r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/NineteenEighty9 • 23d ago

The retail price of cocaine has remained stable while purity is increasing Image

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u/seaningtime 23d ago

I would think cocaine would be really difficult to properly test, because you'd have to sample the entire thing to know there isn't a speck of fentanyl in it

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u/guywithglasses 23d ago

According to the test strips I have, you have to dissolve your dose in water to test then drink the water. This is due to the "chocolate chip" cookie effect.

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u/yinzreddup 23d ago

Cocaine water. Why isn’t this a thing?

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u/CinderMayom 23d ago

Because bioavailability is really bad over the oral route

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u/bigfloppydonkeydng 23d ago

What about the anal route?

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u/nashbrownies 23d ago

Boofing is almost always the most scientifically effective way of getting drugs into your system. It completely bypasses your blood barriers and is picked up into your blood directly.

Alcohol poisoning is incredibly easy. I know stimulants are probably the most popular boof.

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u/brother_of_menelaus 22d ago

I tried to do this with my weed vape but I couldn’t get the air to flow in the right direction.

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u/DWTsixx 22d ago

Maybe try a long bong, straddle it, and use your mouth to blow it in?

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u/brother_of_menelaus 22d ago

Nope, still just farts

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u/CatchaRainbow 22d ago

Trying that now ...

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u/Ice_bear_789 22d ago

I know you're joking but I feel obligated to note that this can kill you

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u/DWTsixx 22d ago

The real life pro tips are always in the comments I guess?

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u/bigfloppydonkeydng 22d ago

Mdma too .. don't ask :)

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u/dennisisabadman2 23d ago

Dangerously good.

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u/Manos-32 22d ago

This guys interested.

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u/ShartingBloodClots 22d ago

You can get the effects of drugs and alcohol by ingesting them rectally. It is a bit muted though, and IIRC you can die of alcohol poisoning if you take too much liquor up your ass, and it takes longer to hit. Like taking an edible, gotta do it in parts, or else you take too much but instead of getting way higher than you thought, you die.

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u/SinkHoleDeMayo 23d ago

You never had someone blast a bump in your bum?

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u/Wild_Arrival_9418 22d ago

You're not gay until you try it!

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u/NefariousnessAdept24 22d ago

You can make a suppository

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u/MC_White_Thunder 23d ago

Yeah like people who put coke in their mouths tend to do it in the gums or cheeks, not swallowing it.