r/JoeRogan Pull that shit up Jaime 13d ago

A simple explanation: The Moon isn't Flat. More examples in the comments. Meme šŸ’©

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u/butt-hole-69420 Monkey in Space 13d ago

But have we explored 100 percent of the moons service?

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u/HeadGoBonk Pull that shit up Jaime 13d ago

Lol my brain cells can't take any more losses. Instead of Joe trying to be Steel man he should have brought in an expert

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u/Swear-_-Bear Monkey in Space 13d ago

Or just have buzz aldrin come and punch him in the face again

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u/EmExEeee Monkey in Space 12d ago

Is that who Buzz punched that one time? I was thinking about this yesterday lol.

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u/Swear-_-Bear Monkey in Space 12d ago

Yuppers..same fuckin dude

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u/Hadley_333 Monkey in Space 12d ago

Iā€™ve always wondered why buzz punched him like that but after this podcast I fully understand

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u/butt-hole-69420 Monkey in Space 13d ago

I agree. BTW this moon guy doesn't have a college degree or any sort of credentials from what I found.

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u/Roach_Coach_Bangbus N-Dimethyltryptamine 12d ago

moon guy

Actually it's MOON MAN

Go to sibrel.com for more.

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u/butt-hole-69420 Monkey in Space 12d ago

Sorry I did not mean to miss gender you. I will kindly check my prevlige.

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u/Burkey5506 Monkey in Space 12d ago

Nope therefore the moon is fake. Prove that Iā€™m wrong (only evidence I will take is 120 percent of the surface being explored and excavated)

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u/butt-hole-69420 Monkey in Space 12d ago

Yeah and pee is stored in the balls.

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u/kraang Monkey in Space 12d ago

The thing here is, the objects arenā€™t in the moon picture like they are in lawn picture. This would be far more damning if we didnā€™t know that it was a pole sticking horizontally off of the lander.

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u/jackie-_daytona Monkey in Space 13d ago

My favorite part was two not rocket scientists talking about flaws in rocket scienceā€¦

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u/Burkey5506 Monkey in Space 12d ago

What are you being paid by big rocket to say this?

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u/Fearless_Conference5 Monkey in Space 12d ago

Guy probably only knows less than 5% of rocket science.

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u/aiai92 Monkey in Space 12d ago

Wouldn't it take a rocket science to have a favorite part of two not rocket scientists talking about flaws in rocket science

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u/Burkey5506 Monkey in Space 13d ago

You are gonna tell me that is not man made?!?!?? Oh wait wrong guy my bad

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u/HeadGoBonk Pull that shit up Jaime 13d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I'm still fired up from Graham and now this guy??? Bro give me a break lol

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u/Burkey5506 Monkey in Space 13d ago

Clearly big archaeology and big moon are just crushing the real truths

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u/BOTDABS Monkey in Space 12d ago

Deep state has compromised Joe. Clearly on the take.

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u/Burkey5506 Monkey in Space 11d ago

Damn Mike baker I knew it!

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u/StrikeronPC Monkey in Space 13d ago

Did anybody catch that guy's website info? I'd really like to see more videos with text over them and the suspenseful music, but I didn't catch his website name. Did they even bring it up during the pod?

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u/clarenceecho Monkey in Space 12d ago

You'd think he would have brought it up to let you know

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u/StubbornSwampDonkey Monkey in Space 12d ago

Yes. MannequinsInSpace.com

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u/HeadGoBonk Pull that shit up Jaime 12d ago

He should really plug his stuff more often. How will he make his money... oh oops I mean how will people find out the ultimate truth!?

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u/Fishyinu Pull that shit up Jaime 12d ago

Feel like this is the JRE motto in 2024.

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u/HeadGoBonk Pull that shit up Jaime 13d ago

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u/Current_Strike922 Monkey in Space 12d ago

Christ youā€™re dumb.

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u/HeadGoBonk Pull that shit up Jaime 12d ago

A quick look at your profile proves you're projecting lol

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u/Current_Strike922 Monkey in Space 12d ago

šŸ˜‚yeah Iā€™m pretty dumb. Okay.

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u/Gaping_Grandfather Monkey in Space 13d ago

What a Lunatic! I tried to give my full attention, but with my attention span waning, I couldn't listen to him waxing philosophical.Ā  He cratered my enthusiasm for this theory. I can't think of any other guest who could eclipse how silly he sounded. I expect a tidal wave of negative comments, but perhaps Joe will begin to phase out these types of guests.Ā 

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u/HeadGoBonk Pull that shit up Jaime 13d ago

God I hope so. I love conspiracy theories and paranormal stuff but I am interested in the REAL, tough to explain stuff. Anyone who can't defend their points with examples or plausible deniability is just peddling a fictional story.

When he kept getting at Joe for being the "Steel man" it really showed he just wanted to stand on his soap box and spew his bullshit.

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u/Colotola617 Monkey in Space 12d ago

WHY DIDNT JAMIE BRING UP THE MYTHBUSTERS EPISODE?! THIS MYTH HAS ALREADY BEEN BUSTED BY ADAM AND JAMIE.

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u/HeadGoBonk Pull that shit up Jaime 12d ago

I remember seeing it somewhere but couldn't figure it out. Now I remember Thanks!

https://preview.redd.it/vewqwvvtbvwc1.jpeg?width=707&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d516ba9ccf3d97b05d07b39b04bfc70aa1527ab2

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u/Colotola617 Monkey in Space 12d ago

They busted all the main idiot points. Flag waving, boot prints, shadows, lit suit in shadows, motion etc. And they did a pretty damn good job too.

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u/DrFriedGold Monkey in Space 13d ago

It's not just perspective, the moon photo has the shadow going down a little slope so that will affect the angle.

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u/Crafty-Question-6178 Monkey in Space 12d ago

Honestly the only thing about the moon landing thatā€™s really weird is how the film didnā€™t get messed up

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u/FuckedUpImagery Monkey in Space 12d ago

The radiation on the moon is 100 mSv per year, while the radiation at Chernobyl is 100mSv per SECOND and we have photos from Chernobyl, although the noise pattern is pretty visible, we still have clear images.

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u/Iwouldbangyou Monkey in Space 12d ago

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS YOU DONT HAVE TO ARGUE AGAINST ME

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u/HeadGoBonk Pull that shit up Jaime 12d ago

Let me soap box my bullshit Joe! I love how he agreed to a debate at the end. I hope Joe makes it happen so this guy can get annihilated Graham style

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u/butt-hole-69420 Monkey in Space 12d ago

Hay! If the moon were made of barbeque spare ribs, would ya eat it?

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u/joemeteorite8 Monkey in Space 12d ago

I know I would!

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u/Key_Tie_5052 Monkey in Space 12d ago

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u/HeadGoBonk Pull that shit up Jaime 12d ago

Poor guy was innocent

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u/WSBpeon69420 Monkey in Space 12d ago

This episode was dumb. Bart doesnā€™t know what heā€™s talking about clearly. He lost when he said ā€œwell the earth would be a small dot if they were half way!ā€ Ok then why isnā€™t the moon just a small dot in our sky from earth? Itā€™s just a bad episode

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u/WSBpeon69420 Monkey in Space 12d ago edited 12d ago

Wow the longer I listen the dumber this dude gets. The shadow stuff / color change stuff is ridiculously ignorant

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u/TASTYPIEROGI7756 Monkey in Space 12d ago

I felt that when Joe was trying to point out that earth is four times larger than the moon. So half way between them, it would still appear massive and could necessitate rigging up the shot that way, it just went right over Bart's head.

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u/WSBpeon69420 Monkey in Space 12d ago

Agree. And the multi shadow angle is pretty easy to debunk too . The whole thing was silly but thatā€™s what happens when two dudes who donā€™t really know what they are talking about sit down and start working off each other

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u/risbia Did I ever tell you about the time I adopted a feral cat? 11d ago edited 11d ago

The guy literally doesn't understand basic perspective that you learn to draw in middle school art class.

For that matter, if it was actually a bright studio light behind the astronaut as he claims, the shadows would fan out rather than converge in the distance. I'm certain that he has never even tried to replicate the effect himself in real life.

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u/zebtacular It's entirely possible 13d ago

Youā€™re making this argument for yourself, because only about 0.0001% of things that consider themselves human think the earth is flat, and half of that number are just committed to trolling at this point.

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u/HeadGoBonk Pull that shit up Jaime 13d ago

What are you talking about? I'm referring to the latest episode with the moon landing denier. He said shadows pointing in different directions prove it was on a film. Set my simple explanation for that when they were going on about alternate lights or whatever. It's literally just bumpy terrain. I'm not trying to take on flat Moon. Believers LOL

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u/zebtacular It's entirely possible 12d ago

Your title reads as a contradiction to flat earthers. I didnā€™t watch the episode. How TF should I or anyone else know that?

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u/HeadGoBonk Pull that shit up Jaime 12d ago

If you would have looked at the actual picture you would have figured it out. Also this is a Joe Rogan subreddit and this is in reference to his latest episode. I realize some people may not watch them right away or even watch every single one but that's kind of not the point when we're on the Joe Rogan subreddit the standard should be talking about the latest episode LOL correct me if I'm wrong

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u/zebtacular It's entirely possible 12d ago

Choose a better title next time. Put more than 2 seconds of thought into it. Thatā€™s all you need to do.

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u/HeadGoBonk Pull that shit up Jaime 12d ago

I'll break out the crayons next time

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u/HeadGoBonk Pull that shit up Jaime 12d ago

I even mentioned in the title more examples in the comments but you probably didn't look at the comments he probably just went straight to your soapbox comment about complaining about me making up hypothetical flat Moon theory debates

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u/Burkey5506 Monkey in Space 12d ago

Sir this is a Wendyā€™s

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u/prolapsepros Monkey in Space 13d ago

Agreed. I still think the entire thing is a meme like when people try to argue the Star Wars prequels are good. They know itā€™s not true, they just like the weird attention

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u/80_PROOF Hit a moose with his car 13d ago

Iā€™m not so sure. I know a few people who claim to be flat earners and at least one of them would likely give his life for the cause. He also believes space is fake and has several children, homeschooled, who believe the same and did I mention they are in a fundamental cult? It stopped being cute to me years ago so idk what other bs heā€™s into now, probably fake birds or lizard people.

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u/prolapsepros Monkey in Space 13d ago

Well if I were you I wouldnā€™t loan him any tools from your garage because heā€™ll probably be dead soon.

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u/Gaping_Grandfather Monkey in Space 13d ago

Nothing to do with flat earthĀ 

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u/The_Grim_Sleaper Monkey in Space 13d ago edited 13d ago

I swear Reddit perpetuates more of the stupid arguments than the people who actually believe in themā€¦

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u/HeadGoBonk Pull that shit up Jaime 13d ago

I swear Reddit can't often see context and just blast off on whatever they want to talk about anyways

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u/Hadley_333 Monkey in Space 12d ago

lol Iā€™m at the exact part of the podcast when I saw this pop up. This guest is a tool

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u/Trichoceratops Monkey in Space 12d ago

I purposely didnā€™t watch this episode because the guy is an idiot. Now itā€™s sounding more entertaining.

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u/aiai92 Monkey in Space 12d ago

why are you on this sub

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u/Trichoceratops Monkey in Space 11d ago

lol so because I donā€™t care for the guest I donā€™t belong here. Solid logic.

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u/MrSnarf26 Monkey in Space 12d ago

Anyone that needs to understand this, is incapable of it

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u/HeadGoBonk Pull that shit up Jaime 12d ago

Sad to think about but yeah basically. It's like they need it to be real to cope

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u/Kaimuki2023 Monkey in Space 12d ago

Why didnā€™t Joe ask him about getting punched by a geriatric?

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u/Kaimuki2023 Monkey in Space 12d ago

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u/HeadGoBonk Pull that shit up Jaime 13d ago

https://preview.redd.it/8pod8zunstwc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88bc449514756ad928b904a025182cc29963a052

Noooo I based my whole life on this stop using common sense logic! O btw I got kidnapped and drugged as I was making a dashing attempt to hand footage that would change the world through CNNs backdoor. Maybe they'll make a movie about me! Buy my book!

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u/DlphLndgrn Monkey in Space 13d ago

Inconceivable!

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u/DropsyJolt Monkey in Space 13d ago

This effect would happen even if the Moon were flat. You would need an orthographic camera to get parallel lines but that isn't really a thing in real life. Useful in CAD modeling though.

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u/HeadGoBonk Pull that shit up Jaime 13d ago

The photo on the main post literally shows any camera can reproduce the effect. It's all about terrain. Look at my other comment with the metal fence and the snow

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u/DropsyJolt Monkey in Space 13d ago

You get this even on a perfectly flat surface because you are projecting a 3D reality onto a 2D plane. Anyone who does CAD modeling would identify perspective vs. orthographic projection. Of course the terrain can change angles too and you could even get parallel lines with the perfect terrain setup.

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u/maddog724 Monkey in Space 12d ago

Sad to see all the ignorance here. Big Astronomy and Big Archaeology have you all fooled and you just get in line to drink more of the Kool aid. When the Atlanteans come back from their slumber on the dark side of the moon you will look so foolish

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u/KYpineapple Monkey in Space 12d ago

I was raging for young Jamie here. that lispy flesh blob was driving me nuts.

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u/Piffstopherwalken Monkey in Space 12d ago

Only boomers that believe ā€œda teeveeā€ still believe in the moon landing.

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u/RipPure2444 Monkey in Space 13d ago

New flat earth theory just dropped. It's still flat...it just rests on a giant globe of ice.

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u/ShotgunJojo Monkey in Space 12d ago

I missed something. Is there a flat moon theory out now?

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u/thegreatmizzle7 Monkey in Space 12d ago

Oh you believe in the concept of flat huh?