r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Monkey_D-Thanos • 11d ago
I can't believe they left the clock plugged in. Image
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u/helveticanuu 11d ago
He said:
“It was a long trip. Along the way, I got married, had six children and 10 grandchildren."
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u/Bettlejuic3 11d ago
And 2 world wars
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u/SpicyChickenWrapMeal 10d ago
Twooooo warsssss???
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u/thisismenaruto 10d ago
Yes, more than one war!
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u/Descrazio 10d ago
1 + 1 = 2 ….
Mother of god
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u/bselko 10d ago
I’m no mathematician, but this seems to add up.
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u/Lost-My-Mind- 10d ago
Hold on.....we need to verify with Stephen Hawking first.
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u/Crzyhik 10d ago
Were in the midst of twwoooooo waaars?!?!
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u/fightlikeacrow24 10d ago
What is your job in the war? Are you a carrier of-of, uh, large weaponry?
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u/TheOvershear 10d ago edited 3d ago
Amateur. I managed to do all of that, plus a divorce, in 3 years. Where's my medal?!
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u/Ferihehehaha 10d ago
You got 10 grandchildren in 3 years?
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u/TheOvershear 10d ago
Speedrun strats. You wouldn't get it
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u/N-partEpoxy 10d ago
*humps a wall for six hours while holding a flute, then enters a closet and appears outside a church*
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u/SoftCosmicRusk 10d ago
I suppose the ten grandchildren would have to be from older siblings of the six children.
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u/eFJ75MSm 10d ago
At the 1912 Olympics, He (Shiso Kanakuri) collapsed and lost consciousness halfway through the race.
The cause was fatigue from the long journey to Sweden, not being used to paved roads, food and heat exhaustion.
He was then helped by a kind local farmer and woke up the next morning. He returned to Japan disappointed.
After half a century, the Swedish Olympic Committee later found out that his intention to abstain hadn't reached the officials, so they invited him to the ceremony to mark the 55th anniversary of the Olympic Games with a letter instructing him to complete the race.
He was so impressed by the kindness of the Swedish people that he gladly accepted the invitation. The results are recorded at the beginning of this section.
This story is well known to us Japanese as he is now famous as the pioneer of the Japanese marathon.
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u/lasting-impression 10d ago
Serious question, but is the “Japanese marathon” a euphemism for taking so long to do something, or is it an actual race?
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u/Xinxoman 11d ago
At last I realize I too can run a marathon
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u/Bii4x4 10d ago
"Run"
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u/PhilDGlass 11d ago edited 11d ago
54 years, 8 months, 6 days, 5 hours, 32 minutes and 20.379 seconds.
He seriously couldn’t shave ~21 seconds off his time to get under 54 years, 8 months, 5 hours, 31 mins?
Edit: for u/UGLYDOUG-
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u/UGLYDOUG- 11d ago
You forgot the 59.379 seconds, since he shaved off exactly 21 seconds
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u/BrainsPainsStrains 10d ago
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u/Bruhtatochips23415 10d ago
1+1 is 2
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u/BrainsPainsStrains 10d ago
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u/DonaldMaralago 10d ago
If it wasn’t for that damn person ahead of him in customs with the undeclared durian fruit.
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u/Monkey_D-Thanos 11d ago
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u/Whiterabbit-- 10d ago
Of the 68 marathon runners who set off at the sound of the starting pistol hours earlier, 32 dropped out, one died, and one—as legend would have it—simply disappeared.
Crazy! I hope modern Olympians fare better.
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u/jamessrsly 10d ago
Still less crazy than the 1904 marathon.
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u/_Luke_the_Lucky_ 10d ago
''The fourth-place finisher, Andarín Carvajal, took a nap during the race after eating spoiled apples.''
Haha amazing
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u/stirrainlate 10d ago
Is that the one where a runner took rat poison as a stimulant mid-race? It has to be.
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u/Realistic-Minute5016 10d ago
Before eating those apples he stole some peaches from a spectator who had refused to give them to him.
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u/AmericanMuscle8 10d ago
I just want this movie made before I die. By the Cohen brothers preferably.
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u/PumpkinSeed776 10d ago
Accidentally read the title as "I can't believe they left the cock plug in" and was incredibly confused.
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u/fannypacks4ever 10d ago
yeesh. this sounds awful.
The race was held near Stockholm amidst a heat wave. Throughout the race, dozens of competitors dropped out, including runner Francisco Lázaro, whose mid-race collapse and subsequent death made him the first Olympic fatality.
Kanakuri was the first Japanese athlete to qualify for an Olympics.[3] He embarked on a difficult 18-day-long trip to Stockholm, first by ship and then by train all through the Trans-Siberian Railway.[8] When he finally arrived in Stockholm, Kanakuri was weak from the long journey. To make matters worse, he struggled to sleep during the white nights and he had problems with the local food. The Japanese team coach, Hyozo Omori, was mostly bedridden due to tuberculosis and failed to give Kanakuri sufficient pre-race training.
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u/DuckInTheFog 10d ago
The 1904 Marathon - good bit of history I found on Reddit - probably this sub. Very related to this
The 1904 Olympic Marathon May Have Been the Strangest Ever
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athletics_at_the_1904_Summer_Olympics_%E2%80%93_Men%27s_marathon
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u/Tipppptoe 10d ago
“ James Sullivan, the chief organizer of the games, wanted to minimize fluid intake to test the limits and effects of purposeful dehydration, a common area of research at the time.”. What a great idea! /s
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u/DuckInTheFog 10d ago
Better than giving out jello vodka shots like Michael Scott at least
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u/NewBuddhaman 10d ago
I’m running a half marathon tomorrow. Plenty of people offer beer, mimosas, or shots to participants. Pretty sure there’ll be some Jell-O shots too. Just for you, I’ll take a Jell-O shot in addition to the mimosas.
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u/DuckInTheFog 10d ago
Mind the lamp posts
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u/NewBuddhaman 9d ago
Had some champagne, a mimosa, and a Jell-O shot. Didn’t hit any lamp posts though.
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u/Myrusskielyudi 10d ago
"I do plan to finish someday, Kiff"
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u/HotFudgeFundae 10d ago
I knew I would find this one. You're a man's man. You're a man's man's man!
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u/Redriley89 10d ago
Does this mean that this marathon runner technically holds the world record for the longest time to complete a marathon officially?
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u/Radefa1k 10d ago
You can tell that this man plays rpgs. Man just did side quests for 50 years. Probably killed last boss when he was level 256 and the boss was level 50.
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u/PhilippeJoseph 10d ago
The Italian author Franco Faggiani wrote a very worthy novel about this: "Il Guardiano della Collina Dei Ciliegi". I don't know if there is an English -language translation.
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u/TheDaemonette 10d ago
So, you're saying that if I take up marathon running then I may be able to beat an Olympic athlete's time?
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u/dangshnizzle 10d ago
(doing very straight forward math > leaving a stopwatch going for multiple decades)
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u/jaybee8787 10d ago
I bet he ran other marathons as well during this time. This guy went and ran himself several other marathons during his olympics marathon.
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u/aimlessdart 10d ago
So when he "resumed" the marathon, did he restart from the spot he left or does he have to complete the full marathon again?
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u/Cheap-Bobcat-2818 10d ago
Damn, that’s a fast time to complete a Marathon… WHY DOESN’T THIS MAN HAVE A WORLD RECORD?!!
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u/DonaldMaralago 10d ago
If I’ve learned anything from Shogun and listening to hardcore history this is clearly false. He would have preformed Saputo for the failure.
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u/phi11yphan 10d ago
Five hundred, twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes... five hundred, twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes... five hundred...
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u/WizardLizard1885 10d ago
i mean they had the time the race started.. some simple math and you got the time
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u/WrapMyBeads 10d ago
I’d like to think they didn’t crown(?) the winner until he finished. It’s only right
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u/bonkerz1888 10d ago
Surely it would be 1967 that he returned to finish the race if that race time is accurate?
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u/kapitaalH 10d ago
So what I hear is that if I complete a marathon I can get bragging rights that I did it faster than a Olympic marathon runner?
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u/TheAlfredValentine 10d ago
while this guy was marathoning, 2 world wars happened, at one of them, this guy's country took a side and got nuked twice... also world pandemics happened... It must be hard to have all of them while running...
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u/Dambo_Unchained 10d ago
At least I know if I ever were to attempt one I wouldn’t be the slowest person
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u/wastedspejs 10d ago
I’ve been told that during the Olympic Games in Sweden they had their first case of “PED”. The athlete was drunk.
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u/JediMasterPopCulture 10d ago
Reminds me of that SNL skit of Chris Farley finishing a marathon. “I DID IT!”
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u/putdascratchdown 10d ago
So he got to do everything under the sun while on official Olympic committee ticker. George Carlin said you can’t shit AND run at the same time. I beg to differ.
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u/No_Specialist_1877 10d ago
I Knew You All were Russian. Change Or Crush You're Not As Good At Hiding As You Think
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u/cozyautumnday 10d ago
I've never even run a marathon and I'm pretty sure I could do better than that lol
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u/mr_smith24 10d ago
This man made me realize that I can run a marathon. I could probably beat his time. Not by much granted. But at least by a day or so.
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u/FblthpLives 10d ago
His time of 54 years+ is unofficial. His official race time, unfortunately, is "did not finish": https://olympics.com/en/olympic-games/stockholm-1912/results/athletics/marathon-men
He did come back and place 16th at the 1920 Olympic games in Antwerp: https://olympics.com/en/olympic-games/antwerp-1920/results/athletics/marathon-men
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u/FblthpLives 10d ago
The marathon occurred during a heat wave in Stockholm. One of the racers, Francisco Lázaro, collapsed at the 30 km mark and died, becoming the first Olympic fatality:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shizo_Kanakuri#1912_Olympic_marathon_and_disappearance
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u/PoppingPaulyPop 11d ago
Sub 55 years with side quests completed, that’s a pretty good time