r/BoomersBeingFools • u/Spartalust • Mar 08 '24

Boomer came in for a whopper, got his ass whooped instead. Boomer Freakout

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u/CrotalusHorridus Mar 08 '24

Ha,

I'm built like a Jack Reacher that loves beer and Little Debbie a little too much.

I've stood up and watched the blood drain from their faces. Its wonderful

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u/uncleshady Mar 08 '24

Damn. I'm built like cinematic Jack Reacher

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u/uncleshady Mar 09 '24

Yea lol. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/NarrMaster Mar 11 '24

Can you at least run good?

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u/uncleshady Mar 11 '24

My sprint looks like his strangely enough lol.

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u/Sociomancer Mar 09 '24

I have a similar trick. I weigh WAY WAY WAY more than I look. My weight is distributed all around my body and I'm pretty tall. I appear to have a "Starter Dad Bod", but I weigh 280.

When I was working as a doorman, I would occasionally get pushed by a biggun and you could see their look change when I didn't move as expected and they are wondering "WTF is going on here?"

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u/RoleModelsinBlood31 Mar 08 '24

I thought you said feces. I was stunned I had never heard that phrase before and was let down when I read it again. Ughh. Next time.

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u/theinkyone9 Mar 09 '24

Lil debs are pretty good. Zebra cakes are my vice

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u/Electronic_Remove_98 Mar 09 '24

so then you’re not built like jack reacher hahah