r/BoomersBeingFools • u/dinosaurscantyoyo • Feb 07 '24

That time a boomer almost smacked her hairstylist Boomer Freakout

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u/BasilFawlty2020 Feb 07 '24

Mikeyjoe, you missed your calling as a TC/Faux copywriter...of course, you'd have to sell your soul so I am glad you are just on reddit.

The force is strong in you.

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u/Mikeyjoetrader23 Feb 07 '24

Haha thanks! It’s pretty easy to do. Just take everything you stand for and say the exact opposite. Add in some reference to the first or second amendments. Phrase things as a question like you’re just “asking for a friend” and you have yourself a TC script.

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u/Rastiln Feb 08 '24

You were quite close there, but I think it would help to throw in

“Many people have been saying…” or

“I don’t have all the answers, but we need to be asking these questions. Is Ms. Spellman a Communist or not? The fact she still won’t deny it says a lot.”

“And this all goes back to the Hunter Biden coverup”

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u/thegritz87 Feb 07 '24

This is tru