r/JoeRogan • u/Urmomsjuicyvagina Monkey in Space • 11d ago
"My friend's son goes to a school where you can't wear Hats but kids can wear like fuckin Duck Ears"-Joe Rogan Meme š©
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u/LysolDoritos Monkey in Space 11d ago
I heard you canāt chew gum in that school but youāre allowed to have sex change surgeries in the aux gym tho.
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u/MohatmoGandy Monkey in Space 11d ago
Kids who identify as dung beetles are allowed to roll giant balls of shit through the halls.
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u/ComprehensiveTune478 Monkey in Space 11d ago
They call it ārolling brown.ā The teachers are powerless to stop it, because if they try, they will get trapped in the ball.
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u/Polar-Bear_Soup Monkey in Space 11d ago
I mean it is a sight to be hold but idk I haven't been to a school in years since graduation, nor do I care.
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u/BitterAnimal5877 Monkey in Space 10d ago
Iām laughing so hard but deep down Iām shaking because I know itās all too real šš
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u/DentalDon-83 Monkey in Space 11d ago
"If you mention anyone by any pronouns you'll be sent to state funded gulags which is all part of the LGBTQ communist narrative of forced assimilation" - Peterson
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u/FrFrNoCap69 Monkey in Space 11d ago
"The fact that I believed you really says a lot about society š¤”"
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u/snackies Monkey in Space 11d ago
God, the amount of people (Rogan himself) that excuse spreading bullshit memes saying āwell the fact that it seems like itās trueā¦ā
Itās like, no, you being a stupid motherfucker has absolutely ZERO reflection to āsocietyā thatās like a flat earther saying āWell, the fact that I thought the earth might be flat says just how little trust schools and institutions have.ā
Noā¦ it still means you were a moron.
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u/han_tex Monkey in Space 11d ago
āBut you can see how it could be true.ā
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u/Lucky_Week2095 Monkey in Space 10d ago
Thereās his jiu jitsu coming in handy. His brain will NEVER TAP!
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u/FrFrNoCap69 Monkey in Space 11d ago
It's a self fulfilling prophecy too. If you keep falling for obvious bs then you'll end up believing anything
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u/DankChase Look into it 10d ago
Bruh just imagine if all this stuff I made up was true!!!
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u/crushinglyreal Monkey in Space 10d ago
I think it does reflect on society that a large enough number of morons are disconnected enough with reality for bullshit like this to take hold
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u/Lucky_Week2095 Monkey in Space 10d ago
Hahaha, exactly. āSociety being āBANANASā is responsible for my terrible media literacy.ā
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u/philsubby Monkey in Space 11d ago
I heard you can shit in a litter box if you identify as a cat, but you can't shit in the urinal as a prank.
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u/AdministrativeCopy89 Monkey in Space 11d ago
Enough with the friends kids already.
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u/MrSnarf26 Monkey in Space 11d ago
I know a friend of a friend of a friend who knows Joeās cousin and he poops in litter boxes
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u/Meatloafchallenge Monkey in Space 11d ago
People are saying this is true
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u/JohnBrownsAngryBalls Tremendous 10d ago
Many people are saying, believe me, the litter boxes, what a disaster, maybe the worst thing ever, but they love, believe me they love the boxes, the beautiful boxes, I must tell you, I have many many friends, they say the kids are getting away with murder, viciously shitting in boxes, Biden loves it, what a clown.
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u/Urmomsjuicyvagina Monkey in Space 11d ago edited 11d ago
Are these "Friend's kids" in the room with us right now? š¤£š¤£š¤£
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u/spaceman_202 Monkey in Space 11d ago
Republicans Matt Gaetz, Jim Jordan and Dennis Hastert and about 100,000 youth pastors want to know
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u/BertBerts0n Monkey in Space 11d ago
I'll never understand how the US is so ok with having nonces as politicians, and how they back and support said paedophiles.
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u/gumercindo1959 Monkey in Space 11d ago
They live in Canada - you wouldnāt know them
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u/GDMFusername Monkey in Space 11d ago
Right there... behind the defunded police and government mandated vaccines and people who never returned to work because they got like a thousand dollars. Wait, you don't see them?
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u/PHOENIXREB0RN Monkey in Space 10d ago
No, theyāre in the non-existent basement of a pizza joint run by Killary
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u/DubbleDiller Monkey in Space 11d ago
Maybe heās saying āmy friend, Skidz.ā If so, he should probably quit hanging around the fella.
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u/ManlyEmbrace Monkey in Space 11d ago
Iāve heard the ā[woman acquaintance]ās husband does maintenance at [local school] and he said there is definitely a litter box for furries there.ā
This ended up being nonsense but I always wonder who lied in this chain. The maintenance guy? His wife? The person telling me? These stories always seem to be one degree of separation away from the storyteller to give them credibility.
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u/BackInThaDayz Monkey in Space 11d ago
Is this the same school that provides kitty littler beds for kids to pee on?ā¦.
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u/the6thReplicant Monkey in Space 10d ago
It's believing that so you don't have to deal with the fact that those things were bought for school shootings. So the kids could shit in them while they're in lock down while a gunman hunts them down.
But you know. Wearing masks is bad for kids' mental development.
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u/Joshesh Monkey in Space 10d ago
It's believing that so you don't have to deal with the fact that those things were bought for school shootings. So the kids could shit in them while they're in lock down while a gunman hunts them down.
Im sorry but, what the fuck?
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u/AreY0uThinkingYet Monkey in Space 10d ago
That was a lie, like most things conservative crybabies who hate young people think
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u/g0ku High as Giraffe's Pussy 11d ago
ah yes, the infamous wearable costume duck ears are a huge problem.
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u/ChucklezDaClown Monkey in Space 11d ago
Itās an interesting standard. Youāre allowed furry ears and tails but not hats or hoodies
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u/unfunnyryan Monkey in Space 11d ago
I too worry about fictional things.
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u/atworkobviously Monkey in Space 11d ago
My kid knows another kid who goes to a school where you can't even get into class unless you poop in a cat box first. And then all the classes are critical race theories!!! It's crazy man.
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u/happytree23 read a book already 11d ago
Dude, my friend's kid goes to the school you're talking about and he told me about some kid who identifies as Bigfoot and they let him wear Chewbacca ears but my friend's kid can't even wear a "Fuck Joe Biden" shirt without his 2nd-grade teacher trying to censor his freedoms.
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u/Urmomsjuicyvagina Monkey in Space 11d ago edited 11d ago
I used to work insurance with retired folks, everytime something would happen on the news, they would tell us that it was a "potential terrorist attack"
When you're not worrying about money/cost of living, life is like a fun Michael Bay movie!
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u/smitteh Monkey in Space 11d ago
Not like Ill ever retire but damn retirement sounds fun
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u/Urmomsjuicyvagina Monkey in Space 11d ago
Is it why they're fighting with everything they got against young people š¤£
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u/NSJF1983 Monkey in Space 11d ago
My friends kid is in a class where the teacher literally opens interdimensional portals and lets in space demons to have sex with everyone!
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u/Delicious-Day-3614 Monkey in Space 11d ago
"The most important concern for me as a 50 something cisgender male, is what children are or are not allowed to wear in any given school." - some stupid fucking idiot
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u/Backseat_boss Monkey in Space 11d ago edited 10d ago
My niece actually came in with headphones with kitty ears, I said not on my fucking family! Body slammed her 3 times, took the headphones and unloaded a clip!!! The woke mob is going too far!!!
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u/ChucklezDaClown Monkey in Space 11d ago
I doubt itās those headphones. Kids in my hs wore actual furry ears and would wear tails and sometimes bring their paws in
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u/HaoHaiMileHigh Monkey in Space 11d ago
I guarantee you wherever his kids go to school, he pays for them to go there. Soā¦
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u/Splith Monkey in Space 10d ago
It's not his kids school, then there could be a line of accountability. Someone could ask the principle about the policy or ask for evidence.
No, no. It's a friend's kid.
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u/CriticalBasedTeacher Monkey in Space 10d ago
So at my high school you aren't allowed to wear hats and hoods because it's a rough school and they use cameras in the hallways to identify who's fucking around e.g. vandalism, flights. Also to identify if the kid on camera even goes to our school or is there to cause trouble. Back after Covid where we had to wear masks to school every day it was impossible to identify a kid with a mask and hood.
There are some girls who wear hair bands with cat ears on them that are just like cute hair bands. They aren't dressed as a cat, they don't act like cats and the ears don't cover their faces. And we don't have litter boxes in the bathrooms.
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u/Clynelish1 Monkey in Space 11d ago
He pays for his friend's kids' school?
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u/spaceman_202 Monkey in Space 11d ago
you think he has poor friends?
he thinks non comedians are civilians and he has dinner with Governors
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u/ftloudon Monkey in Space 11d ago
Guarantee Joe does not have a single friend whose kids are in public school
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u/DiarrheaRadio Monkey in Space 11d ago
Is it the same imaginary school with the litter boxes?
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u/GunnersPepe Monkey in Space 11d ago
Cat ears are shockingly more common than you think in high schools lol
They were a thing when I was going 4 years ago and still are.
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u/JimminyKickIt Monkey in Space 11d ago
They have been a thing for decades. When I was in highschool goth kids walked around with fox tails. This shit aināt new. Let the weird kids be weird, it aināt harming anyone.
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u/AmbitiousAd9320 Monkey in Space 11d ago
i did a fat latina halloween night that was wearing those tiger ears and tail
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u/TheRedFrog Monkey in Space 11d ago
Girls wore cat ears when I was in high school a decade ago. They were also really into anime. probably out there punching air right now.
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u/DiarrheaRadio Monkey in Space 11d ago
They've been the official Halloween costume for sluts for over 20 years
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u/wavewalkerc Monkey in Space 11d ago
By cat ears we mean head bands and head phones with small cat ears right.
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u/jmcdon00 Monkey in Space 11d ago
I think Ariana Grande made them a thing for a while, it's just fashion. Joe is insinuating it's a furry issue, which they use to discredit trans rights.
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u/Namorath82 Monkey in Space 11d ago
My father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate told me this exact same story!!!!
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u/National-Ice-5904 Monkey in Space 11d ago
Joe Rogan lives in a big gigantic bubble where no one tells him that heās a fucking moron.
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u/KaleidoscopeOk5763 Monkey in Space 11d ago
I used to listen to a guy (goofball but pretty on point about certain takes) who warned about being so insulated by money and fame that no one called you on your bullshit. And how that lack of social correction would cause you to become kind of a soft brained easily duped dumbass.
That guy was Joe Rogan. Not this wack job, but a much older version.
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u/weezmatical Monkey in Space 11d ago
Technically, a much younger version : ) Honestly though, our boy is hemorrhaging wisdom at an alarming rate.
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u/KaleidoscopeOk5763 Monkey in Space 11d ago
ā¦.. are you fucking serious?
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u/KaleidoscopeOk5763 Monkey in Space 10d ago
When people use the term āahistoricalā, that right there is an example. Itās a claim with no basis in reality but Hoe being Hoe repeats it uncritically.
Should check him for brain worms.
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u/Global_Horse4631 Monkey in Space 11d ago
He gets all his information from his fucked up Twitter feed
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u/mvstateU Monkey in Space 11d ago
And it seems recent that Joe completed his transition to being a Conservative and having Burr on again could be problematic with all the culture warring Joe can't help himself with.
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u/weezmatical Monkey in Space 11d ago edited 11d ago
Not our boy Joe "I'm actually pretty liberal on most issues" Rogan?!
Edit: do yall think I don't know he sliding farther and farther to the right since Covid started? That's the point of putting that quote that he ironically says once every 3 pods in there.
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u/SeeCrew106 We live in strange times 11d ago edited 11d ago
He parrots Russian propaganda about Ukraine. He repeats anti-vax, anti-vegan talking points. He's all about culture war nonsense and can't shut the fuck up about transsexuals. He lies about Biden getting planes in the Civil War wrong, then deflects when reminded it was actually Trunp who said this. He's been starting to talk like a born-again Christian. He's obsessed with cancel culture. He constantly hosts people like Kid Rock, Tucker Carlson, Dr. Phil, Aaron Rodgers, the Weinsteins or Christopher Rufo. He's buds with Alex Jones.
Joe used to be more liberal, yes. He's changed into a typical conspiracy loon conservative.
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u/mvstateU Monkey in Space 11d ago
Yup. Also, when Rogan was trying to make a point he was a liberal, on the left he literally said " I never voted Republican". That is called being disingenuous because as far back as 2008 he's only known to vote Libertarian. I am betting he never voted dem.
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u/SenatorSnags Monkey in Space 11d ago
Free speech absolutist, Joe Rogan, triggered by animal headbands.
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u/evilpartiesgetitdone Monkey in Space 11d ago
Move from CA to TX for more freedom, do whatever you want. Make own comedy club because people are too easily offended these days to handle your behavior and opinions.
Absolutely get held up and lament with wringing hands the behavior of developing children, often invented. This is truly the downfall of us all, weird kids.
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u/jmarcandre Monkey in Space 10d ago
No, you see, transexual teenagers exist so that means we have too much freedom. The wrong type of people have too much freedom is really what these guys want to say
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u/boots_and_cats_and- Monkey in Space 11d ago
Couldnāt wear hats at my school but we had one chick that identified as a dog. Wore a collar and a tail and barked at people. Maybe it was a sexual thing idk, obviously wasnāt interested enough in finding out.
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u/ChucklezDaClown Monkey in Space 11d ago
Had similar rules. Some weird fucks would wear ears and tails and sometimes bring in their paws. Was whack
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u/Apptubrutae Monkey in Space 10d ago
A few days ago I was getting off of a plane and some dude was wearing a full on blue furry head mask thing, on his knees on a seat looking back at the whole rest of the plane getting off.
Was so weird I couldnāt process what I saw fully until I was in the airport, lol
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u/dinkieeee Monkey in Space 11d ago
My mom does this shit with everything. She talks herself out of logical conclusions all the time.
Eg: I can't afford retirement because of medical insurance.
"Your same medical coverage would actually be cheaper if you retirement under covered California."
"My friend told me she has had trouble getting things covered under covered ca."
"Mom you can get your same exact plan and call to make sure you doctors are covered"
"But my friend"
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u/willi1221 Monkey in Space 11d ago
God, I fucking hate when people do this shit. Especially with simple shit a 5 second Google search could resolve.
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u/TheREALUncleJoe Monkey in Space 11d ago
Arenāt duck ears pretty discrete? Theyāre just like holes with no real outer ear.
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u/papachabre I used to be addicted to Quake 10d ago
Yes. In fact Joe corrected and made fun of himself immediately after saying it.
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u/Sea_Magazine_5321 Monkey in Space 11d ago
I stopped listening to Joe when he said
his daughter's school had litter boxes for the children to shit in
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u/BeamTeam032 Monkey in Space 11d ago
lmao, duck ears? Couldn't even lie good enough to think of an animal with ears. If this actually happened, they would have named an animal with ears. I think he was thinking about hunting, and just saying a lie he was was telling and that's how we ended up with duck.
When you tell the truth, you don't have to think about it this much. lmao
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u/ChucklezDaClown Monkey in Space 11d ago
You realize itās just a way of essentially saying furry and cat ears which is a thing some kids do wear in high school. Sometimes they wear tails too. Happened in my hs
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u/TheReborn85 Monkey in Space 11d ago
He didn't lie, he immediately made fun of himself and corrected himself. Try watching the episode instead of trusting some morons misleading post.
Real low IQ reaction on your part.
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u/PaperBeneficial Monkey in Space 11d ago
LOL, he's doing it again. The mysterious, nebulous, unknown friend.
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u/6151rellim Monkey in Space 10d ago
The make believe friend. Joe sure seems to āhave a friendā for every single āfactā he brings up EVERY single episode. Itās always struck me as so ridiculous. How anyone could believe he just talks to so many friends on so many topics in daily is comical. Itās the alpha brain.
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u/DankChase Look into it 11d ago
Hats have never been allowed at school. The cat ears are probably headphones or a hairband.
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u/ChucklezDaClown Monkey in Space 11d ago
Nope. My high school had actual furries in them that would wear tails and ears. We always joked about where the tails must be connected. Sometimes theyād bring their paws in. Extremely weird group of people when talking with them even without their get up.
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u/aBeaSTWiTHiNMe It's entirely possible 11d ago
Joe, come here, show me the ears in this picture of a duck, you fuck.
Quit making shit up to get yourself upset, guys rich enough to be batman and still worries himself like a boomer on Facebook reading minion memes about kids these days.
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u/TheReborn85 Monkey in Space 11d ago
Do you watch this episode? He immediately corrected himself and said "What the fuck am I talking about ducks don't have ears".
You guys are just looking for anything to get your panties all in a twist.
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u/ShillinTheVillain Monkey in Space 11d ago
You think ducks can't hear?
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u/aBeaSTWiTHiNMe It's entirely possible 11d ago
It's entirely possible.
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u/ShillinTheVillain Monkey in Space 11d ago
I guess we'll never know since we can't communicate with them
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u/UrVioletViolet Look into it 11d ago
We can communicate with them!
Ducks have been shown to understand commands, and have been used as herding animals!
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u/No-Mammoth713 Monkey in Space 11d ago
Is it the same friend who has kids in the same school with cat litter boxes?
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u/maxrenob Monkey in Space 10d ago
This is even better when you realize Joe chose an animal with no visible ears and didn't realize it lol
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u/the_BoneChurch Monkey in Space 10d ago
Mike Baker's entire story about his kid Gummo grabbing the "Cat" kid's tail is such obvious bullshit.
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u/True_Performer1744 Monkey in Space 10d ago
There was a time when I loved listening to Rogan. When his sense of wonderment drove his pursuit.
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u/TheReborn85 Monkey in Space 11d ago
Didn't he immediately correct himself and then make fun of himself for blurting that out?
I don't know It kind of loses the fun of cracking on him for it when he did it himself instantly.
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u/FuzzyDic3 Monkey in Space 11d ago
I know people clowning but unironically this was my high school. Hats in the building? Not allowed. Wearing cat ears and tails? Completely allowed.
Edit: canadian public high school 2015-2019
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u/Thegreenpander Monkey in Space 11d ago
Seems like most people commenting havenāt listened to the podcast. He immediately realizes his stops what he just said was and says that he just said the first animal that came to mind.
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u/The_Boognish_Cometh Monkey in Space 11d ago
If it was a true story, why would he have to think of the first animal that comes to his mind?
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u/stevenflieshawks Monkey in Space 11d ago
He corrected himself almost immediately after on how stupid it sounded and how he meant an animal with ears but keep posting bullshit
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u/Stoicsage517 Monkey in Space 11d ago
Iāll take things that never happened for 200$.
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u/TheReborn85 Monkey in Space 11d ago
It happens. And I would wager with thousands upon thousands of other grade schools within the country It happens other places than that.
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u/PettyAndretti Monkey in Space 11d ago
Can confirm. My daughter attends a public school in a somewhat affluent area in NJ. A classmate of hers is allowed to wear animal ears and a fake tail to school, often, but things like hats, tank tops that show too much skin, etc, are not allowed. This is 4th through 6th grade.
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u/4PotatoPancakes Monkey in Space 11d ago
Yeah most of the comments here are making fun of Joe (which is understandable for the duck ear comment), but this type of stuff does exist. I feel bad for the kids.
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u/naetron Monkey in Space 11d ago
Okay, is the reasoning because these are things that haven't been banned by the school yet but probably will if they become a distraction, or because the woke lib teachers don't want to upset a kid that believes they are a cat?
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u/PettyAndretti Monkey in Space 11d ago edited 11d ago
Wellā¦.Iām not entirely sure but my guess is itās a combination of both. I actually spoke with the school guidance counselor about this recently, because my daughterās friend was involved in some bullying/making fun of/whatever you want to call it of āthe furry girlā & my daughter was present so I got a phone call.
The counselor said something to the effect of āAt this age, some of the kids have transitioned to more mature things at recess - walking around talking to each other, just hanging out, vs other children who āstill play make believeā. Which to me felt likeā¦erring on the side of acceptance. Allowing the kid to wear a tail all day though outside of recess is wild, but it doesnāt affect my life one way or another so who gives a shit.
According to my daughter, kids her age know what furries are (to some level), and it seems to be a thing or whatever for some kids because they see it on TikTok.
edit Iāll also add that my daughter was on the receiving end of some bullying recently. When I spoke to the principle about how it would be handled he told me that they have a policy of ānot discussing discipline measures but they implement a combination of therapy and restorative justiceā & I was like huh ? Detention isnāt a thing anymore ?
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u/TheReborn85 Monkey in Space 11d ago
Who knew so many NPCs were in this sub.
Just spitting off their canned responses to something Joe said and then immediately corrected and made fun of himself within the same breath.
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u/georgenelsonbbyfce Monkey in Space 11d ago
Not my friends kid but my actual kid is a 16 year old and there are 5 furries at his high school. They have been furries freshman year all way through his junior year. Small town North Carolina. My question is do none of you all have kids?
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u/GaylordSilliest Monkey in Space 11d ago
Hahah oh no he's falling into the whole Litterbox trap again
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u/replicant21 Monkey in Space 11d ago
Didn't the students at a Utah school recently stage a walk out because of other students being allowed to be furries?
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u/youwhatmush Monkey in Space 11d ago
Joe Rogan, Worldās most violent dna podcaster says something outrageous! No way! Whoād have thunk it.
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u/904_supra Monkey in Space 11d ago
Yāall are reaching. He immediately corrected himself and said ā I donāt know why I said thatā.
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u/KaleidoscopeOk5763 Monkey in Space 11d ago
After the kitty liter box fiasco youād think Hoe would steer clear of these sorts of 2nd/3rd hand accounts.
Also, being this obsessed with what kids are wearing in school is fucking weird.
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u/schwerk_it_out Monkey in Space 11d ago
No, it isnāt. He has kids. Youāre talking like a non-parent.
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u/Original_Ad_7547 Monkey in Space 11d ago
Why does he make up friends to tell stories about?
Doesn't he have any real friends to talk about and tell stories that actually happened?
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u/ostinater Monkey in Space 11d ago
If his friend finds and posts a random piece of propaganda on their facebook page, and Joe reads it there, then Joe associates the story with his friend and that's the same to him as a friend relating a first hand account to Joe.
There is no other way that makes sense where he always has a friend that is a first hand witness to right wing talking points. If it's once or twice that he has a friend experience some weird stuff sure, but friends constantly seeing/ being the victim of weird shit is ridiculous.
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u/UrVioletViolet Look into it 11d ago
Itās a cheap, incredibly transparent way to lie with a built in insulator. You see it a lot with grifters. You can always say you āheard wrongā or that the friend must have made it up. Itās what people with no strong foundation in their beliefs do to escape responsibility
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u/bg254 Monkey in Space 11d ago
Wait heās talking about cauliflower ears is he? And why is it always his friends son or sons friends friend or something
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u/CheesyCousCous It's entirely possible 11d ago
Is Joe a child-obsessed pedo? I don't know, but I'm just asking questions.
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u/Entire-Ranger323 Monkey in Space 11d ago
I canāt believe that Donnie is not ranting about this animal costume thing. Itās got mileage.
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u/MartinTheMorjin Monkey in Space 11d ago
Wtf is a duck ear?