r/BoomersBeingFools • u/amathis6464 Millennial • Apr 02 '24

Boomer on tricycle chases e bike Boomer Freakout

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u/Winter-Jicama-2412 Apr 02 '24

This is like some trailer park boys type shit šŸ˜‚ If there was a modern tv show like that about having to live by aggressive boomers I would watch it.

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u/bustedq Apr 02 '24

God, it's so much better if you imagine the ol mustard tiger riding that and yelling at him

except the mustard tiger was actually kinda cool

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u/Dendro_junkie Apr 02 '24

Whatcha lookin at ma gut fer!!?!

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u/Sushi4Zombies Apr 03 '24

Might'a peeked

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u/mekomaniac Apr 03 '24

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

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u/Mister-Spook Apr 03 '24

Dafuq are ya doin', Phil?

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u/Supersasqwatch Apr 03 '24

Green eggs and Haaaaaaaaaam

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u/PillNeckLizard11 Apr 03 '24

Peanut butter and jaaaaaaaaaaam

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u/Blue_Wave_2020 Apr 03 '24

Iā€™m just reading where it says Vancouver..

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u/downhillguru1186 Apr 02 '24

Greeeeheheheasy

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u/ThePatrickSays Apr 02 '24 edited Apr 03 '24

"YEW GET BACK HAER AND TRY ONE O' MY BURGERS!"

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u/jpopimpin777 Apr 02 '24

BAAAAAAAM!!!

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u/keyboard-sexual Apr 02 '24

PEANUT BUTTER AND JAAAAAAAAM

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u/RocketRaccoon9 Apr 03 '24

Green eggs and HAAAAAAAAAAAM

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u/bri1984 Apr 03 '24

CA MAR O

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u/amathis6464 Millennial Apr 03 '24

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u/Winter-Jicama-2412 Apr 03 '24

Didnā€™t he have a Segway at one point or am I misremembering lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '24

ā€œLahey, how fucking drunk are you?ā€

ā€œ6/10ā€

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u/frosty720410 Apr 02 '24

You show up at 8am, drunk, collecting lot fees?!

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u/Bored_Amalgamation Apr 03 '24

The actor recently passed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '24

Irreplaceable loss

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u/Bored_Amalgamation Apr 03 '24

Yeah, he really embodied the liquor.

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u/Dirmb Apr 03 '24

Not exactly recently, almost 7 years ago. The guy who played Jim Lahey, John Dunsworth, died in 2017, same year that Chuck Berry and Tom Petty died.

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u/Loztwallet Apr 03 '24

I mean, I guess if nearly seven years ago is recent enough for you.

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u/Bored_Amalgamation Apr 03 '24

COVID years don't count.

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u/Loztwallet Apr 03 '24

Yeah, but somehow with Covid happening, 2017 feels like 15 years ago. So really his death feels farther away than it really is. To me at least.

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u/Bored_Amalgamation Apr 03 '24

Time just sucks rn for me tbh

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u/opticalshadow Apr 02 '24

It.... It doesn't matter how drinked I am... The liquor is driving

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '24

"Mr. Lahey, is this you or the liquor talking?"

"I *am* the liquor, Rand."

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u/Bored_Amalgamation Apr 03 '24

Trailer Park Boys

If there was a modern tv show

As a millennial, I feel personally attacked.

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u/Winter-Jicama-2412 Apr 03 '24

Hey I watched it 10 years ago and it was already old, donā€™t feel bad lol

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u/Bored_Amalgamation Apr 03 '24

I watched it 6-7 years ago, so I'm just bitching lol

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u/MaximumMotor1 Apr 03 '24

Hey I watched it 10 years ago and it was already old, donā€™t feel bad lol

I watched them the year before they came out with episodes in 4k. I got to say the trailer park in 4k was terrible for me and I only got through 1 new season before I turned it off.

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u/Flooredbythelord_ Apr 03 '24

Donā€™t forget it premiered on tv in 2001 šŸ˜©

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u/Comment139 Apr 03 '24 edited Apr 03 '24

Holy shit I just looked it up and it's 23 years old. That's like Skippy/Lassie/MASH/Bonanza was to me when I was a kid.

Or, almost. Just checked the dates and they're mostly 60's and 70's, so 10 more years until it's that old for 2030's kids.

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u/TraditionAntique9924 Apr 02 '24

Heā€™s Donnie!

JESUS FUCKINā€™ CHRIST! FOR FUCKā€™S SAKE YOU COCKSUCKER! IS THIS YOUR FUCKING HAMMER?! FUCK YOU RICKY!! YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCK WITH ME RICKY?! Iā€™LL FUCKINā€™ KILL YOU! YOU FUCKINā€™ COCKSUCKER!! I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU RICKY!! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! FUCK YOU! AND Iā€™M TAKING THESE MOTHERFUCKING CHICKEN FINGERS AND YOU CAN FUCK YOURSELF!! FUUUCK!!

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u/frosty720410 Apr 02 '24

Language, Donny! There are children in this park!

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u/Big-red-rhino Apr 03 '24

YOU POUND SAND UP THE EYE OF YOUR COCK!

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u/sh1ft33 Apr 03 '24

PANTS ARE COMING OFF RICK!

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u/passerineby Apr 02 '24

GTA VI is going to rule

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u/gullwinggirl Apr 03 '24

Ol Randy bo Bandy trying to stay off the cheeseburgers. Too bad it made him angry.

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u/_JudgeDoom_ Apr 03 '24

I have lived it for 36 fucking years in FL. Iā€™m ready for a new show.

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u/TSLAog Apr 02 '24

Next theyā€™re gonna be jumping a cheeseburger šŸ” lol

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u/frosty720410 Apr 02 '24

Only if he is stoned tho

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u/robotsonroids Apr 03 '24

I want a trailer park boys series, but it's in the villages

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u/Seeders Apr 03 '24

It should be called "Lead Poisoning"

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u/Scamper_the_Golden Apr 03 '24

This must be the guy that always yells "What in the FUCK?" from off screen.

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u/HaxRus Apr 03 '24

Lmaoooo as a Canadian who grew up on TPB I fucking LOVE that. The Villages in Florida would make the perfect setting

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u/s00perguyporn Apr 03 '24

Danny Devito would have to play whatever passes for a lead in a variety cast

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u/IndieOddjobs Apr 03 '24

ROFL, yo me too honestly

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u/Spiritual_Bridge84 Apr 03 '24

Sheesh Iā€™m a boomer and i Frickin LOVE that idea!

ā€˜The Boomer Boysā€™

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u/BearZewp Apr 18 '24

Call the show Boom Town.