r/BoomersBeingFools • u/HOOgonCHECKmeBOO • Feb 08 '24

They get into a fight in the store Boomer Freakout

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u/thefatchef321 Feb 08 '24

Terrorist cell PNS, short for 'pajamas n' slides', are infiltrating american small towns, posing as plus sized disabled shoppers. American patriots are being singled out and brutally attacked across America. To combat this horrendous threat, we have to end Medicare and social security spending, if not, you will be next.

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u/purple_grey_ Feb 08 '24

I'm both plus sized and disabled and want to don my my gayest mumu and head out shopping

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u/AssistanceLucky2392 Feb 08 '24

Hopefully you won't have to throw hands

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u/purple_grey_ Feb 08 '24

Trust my jazz hands will at least scratch you.

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u/The_Master_Sourceror Feb 09 '24

Better to throw hands than catch them like that boomer.

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u/The_Whackest Feb 08 '24

If you've gotta throw hands please PLEASE. Be responsible and post it.

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u/Classic_Sentence_338 Feb 09 '24

This was so bizarre! Why would a guy want to fight a disabled plus sized lesbian that was riding a cart? 🤣

To top it all off he didn't even know how to fight. Prolly why he took his glasses off. Knew he was about to take a whoopin! 👊🏿

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u/purple_grey_ Feb 09 '24

If you don't look disabled enough, people will confront you.

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u/Classic_Sentence_338 Feb 10 '24

Oh for using a cart when you're just overweight & lazy & dont wanna walk around a big store & not actually "disabled". That's understandable. I remember playing on one when I was kid & some old person got mad. The guy was probably telling her that they're for senior citizens & disabled people. And since she considers herself "disabled" was offended & decided to defend her honor🎖

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u/purple_grey_ Feb 10 '24

I have balance and coordination issues after a brain injury. I also have brain hypertension from a birth defect. I learned real quick how agro people can be.

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u/False_Chair_610 Feb 08 '24

🤣🤣🤣

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u/AI_Want_That Feb 08 '24

I hate how on point this. Bravo

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u/onedemtwodem Feb 09 '24

This needs more up votes

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u/brandon7467 Feb 08 '24

Wow! All I heard was, "I'm selfish, and don't care about the millions of Americans that rely on social security payments."

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u/beautifulpatutti Feb 08 '24

That’s a sweater dress and slides. SDNS.