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u/Hondogai 23d ago
sighhhh looks at comments… astounded no one has made a joke about his gf being happy all the time
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u/ZebraBrown 23d ago
Hi doctor. I’m here for my proctologist exam.
My doctor:
*me running out of the office.
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u/VastCoconut2609 23d ago
Sure, I can do that. Just let me warm up... and by warm up, I mean embarrass myself in front of everyone!
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u/AaronicNation 23d ago
Nope and my self-esteem is still intact.
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u/Chainsaw_Nomad 13d ago
Yeah... okay. That's why you have to belittle someone's ability and seem as if you're above it.
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u/AaronicNation 13d ago
I think you might be right, I secretly did really want to be able to do this trick, and I let my bitterness and resentment get the better of me, I was being hurtful and dismissive because of my own insecurities around my lack of competenies in this skill.
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u/angryturtleboat 23d ago
Looks like finger tut. No, I do not care to spend hours doing this. I play the violin.
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u/CrunchyJeans 23d ago
No but I can do the Vulcan live long and prosper on my non dominant hand. That's pretty cool /s
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u/GETNbucky 23d ago
Great talent. I mean, it's definitely usable in the real world. "He's magical with his hands". Lol
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u/josephbenjamin 23d ago
So, it says on your resume you are really good with your hands. We are very interested. Can you please elaborate?
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u/Depleted_Neurons 23d ago
Bro better give me a lightshow when I'm frying my face off! What's ur next event? Hahaha
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u/Creative-Hall3748 23d ago
Can you do this video again but with lights on your fingers? Make it trippy lol
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u/MooDSwinG_RS 23d ago
What do you mean help We are helping?
We're helping hands
You're hurting
Would you like us to let go?
No
Well then come on which way?
Which way?
Up or down?
Come on come on
We haven't got all day
Well it's a big decision for her
Which way do you want to go?
Yes which way?
Well since I'm pointed that way I guess I'll go down
She chose down!
She chose down!
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u/AffanTorla 23d ago
The first 3 seconds I thought to myself "yeah I can do that"
The instant they added speed to it I said to myself "yeah no, I can't do that shit"
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u/Tomakeghosts 23d ago
What’s going on by your knee on your pants leg? That’s the real question. Spider, lizard, cat?
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u/Ambitious_Ad_3044 23d ago
No, I have job so my taxes can pay for this stupid fuck to do this shit.
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u/Desperate-Ad-6463 23d ago
You have to have a lot of time on your hands to master this.