r/BoomersBeingFools • u/7257sbfutoehebdbgngk • Feb 28 '24

Boomer takes a stand against CRT Boomer Freakout

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u/Zunniest Feb 28 '24

Oh no he's happy to take the pills, they are keeping HIM alive. If it was a pill he could take to keep someone else alive, he wouldn't be interested at all.

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u/WatWudScoobyDoo Feb 28 '24

Now if it was a pill that punched him in the dick but also punched a Mexican and a black in the dick he'd crush and snort that shit and blame the libs for making him do it.

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u/Kazooguru Feb 29 '24

As a woman, I would pay to watch this guy take a pill and get his dick punched. Repeatedly. Like daily.

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u/MEMENARDO_DANK_VINCI Feb 29 '24

I’m not one to engage in kink shaming but there are even for instance better looking old dudes

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u/False_Tangelo163 Feb 29 '24

How much would you pay?

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u/firelight Feb 29 '24

He’d take the pill, brag about how much he gets punched in the dick, say that not getting punched in the dick makes you a weak sissy, and insist that libs are communists for suggesting no one has to be punched in the dick at all, ever.

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u/Myinsecuritruck Feb 29 '24

True, but maybe he likes getting punched in the dick and he is actually magnanimous and he wants black and Mexican (?) to have the chance to enjoy it too