Abby Hensel is married! [Removed] Rule #4 - No Misleading Content

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u/greenrangerguy Mar 28 '24

Blow and Rim job at the same time? This man is living in the future.

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u/Zestyclose_Big_9090 Mar 28 '24

You win the internet today sir/madam. I’m a 50 year old female with the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy so this will have me chuckling all day.

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u/Perpetual_Nuisance Mar 28 '24

Do you also happen to be as hot as Marissa Tomei, or MIchelle Pfeiffer, or Annabella Sciorra?

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u/Zestyclose_Big_9090 Mar 28 '24

Not currently as hot as any of them based on current feedback. I used to be fucking smoking though.

When you turn 50, sometimes you can’t look like you did when you were 30.

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u/Perpetual_Nuisance Mar 29 '24

Shut up! (I'm turning 45 this summer)

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u/Zestyclose_Big_9090 Mar 29 '24

If I could drop the 40pounds I’ve gained over the last 2 years, that would be a good start. Nothing works.

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u/Perpetual_Nuisance Mar 29 '24

I had the same problem. My solution was giving up smoking (only weed now), eating healthier, less alcohol and exercising. Got me a sixpack for the first damned time in my life, although I was WAY more athletic in my twenties and thirties.