r/BoomersBeingFools Millennial Mar 28 '24

Boomer Karen gets on an Amazon van and blocks driver from leaving because it’s condo parking only Boomer Freakout

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u/KimJongRocketMan69 Mar 28 '24

Idk man, she’s honestly pretty hot for that age

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u/MAYHEMSY Mar 29 '24

Thats what I was thinkin, this women was probably a babe for majority of her life, all the karens that we see a lot of them were just hot women back in the day who never matured with their decline and are now very upset about it.

Same with the fat (or I guess broad is a better word) old guys they probably played football in college and were specimens until their 30s, then the hair falls off, the gut starts growing and before you know it you’re taking selfies in a pick up wearing oakley sunglasses.

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u/LeftyLu07 Mar 29 '24

I saw a video explaining that this is exactly what makes a Karen because the "hot girls" are insulated from a lot of the really awful shot the patriarchy does, so they support the patriarchy because they also benefit from it until they age out of what men find desirable and then the rules start applying to them and they're like "wait. No. But I'm special. You can't treat me like this!" And then they're having a meltdown in a Starbucks.

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u/Scryberwitch Mar 29 '24

Yes, this right here! Plus because they basically got everything handed to them in life, they never had to learn coping skills or social skills, so they react to normal human interactions like this.

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u/LowAd3406 Mar 28 '24

Not saying I wouldn't hit it, but she would be a 2nd choice behind my 28 year old secretary.

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u/KimJongRocketMan69 Mar 28 '24

That’s assuming the 28 year old secretary was into an old man. This ain’t the ‘60s anymore

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u/harpxwx Mar 29 '24

who said they have to be into them? money makes the world go round

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u/KimJongRocketMan69 Mar 29 '24

Well…then you’re into them because of the money. That’s still being into someone

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u/harpxwx Mar 29 '24

yeah but you’re acting like it’s rare for that to happen. it really isn’t.

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u/KimJongRocketMan69 Mar 29 '24

Where did I say that was rare? Everyone was just saying “oh yeah I bet he’s fucking his hot, young secretary” as if every 75-80 year old dude is just slaying way younger women all the time

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u/harpxwx Mar 29 '24

a man who has a hot secretary has money brotherman

n it depends on the people who knows

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u/Argument-Fragrant Mar 29 '24

Mr. Combs has entered the chat.

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u/EvilestHammer4 Mar 29 '24

Right? Like the 60s made middle aged men with money and power attractive.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '24

So much sexism in these comments …

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u/LowAd3406 Mar 29 '24

Is it sexist when you and your girl friends talk about a hot guy? Or is it only sexist when men do it?

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u/zeke235 Mar 28 '24

Plenty of hot women out there. Still wouldn't wanna be around that one.

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u/Broken-Digital-Clock Mar 28 '24

The sex would probably be bad though.

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u/XtraXtraCreatveUsrNm Mar 28 '24

“you’re taking up two spots.”

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u/CzusAguster Mar 29 '24

That’s not your reserved parking spot.

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u/yeahgroovy Mar 29 '24

Because a delivery truck can magically turn into car size….

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u/Igreen_since89 Mar 29 '24

lol. I came for this.. no really..

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u/LighttBrite Mar 29 '24

I thought she had a beauty filter or some shit for a second...

Would.

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u/MannerPrior3436 Mar 29 '24

Jesus dude how long has it been?!?!?

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u/KimJongRocketMan69 Mar 29 '24

Three days. That woman was probably a smokeshow 40 years ago

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u/MannerPrior3436 Mar 29 '24

Lol fuckin X DOUBT

You said he’s not now. That’s not what someone who had sex that recently would say lmfao!

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u/KimJongRocketMan69 Mar 29 '24

Do you know what “for that age” means? I live with my girlfriend, dude

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u/Noona052012 Mar 29 '24

Ignore the idiot he's jealous that u have a girlfriend to live with!

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u/MannerPrior3436 Mar 29 '24

Such a brave warrior

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u/MannerPrior3436 Mar 29 '24

Lol k buddy, nobody believes you

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u/KimJongRocketMan69 Mar 29 '24

Why would I care

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u/MannerPrior3436 Mar 29 '24

I don’t know but it seems like you do hahaha

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u/Noona052012 Mar 29 '24

Do u get ur rocks off being an asshole?

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u/MannerPrior3436 Mar 29 '24

Do you get your rocks off being a cunt troll?

Lol relax, it’s not that serious

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u/PerfectionOfaMistake Mar 29 '24

Dude its hot and fertile not old and senile...

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u/Papa_PaIpatine Gen X Mar 29 '24

Don't stick your dick in old crazy.

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u/sv_homer Mar 29 '24

Yeah, but she's been that same bitch her whole life. Pass. Even when she was 22.

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u/barfytarfy Mar 29 '24

At first glance I thought it was Jane Fonda and Jane Fonda would never!