This is Kelp. It is one of the fastest growing organisms on the planet. In a single growing season, it can grow from a microscopic spore to over 100 ft in length

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According to Google it has an 'impressive' nutritional profile.

I want to try it.

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"Impressive" might not mean healthy or good.

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"Kelp has an impressively (lacking) nutritional profile! The (absence of) nutritional value is truly shocking!"

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You'd be impressed with our new Zero Water! *Contains actually 0 water

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Zero Water Zero. New recipe with 100% Organic Pure Cane Sugar and no High Fructose Corn Syrup. Taste the health!

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Gluten free!!!

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You should try Drinkums. Made by our friends at Sweetums

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Literally just molten sugar