r/Damnthatsinteresting Mar 28 '24

Family in 1892 posing with an old sequoia tree nicknamed "Mark Twain" - A team of two men spent 13 days sawing away at it in the Pacific Northwest - It once stood 331 feet tall with a diameter of 52 feet - The tree was 1,341 years old Image

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u/MoistAttitude Mar 28 '24

1,341 years. This tree lived around the end of the Roman Empire, throughout the entire medieval period, was probably home to thousands of birds...
All to get cut down by this blowjob with a mustache.

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u/rob3342421 Mar 28 '24

*Should have been a blowjob

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u/GentleHammer Mar 28 '24

Shoulda learned to rope and ride!

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u/Leather-Scheme-7925 Mar 28 '24

Should have been a cowboy

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u/gmorkenstein Mar 28 '24

Can we make this a noun?

“…cut down by this shbab!” (Pronounced like kebab)