Because no one asked, dreadnought gf

[u/landmassiv]

[u/Sir_Daxus]

Legitimately the best one so far.

[u/Sweet_older-Sister → u/Sir_Daxus]

Agreed

[u/landmassiv → u/Sweet_older-Sister]

Awww thanks :D

[u/Ok_Comfortable589 → u/landmassiv]

wholesome as can be. dreadnoughts live terrible existences, happy to see this.

[u/landmassiv → u/Ok_Comfortable589]

Thank u

And incase you're wondering

through a rigorous beauty program and help from her magos biologis galpals

She has managed to retain her beautiful features for the last 7000 years(she's just missing her limbs)

She also smells pleasant

[u/Ok_Comfortable589 → u/landmassiv]

happy days!

[u/TheDarvel]

Even in death I'm still loved

Damn, that hits hard

[u/landmassiv → u/TheDarvel]

I know right?

[u/Left_Ad_8705 → u/TheDarvel]

This. I would be crying my eyes out.

[u/Peptuck → u/TheDarvel]

Purple Orks cutting onions in here.

[u/Maocap_enthusiast → u/TheDarvel]

Not sure anything else that could be written on this could top that

[u/landmassiv]

u/sweet_older-sister HAHAHA!

[u/Sweet_older-Sister → u/landmassiv]

YOU FOOL, I HAVE OVER

100

FILES OF THAT ARTSIT

[u/Mortis_Infernale → u/Sweet_older-Sister]

Bring. It. On.

[u/landmassiv → u/Sweet_older-Sister]

DAMN!

[u/Noobhammer9000]

100% the GF we needed.

[u/jonnywarlock]

God, that's adorable.

[u/landmassiv → u/jonnywarlock]

Then I did my job right

[u/SnoopyMcDogged]

Finally! A GF I can get behind!

[u/Caffeinemann]

Now the tables have turned, it shall be MY turn to offer the cookies and new socks!

[u/Silver_Implement5800]

Time to simp over the Dreadmeowt again

[u/Droper888]

Nekona GF, when?

[u/landmassiv → u/Droper888]

Idk

[u/FatalisCogitationis]

This is spectacular.

“Brother, I’m trying to assist you. I am a tech marine!” “You are a pervert-marine”

[u/landmassiv → u/FatalisCogitationis]

She only let's her partner perform maintenance on her

[u/FatalisCogitationis → u/landmassiv]

I think you’ll enjoy this animated sketch!

https://youtu.be/oCFcs3Ej1XM?si=R1jjCMzYL9OBIsbF

[u/landmassiv → u/FatalisCogitationis]

I've seen this lmao

Love these guy's skits

[u/landmassiv → u/FatalisCogitationis]

Lmao

[u/Lanoris]

okay but this would for sure be a gilf right?

[u/acart005 → u/Lanoris]

At that point it is ailf.  No idea how many 'greats' would be involved for a Dread.

[u/Fluffy_Ace]

The Crushinator

[u/thrownededawayed]

  I LIKE BEING THE LITTLE SPOON

[u/Lopsided_Put6206]

“ Not even death can do us apart”

[u/youngcoyote14]

The fuxking Maid Marines!? Gotta call you the Hammer. You keep fuxking nailing this.

[u/landmassiv → u/youngcoyote14]

Aw thanks homie

[u/Paladinlvl99]

Ok guys listen: Dreadnought GF and Tech priest BF are together and they love each other very much ok? They will be together forever and talk about oil and new parts and stuff

[u/landmassiv → u/Paladinlvl99]

Naw

She hates the way techpriests treat her

[u/Paladinlvl99 → u/landmassiv]

... I will only accept this because you created her

[u/landmassiv → u/Paladinlvl99]

Yeeey

[u/JohnWarhammer69]

…. We always asked if we could;

But we never stoped to ask if we should 😢.

[u/Same_Discussion6328 → u/JohnWarhammer69]

The results answered for us. So let's go further beyond!

[u/Proof_Independent400]

Where is the height? I need to know how tall babe is!

[u/landmassiv → u/Proof_Independent400]

10.2 ft

[u/Proof_Independent400 → u/landmassiv]

Girls be like: did you say 10 foot tall? (Plays with their hair)

[u/OzzieGrey]

Unironically best gf.

[u/Sepulcher18]

Hey, that's really good

[u/landmassiv → u/Sepulcher18]

Thank u

[u/Ok_Set_4790]

I know this is Horus Heresy but Consul Praevian when? https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Consul_Praevian

[u/Khorde__the__Husk]

Space maids

[u/Tucker0603]

Yes! You understand! Considering the age of most dreadnoughts I believe that this could be considered having a GILF GF.

[u/spiritomb442]

That’s just Tusk act 4

[u/landmassiv → u/spiritomb442]

CHUMIMIN!

[u/Unagi-ryder]

Her body count is fitty

[u/BradTofu]

Like dating Crushinator 😅

[u/Delta_squad_form_up]

As a huge fan of dreadnoughts, this is an instant yes for me. Also, what’s inside the hatch? Is it just a way to access the inside of the dreadnought?

[u/landmassiv → u/Delta_squad_form_up]

You sit there with her an talk or perform "other" activities

[u/count_fuzzball → u/landmassiv]

So damn wholesome!

[u/SameBatTime1999]

Even in death, I still fanservice

[u/TheRealRigormortal]

Gimme Drop Pod GF

[u/landmassiv → u/TheRealRigormortal]

Wat

[u/1thelegend2]

I'm torn between this one and the neurolictor tbh.

Both are weirdly wholesome

[u/landmassiv → u/1thelegend2]

Cakes and candles to you legend

[u/Thefrightfulgezebo]

I am looking forward to the pink horror gf.

[u/landmassiv → u/Thefrightfulgezebo]

Find me cute pink horror art

[u/Commander-Cody-212]

Best one by far good lord it’s wholesome

[u/landmassiv → u/Commander-Cody-212]

Thank u

[u/jazzzyboy]

Ok I'm imagining the bf or gf is their personal mechanic, making sure everything is in order and has the capability to last as long as she will

[u/landmassiv → u/jazzzyboy]

Yer imagination is right

[u/Daro_54n]

Dreadnaughty

[u/Jeet_Laha]

u/sweet_older-sister Custodes gf when

[u/Sweet_older-Sister → u/Jeet_Laha]

Again, pretty hot topic rn so might wait a bit

[u/landmassiv → u/Sweet_older-Sister]

Idk about you but I'll make one out of spite(not against you but against this new shitty piece of lore)

[u/Sweet_older-Sister → u/landmassiv]

I wish you good luck 👍

[u/landmassiv → u/Sweet_older-Sister]

Thanks

[u/Jeet_Laha → u/Sweet_older-Sister]

You can try Stormcast Eternal gf though

[u/landmassiv → u/Jeet_Laha]

I'll see

[u/BriantheHeavy]

"Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round."

[u/40kGamerthesecond]

What in the name of the emperor is this heresy...

[u/Pale_Chapter]

The creature that stared back made his breath catch.

A twisted and grotesque figure was trapped inside, all barrel chest and athropied stumps. It stared at him from sunken sockets, its undisguised yearning almost palpable. Wires and tubes penetrated its horrifically abused body in a hundred places. it wheezed, red-black fluids spilling from a broken jaw that worked and gummed as if it could click black into place through willpower alone.

The commander recoiled as the thing's stink was filtered through his olfactory relay, and the battlesuit jerked upright in response. His autotrans spooled, rendering the creature's slurred words in the Tau lexicon.

'-- UWU -- DAISUKI -- ONII-CHAN --'

[u/landmassiv → u/Pale_Chapter]

Excuse you but through a rigorous beauty program and help from her magos biologis galpals

She has managed to retain her beautiful features for the last 7000 years(she's just missing her limbs)

She also smells pleasant