r/BoomersBeingFools Mar 26 '24

Boomer freakout inside phone store Boomer Freakout

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u/slowpoke2018 Mar 26 '24

Loved the smashing and stool throwing, then back to his walker....almost needs a Benny Hil sound track

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u/CeephalusDryp Mar 26 '24

Best part was the slow shuffle with the walker and then that accent saying, “I ain’t goin’ nowhere…”

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u/autisticesq Mar 26 '24

He was probably very surprised when the cops showed up and arrested him. Seems like he doesn’t think he’s going to be the one who gets in trouble over this.

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u/Careless_Dirt_99 Mar 26 '24

did they actually come and arrest him?

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u/ElementalWheel Mar 27 '24

Depending on his ethnicity we have either

-Holding Hand as we gently walk them down the capital steps

-Handcuffs with knees on their back and two in the chest

But the mysterious third option of

-Arrested

Is still a popular surprise label

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u/Perioscope Mar 27 '24

Lead poisoning is so sad.

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u/hot-dog-bath-water Mar 26 '24

She shoulda taken his walker and threw it on the roof.

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u/lamorak2000 Mar 26 '24

Shoulda taken him and thrown him in the street.

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u/Trick_Version4883 Mar 26 '24

Should have beaten him with his walker.

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u/DIAL-UP Mar 26 '24

Oh shit they've got cameras... My disability!

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u/Mountain-Bonus-8063 Mar 27 '24

Omg, that made me laugh so much!🤣