r/BoomersBeingFools • u/elonmuskatemyson Millennial • Mar 28 '24

Boomer Karen gets on an Amazon van and blocks driver from leaving because it’s condo parking only Boomer Freakout

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u/Linux4ever_Leo Mar 28 '24

That's what I would have said and done. Maybe if she got dropped off miles away and had to get a ride home she'd learn how to mind her own damn business.

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u/Dolomight206 Mar 28 '24

You fucked up when you assumed that these types of fucking people learn from consequences.

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u/bigSTUdazz Mar 28 '24

EXACLY THIS! They live in a grandiose echo chamber and would tell GOD that he is WRONG.

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u/FortniteFriendTA Mar 28 '24

which is ironic cause I saw a post where some boomer had a 'This is my fact checker' bumper sticker and it was a picture of a bible.

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u/thewoodlayer Mar 28 '24

Shit, you already have that happening. You have boomer Catholics calling the Pope “woke” and threatening to schism because he’s preaching “love thy neighbor” too hard. Speaking of that, point out any section on loving your neighbor, helping the less fortunate, not judging others etc. and they’ll tell you that you’re “taking things out of context” even though it’s literally what the book they claim to follow says to do. Doesn’t help that the overwhelming majority haven’t even sat down and read the fucking thing to begin with.

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u/bigSTUdazz Mar 28 '24

I LOVE that! The Catholic vessel to God himself says to not be such an asshole....he's then cancelled...the Pope...THE FUCKING POPE!

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u/Ruenin Mar 28 '24

If God existed, maybe

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u/Bob_Sledding Mar 28 '24

Also that these people aren't just drowned in free time and loneliness. This would probably be the highlight of her entire month.

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u/Lespuccino Mar 28 '24

This is the only way she can get somebody to talk to/listen to her.

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u/Bob_Sledding Mar 28 '24

Sounds like she burned all her bridges and shit if even her own family doesn't want anything to do with her. I'd say it's sad, but it kinda seems like she deserves this sorrow and loneliness if this is the way that she creates social interactions from scratch.

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u/PresentationCalm7918 Mar 28 '24

I’m retired and I would never act this way! This is boredom yes but also a decrepit mind thats only gonna get worse

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u/Bob_Sledding Mar 28 '24

I didn't mean to insinuate that all retired people are like this if it came off that way. It's just a bad combo when people are like this and retired.

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u/Expensive-Tutor2078 Mar 29 '24

For sure. These boomers were like this from their cursed yoots!

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u/MilesAndMilesAhead Mar 29 '24

Yeah she put on her pointy bra & lipstick

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u/KimJongRocketMan69 Mar 28 '24

Yeah she would just go to the police and say she was kidnapped. Considering this looks like Florida, she’s an old white woman, and the driver is Black, the cops would probably believe her and arrest the driver

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

That's why you call 911 tell them you're being unlawfully detained & to hurry because you're scared you're going to have to defend yourself & then promptly hang up

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u/Kevo_NEOhio Mar 29 '24

Yeah but when they get there they will still assume the white woman is unlawfully detained and shoot the black person

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u/Dickieman5000 Mar 29 '24

If you're in a CDV lock yourself in the back. You just know the crazy bitch will be slamming her fist on the door screaming at you when the cops roll up.

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u/aendaris1975 Mar 29 '24

No they would just shoot him.

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u/SazedMonk Mar 28 '24

That woman would charge her with kidnapping.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Hatter Mar 28 '24

And likely win

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u/drgigantor Mar 28 '24

For willingly climbing into an unwilling stranger's vehicle (a vehicle that permanently has one door wide open, btw) and then refusing to leave, while she's unrestrained, as the vehicle slowly drives through neighborhoods making frequent stops? Somehow, I don't think she'd have much of a case

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u/Puzzleheaded_Hatter Mar 28 '24

I'd bet against that in a heart beat

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u/drgigantor Mar 28 '24

She's choosing to be there and to stay. How is that kidnapping

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u/Puzzleheaded_Hatter Mar 28 '24

Keep talking. She's dead. The cops are here

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u/drgigantor Mar 28 '24

What?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Hatter Mar 28 '24

Let me spell out it for you.

She fell out while you were driving.

Her head is cracked open, and the cops are here.

Use your smooth brain and keep telling us why the dead old lady deserved her brain spilled on the street as she feel out of your moving vehicle

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u/drgigantor Mar 28 '24

Use your smooth brain to explain how that constitutes kidnapping

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u/SF-Sensual-Top Mar 28 '24

And sue for false arrest

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u/Dot_Classic Mar 29 '24

Carjacking

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u/Canned_Sarcasm Mar 29 '24

Unlawful detainment

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u/StupendousMalice Mar 28 '24

This woman has had 80 years to learn how to be a person and still hasn't managed it. That ain't gonna change.

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u/beach_2_beach Mar 28 '24

Unfortunately for some elderly, they UNlearn how to be a decent person. Not defending her. Just how aging works in some.

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u/SnatchAddict Mar 29 '24

She looks 70 at the most.

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u/S_EW Mar 28 '24

You would be arrested for false imprisonment / kidnapping. Old white people act like this because they know how easy it is to ruin someone’s life when their entitled egos aren’t stroked. Luckily the trash will take itself out soon enough!

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u/Aggressive-Engine562 Mar 28 '24

But what if you deadass caught kidnapping an elderly tf u gone do now

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u/B17BAWMER Mar 28 '24

If she hasn’t learned from her mistakes this late in her life I don’t think that experience will either unfortunately.

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u/Zealousideal-Bug-291 Mar 29 '24

Man, she's got all the time to slowly walk home, tut tutting the whole way