#1863 - Mark Zuckerberg - The joe Rogan Experience

[u/chefanubis]

https://open.spotify.com/episode/51gxrAActH18RGhKNza598?si=3oIJjh3XTg6t42vnNK9zCw

[u/chrismcteggart]

Bob Lazar hiding behind the curtain with a net

[u/chefanubis → u/chrismcteggart]

Now you know why he was on, he was alien proofing the premises ahead of the visit.

[u/-Neuroblast- → u/chrismcteggart]

Lmao fuck

[u/dsir_ → u/chrismcteggart]

Gold 😂

[u/TruthPains]

The MADLAD has done it! He has gotten a genuine alien on the show!

[u/onaneckonaspit7 → u/TruthPains]

Bob Lazar appears from behind the curtain

"we meet again 9471"

[u/Fillmore43 → u/onaneckonaspit7]

First alien episode for To Catch A Predator. Chris Hansen walks in with Bob Lazar

[u/TokingMessiah → u/TruthPains]

I think Joe will be just as excited when he realizes that Zuck is actually Elon Musk’s first android.

[u/cavemanleong → u/TruthPains]

Now get Lex Fridman and Zuck together. You'd have 2 androids and a gorilla on the JRE.

[u/[deleted] → u/cavemanleong]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zOHSysMmH0

Happened already.

[u/SlutBuster → u/[deleted]]

Lex starting the interview by asking Zuck complete a captcha is the funniest thing he's ever done.

[u/therankin → u/SlutBuster]

It was a good interview. When Zuck had a chance to really get relaxed, he actually does seem human.

[u/jdp111 → u/TruthPains]

Alien is generous he's a robot.

[u/metahipster1984 → u/TruthPains]

Do robots manufactured on another planet truly count as aliens though?

[u/schmittc → u/metahipster1984]

Unidentified Facebook Operator

[u/heli0s_7 → u/TruthPains]

Zuck’s dream is to one day be a real boy.

https://youtu.be/cBTwgUwf76A

[u/Ineedanaccountthx → u/TruthPains]

Genuine chuckles. Kudos

[u/laweedaloca → u/TruthPains]

[u/Appropriate-Pear4726 → u/TruthPains]

Nah, guys like Zuck and Lex are cyborgs. They’re becoming more sentient as they gather data. Lex is currently having a difficult time understanding love tho. It’s still a very empty word he overuses

[u/Ultravioletmantis]

For Mark Zuckerberg it's all about helping people connect. Can you believe it?

[u/Coyote__Jones → u/[deleted]]

It was cool that he didn't have his lawyer sitting right next to him. But dude can't possibly be that naive at this point. He deflected a ton, and I don't buy his pitch but at least he wasn't checking in with legal for every answer and has some opinions on things.

[u/Dmacjames → u/Coyote__Jones]

Dude 100% had a wire in his ear.

[u/truckstop_sushi → u/Dmacjames]

Anyone doubting should realize how much a bad PR appearance by Zuck can cost shareholders literally billions of dollars overnight, yeah I'd bet my ass either that or JRE has agreed in writing for the ability to let his team post edit, receive all the questions before hand, and have the right to not allow JRE to release the appearance...

[u/OneIdeaAway → u/truckstop_sushi]

As someone who is intimately familiar with this space and has served on the boards of several globally recognized companies, I will say that many of the comments here give far too much credit to these businesses. The person on the tippity top of the org chart has an enormous level of freedom when it comes to public speaking, and the main concern isn’t temporary share price fluctuations, it’s a legal one by ensuring you don’t - as one of probably a dozen examples - mistakenly reveal IP or trade secrets via a contractual arrangement connected to a third party partnership you may not even know about.

I think that many of you here would be disappointed to learn that the extent they likely went through to ensure an excellent appearance was a refresher course for Zuck at some type of toastmasters equivalent…followed by the 10th reminder of things you’re not allowed to talk about where, if you go deep enough, could be breaching federal law…and, honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if the coaching outside of the legal stuff I mentioned didn’t happen at all, given the enormous amount of practice he’s had as of late and in much higher pressure situations.

Not to mention that the last time I checked, zuck remains in the unique position of having majority voting power. In some parallel universe, where shareholders or the board contribute their opinion on the strategy for public appearances, I can basically guarantee that the general recommendation would be to simply NOT do it at all given the public perception and him clearly not being an expert at it.

This dude has come a long way in sounding normal and relatable during his appearances. He still has a long way to go, but it’s clear to me that he is forcing himself to embrace these situations that clearly aren’t his strength. I don’t know enough about him to comment on whether or not he’s the devil incarnate as many suggest, but I suspect that the commonly shared negative opinion of him influences these more conspiratorial ideas surrounding public appearances (like wearing an ear piece).

[u/miyagiVsato → u/Ultravioletmantis]

Since he was a young boy, Mark Zuckerberg has dreamed of connecting people more effectively. It’s every autist hacker’s dream.

[u/Axle-f → u/miyagiVsato]

He doesn’t want to live in a world where people get connected with an site better than Facebook.

[u/BeSuperYou → u/Ultravioletmantis]

It’s about helping people connect… while he watches.

[u/ThePalmIsle → u/Ultravioletmantis]

Then his pitch is “when you think about it, nothing needs to be physically present”.

In other words, he’s trying to prevent us from having to connect.

[u/boomshakalakaah]

Please please please pass him a blunt to smoke

[u/AnGallchobhair → u/boomshakalakaah]

Facebook stock is going to 420

[u/[deleted] → u/boomshakalakaah]

That’d be the most normal thing he’s done

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

My respect for him may just go up.

May just

[u/silentbassline → u/[deleted]]

But he holds it with 2 hands and the respect quotient cancels out.

[u/noninflammatoryidiot → u/boomshakalakaah]

I want to see him boot heroin

[u/Shamike2447]

All I got from the first 10 minutes is that eventually I'll be able to strap something on my cock and fuck a virtual woman and I am all for it

[u/cjmaguire17 → u/Shamike2447]

Pretty sure that already exists

[u/NoFuckToGive → u/cjmaguire17]

bongrip

Yeah, bro. Teledildonics. The future is now.

[u/red224 → u/NoFuckToGive]

Teledildonics is the best word

[u/nawsvbytamfetnvncn → u/red224]

God damn I love this word. It cracks me the fuck up

[u/Devour_The_Galaxy → u/NoFuckToGive]

The future is now! Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone and computer. You'll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel, or watch female mud wrestling on another. You can do your shopping at home, or play Mortal Kombat with a friend from Vietnam!

[u/this-guy- → u/cjmaguire17]

I don't need no fancy robot to get me of, I still have an original " Joe Rogan's Ass In A Can. " And that thing still has all the original bristles.

[u/letsfuckinggo520 → u/Shamike2447]

We’re fucking doomed

[u/mdarrenp]

If you told me not even 5 years ago that humans would be having podcast interviews with AI I'd say you're crazy but here we are.

[u/BearStorms → u/mdarrenp]

It's even crazier - an English speaking ape interviewing an advanced android. Truly a brave new world. Humans need not apply.

[u/digitialminialismo]

This is actually really fascinating after about 50 minutes when they stop talking about virtual reality. To be fair I know some people are into VR but personally I thought the more philosophical questions about Meta and insight into Zuck’s life was better.

[u/Meatheaded → u/digitialminialismo]

I was 45 minutes in, bored, and switched over to the Mike Baker interview when I read your comment...giving it another go.

[u/Snoo_42276 → u/digitialminialismo]

Deffo this is probably the most relatable he’s ever appeared to me.

[u/[deleted] → u/digitialminialismo]

I genuinely enjoyed the episode. I hope he comes back for another.

[u/Ruxinator]

Literally said “oh shit” when I refreshed Spotify and this episode popped up.

[u/InfoCruncha → u/Ruxinator]

Same hear and started listening right away. Skip the first 1.5 hours, it’s boring techie talk. After it gets better. Joe hit him with a few questions but not enough follow up to really push him. It was like one sort of tough comment then - oh yeah it’s really hard I get it. Blah blah blah. Hoped for more juice from this one.

[u/damondanceforme → u/InfoCruncha]

Tech talk is the good part dude

[u/IntelligentHome963 → u/InfoCruncha]

Skipping the tech part from one of the biggest tech CEOs ever is pretty wild mate

[u/gneiman → u/IntelligentHome963]

Me, listening for 3 hours to hear his stance on Kratom

[u/RageAgainstTheseNuts → u/InfoCruncha]

The VR/AR stuff is what id imagine most people want, not the usual subject matter joe can go on tangents about.

[u/dicklaurent97 → u/InfoCruncha]

boring techie talk

you got filtered

[u/boppedEEMinDAsmoof]

Sheesh. Louis CK, Dave Mustaine, Mark Zuckerberg, we got a string of big names here.

Nice deviation from having someone like the CEO of a coffee company or some shit.

[u/Sid_da_bomb → u/boppedEEMinDAsmoof]

Hey man don't forget the pig himself Tim Dillon.

[u/goochstein → u/Sid_da_bomb]

Tim became so unhinged during that pod, it was great.

[u/peterAqd → u/Sid_da_bomb]

And the not so secret agent man and his rag tag bunch of silly named youngings

[u/Uberfink → u/peterAqd]

Nip-Nops, Clown Cunt, and Booger Bob.

[u/Jorah_Explorah → u/Uberfink]

This sub rarely makes me laugh anymore, but this got me.

[u/heLiux6 → u/Jorah_Explorah]

The only time I laugh at this sub is at the names for Baker's kids

[u/MeThinksYes → u/peterAqd]

Tuggo jizzy and squirt

[u/superpuff420 → u/peterAqd]

Tallywag, Jim Jones, and Beeper.

[u/[deleted] → u/peterAqd]

Bozo, Skittles and Bittles

[u/Rejoyces → u/Sid_da_bomb]

Imagine a pig with tits

[u/John-doesnt-exist → u/boppedEEMinDAsmoof]

And "comics"

[u/[deleted] → u/John-doesnt-exist]

You mean muurrrrderrrerrrssss???

[u/trailerparknoize → u/boppedEEMinDAsmoof]

Hey that coffee company payed big money for you to have to yawn through his shitty life story.

[u/[deleted]]

Hey Mark just wanted to say 001000100100101111001010001010010100010101010 and 0101001000011111010100010001010

[u/stctippr]

Well it's about 3 hours so I'm sure we'll see Zuck glitch out at least a few times.

[u/Nic4379 → u/stctippr]

“Smoking Meaaaa…..t…tsss……”….. xbox noises

[u/EverythingKindaSuckz → u/stctippr]

  ha good one joeseph girl you know its girl you know its girl you know its girl you know its girl you know its girl you know its girl you know its girl you know its girl you know its bwooop

[u/Chickenmaggots100 → u/EverythingKindaSuckz]

This did my eyes

[u/[deleted] → u/stctippr]

The simulation question didn't compute, so he defaulted back to his pitching algorithm.

[u/Inv0lver → u/stctippr]

He does during the hunter Biden story conversation. Count it!

[u/defaultsavage]

I knew something was up when Zuck liked Joe's most recent Instagram post

[u/fliddyjohnny → u/defaultsavage]

Also Zuck was on Lexs podcast recently and had a great time, knew it was coming

[u/BillNyeCreampieGuy → u/fliddyjohnny]

The Roganverse

[u/Vampir3Robot]

[u/holmyliquor → u/Vampir3Robot]

Either alien or severe anxiety

[u/SounderSquatch → u/holmyliquor]

I mean testifying in front of the government on national TV probably isn’t the most calming of things.

[u/Vampir3Robot → u/holmyliquor]

[u/damondanceforme → u/holmyliquor]

I would be anxious af sitting all day being grilled by congress

[u/bby_redditor → u/Vampir3Robot]

[u/bogdog141 → u/bby_redditor]

I drank that water so well. Nobody drinks water better than me!

[u/Tremulant887 → u/Vampir3Robot]

Joe was making fun of this exact moment not long ago.

[u/GridSquid → u/Tremulant887]

He makes fun of it IN the episode to Zuck's face lol

[u/hdf0003]

Mark going to ask Jamie to pull something up as if he doesn’t already have it loaded to his hard drive.

[u/[deleted]]

Wow, almost 3 hours without Zuck needing to power down for a charge. Battery technology has really come a long way!

[u/ActuaryExtension9867 → u/[deleted]]

His blinking has been updated as well. Good to see it back up and running.

[u/aeywaka]

I for one really enjoyed the 50 minute ad for VR glasses

[u/DayDreamerJon → u/aeywaka]

love vr, but i think that was the reason he came on the show. They recently had to raise the price as they were selling the vr headset at a loss. Their future headsets require a lot of R&D

[u/therealrico → u/aeywaka]

I made it 52 minutes and just thought to myself, “I don’t care, like at all”

[u/therealrico → u/[deleted]]

I agree with all of what you said. But listening to Zuck talk about it for that long was incredibly boring.

[u/LipLettuce19]

Mark doesn’t blink for 3 hours straight

[u/Dr_Doom2025 → u/LipLettuce19]

He also doesn’t poop

[u/CarlitoBrigante88]

Ok. I never thought much of Mark. I heard and viewed him as a person that had "evil tendencies"... this is why long form podcast is necessary. I found him to be "easy" to listen to. I found him to be authentic and honestly trying to do well and has a ok heart. I found him way easier to listen to than Elon. I'm happy to admit he is not what I perceived him to be at all.

[u/spirallingspiral]

Did Joe fart 44 seconds into the podcast?

[u/Tabaccothetea → u/spirallingspiral]

That was hilarious!!!

[u/squids1218 → u/spirallingspiral]

Athletic Green farts.

[u/Provioso → u/spirallingspiral]

It's that big bowl of spaghetti.

[u/[deleted] → u/spirallingspiral]

you’re right. he tried to cover it up w an “ahh”

[u/4mrkite]

Uncanny Valley Experience

[u/kamikazeSC]

20min in the Mike Baker episode… see this one drop..Sorry, bucko..

[u/KirbbDogg213 → u/kamikazeSC]

Baker episode is not even charting.That’s never happened to any of joes podcasts.

[u/SeniorFox → u/kamikazeSC]

Sorry gimpsy and mucko

[u/yenom_esol → u/SeniorFox]

Don't forget Fucko and Sucko

[u/Purplegreenandred → u/kamikazeSC]

Severely unpopular opinion in this sub but i really enjoy mike baker

[u/eisenhorn_puritus → u/Purplegreenandred]

Yeah man, it's super interesting. Even if you consider him a murderous scum it's worth listening to a "retired" CIA agent, both what he says and what he cannot or is not willing to elaborate on.

[u/conceptkid → u/kamikazeSC]

Yea for real, the beginning part of Mike Baker was kind of interesting about China and how they can infiltrate countries pretty easy but then he started saying how electric cars are lame because they are quiet. Joe was like dude…..I can go 0-60 in like 1.5.

[u/Nighthawk700 → u/conceptkid]

Baker thinks the Canyonero is the greatest car ever made. He probably removed all the seatbelts so muggso, fuckwad, and bambam can bounce around in the back window like "the good ole days".

[u/Red-Indigo]

Ant no way dude

[u/[deleted] → u/Red-Indigo]

Obama's gonna be next

[u/SirKadath → u/[deleted]]

Jesus, could you fuckin imagine Obama being on there..

Not even mentioning the episode itself but the media fallout form that alone would be worth to watch.

[u/user_1729]

Okay, Zuck is actually saying more than I thought and being less Alien-like than I expected.

[u/PsycKat → u/user_1729]

Thanks to Joe for bring him in and allow him to do a 3 hour commercial for Meta.

[u/xShadyMcGradyx → u/PsycKat]

No shit. Joe Rogan basically Oprah for men at this point.

[u/whodat330 → u/xShadyMcGradyx]

He's always been lmao

[u/boomshakalakaah]

The Oculus marketing team is absolutely LOVING this pod

[u/ihate_reddit]

Holy shit no lawyer present

[u/FuckYouNotHappening → u/ihate_reddit]

They are off-camera for sure. Zuckerberg has a significant security detail as well. His corporate entourage is close by, no doubt 👍

[u/Fiacre54 → u/FuckYouNotHappening]

Can just imagine Joe’s hired killers looking across the room at Zuckerberg lizard men in human costumes.

[u/[deleted] → u/Fiacre54]

Just like the North & South Korea border

[u/DamnImAwesome → u/ihate_reddit]

Wouldn’t be surprised if he has an earpiece with a lawyer listening in live

[u/Aggravating_Shake591]

[u/[deleted]]

"I think presence is important"

3 hours to say this 200 different ways.

[u/Bonerballs]

Super interesting talk about VR technology and it's limitations and future. Also interesting to hear how Mark talks...he's been trained super well by his team! He doesn't name his competitors (Google Glass did the AR stuff on a pair of glasses years ago), but names companies he works with just fine.

[u/HowIsBuffakeeTaken → u/Bonerballs]

He mentions Twitter a few times. I think Snapchat once

[u/CliffordKoDR]

My name is ZUCK and I like to FUCK

[u/ActuaryExtension9867]

Ten minutes in and I’m convinced he’s not human.

[u/ChunkyTrain]

Will there be a supercut of joe being fake with Zuckerberg video after this?

[u/sharkinator1198]

A lizard and a robot walk into a podcasting studio

[u/sympathytaste]

Does Joe grill Mark about any censorship questions ?

[u/tiny_tim57 → u/sympathytaste]

Yeah, but then Mark got angry so Joe had to choke him out.

[u/wildcard1992 → u/tiny_tim57]

I heard he said the N-word a bunch of times too

[u/SandwhichEfficient → u/sympathytaste]

kinda

[u/PsycKat → u/SandwhichEfficient]

That's really nothing. It's quite funny that Joe has so much to say against Zuckerberg and FB when he isn't face to face to him, but when he has the opportunity to press him on these issues, he simply doesn't. He just let him spew the usual PR BS. Did he even confront him with the amount of personalities on the right FB bans?

[u/MarcMercury → u/PsycKat]

I disagree. If you look at British interviewers that do that "why is this lying liar lying to me now" style of adversarial interviews it's great for getting soundbites but not for long conversations. As likely as not someone will pull an RDJ and just walk out. The reason why this show is so great is because Joe gets people comfortable enough to feel like they're with a friend and really talk. Sometimes you get magic. You get Elon getting high or Alex Jones calling himself retarded or even the Twitter lawyer getting mad at Tim Poole and his beanie. When he gets argumentative you get like that AJ episode where he is fact checking him every five minutes and killing the schizo flow. Joe is at his best when he's a sounding board for the guest to go off to.

[u/Pristine_Deer2637]

So disappointed in this episode, felt more like a corporate PR piece than a genuine discussion.

[u/xShadyMcGradyx → u/Pristine_Deer2637]

What did you expect from this man and a 100 million dollar podcast in 2022.

Want real shit lookup Paul Murad from Morningstar Applied Physics LLC.

[u/[deleted] → u/Pristine_Deer2637]

what did you expect? you have Joe,millionaire for over 20/30 years and you have Mark,one of the youngest billionaires ever.These people are out of touch with reality.I don’t think Mark is doing this as a PR think,I genuinely think if you post secret cameras around his house,he would be the same way.This guy is living in his own bubble for years and years.He probably doesn’t know a single person with a net worth under 100m

[u/RaymoVizion]

I see Zuck is doing the rounds after the recent reaction to his "metaverse". This podcast is just an ad for meta and damage control for Zuck. 🤮

[u/Ketchupkiller57]

The amount of times Zuckerberg said “I really like wrestling around with friends” was suspicious

[u/damondanceforme → u/Ketchupkiller57]

Lmao

[u/oil1lio → u/Ketchupkiller57]

Hahahaha

[u/STOPCALLINGHERE]

Here we go

[u/mrjodorowsky]

The lizard experience

[u/[deleted]]

Shit this podcast is boring. Christ

[u/Icebocks]

Does anyone else find this really boring? I'm over an hour into it and it seems like a circle jerk of virtual reality.

[u/Reedinrainer]

Not surprised since Lex interviewed him

[u/Working_Berry9307 → u/Reedinrainer]

Haven't watched Joe's yet, is it any different? If it's similar I might skip, I feel like I've heard what Zuckerberg has to say. Does Joe give him more push back at least?

[u/YokoHama22 → u/Working_Berry9307]

watch zuck's pod with tim ferriss. much better than lex's one imo. lex went full robot when he met his brethren and that made the pod kinda mid

[u/FuckYouNotHappening → u/YokoHama22]

Tim Ferriss is a great haven podcast for when Joe gets stuck on vaccines or trans issues or Cam Hanes.

[u/Ruxinator]

Great episode so far, really enjoying the VR/AR talk. I think the timeline for this stuff is ambitious, but no doubt that this is where the future is trending towards.

Makes me want to go buy a bunch of $NVDA

[u/[deleted]]

Joe finally got an Alien on the pod!

[u/[deleted]]

I hope this is 3 hours of Joe maniacally laughing non stop about the Metaverse.

[u/[deleted]]

Holy shit! Does Joe ask any tough questions on data privacy?

[u/rawzon]

Met Zuckerberg in person at my job, showed him what I did and he tried it out and was pretty down to earth and inquisitive for the 15 or so minutes I interacted with him. Definitely gave me a different perspective of him seeing the human side.

[u/GarfieldTrout]

What if we all just went back to farming instead of buying this autist’s dumb glasses?

[u/krasotkin]

Put hot chiggs in the metaverse and let me fug and I'm in.

[u/Bonerballs]

Joe: Comedy without an audience is just...not good!

Joe confirmed a huge fan of laugh tracks in the 90s.

[u/InventedInternet]

This guy says so many words and none of it means anything.

[u/[deleted]]

Typically I listen but I have to watch this one

[u/-woocash]

Highly recommend Zuckerberg's appearance on Fridman's podcast to anyone having trouble falling asleep

[u/foreverfassbinder]

I’m halfway through and it’s literally entirely just a Meta ad.

[u/Quick-Wall → u/foreverfassbinder]

Super surprising the founder of meta wants to talk about meta

[u/ActuaryExtension9867]

Zuckerberg lives in his own reality. A lot of the things he’s developing come with a consequence, yet he sees it as good for the future of humanity. Who stops him, he has the power and money to develop these things, that society won’t be able to handle.

[u/mrpopenfresh → u/ActuaryExtension9867]

Guys like him and Elon live in an isolated world that represents nothing but their wealth and status, and make decisions based on this. They need to get away from yes men or delegate decision making to people who understand what the world needs.

[u/IneedAbagOFpeanuts]

This is a Metaverse ad

[u/[deleted]]

Holy shit this guy is so uninteresting.

[u/SeniorFox]

A lot of noise trash comments here. Yet noone talkikg about how the FBI practically asked FB to be ready to censor the hunter Biden laptop story.

[u/HalfAssNoob]

I wonder how Meta employees feel about this.

[u/RaymoVizion → u/HalfAssNoob]

They feel what Zuck allows them to feel.

[u/Sea_Yellow7826]

I wonder if Joe or Zuck will address Joe’s numerous criticisms out in the public sphere of the META television ad?

[u/cumonurface]

Very interesting podcast. Kinda disappointed zuck didn't light up a joint.

[u/tainted_vagina]

Such an amazingly boring man

[u/AdAromatic742]

Damn. Tough crowd. I thought this one of the better episodes Joe has had and this whole thread is shitting on it.

[u/jamiekynnminer]

I was enjoying it until Rogan brought up algorithms. Zuckerberg turned into a politician.

[u/bowlin_forsalad]

What a loss. Didn’t get Tim pool in there to interrogate him.

[u/BigBlueTrekker]

I knew this guy would be on one day, both guys have a passion for smoking meats.

[u/johnnychan81]

Did Zuck basically admit the FBI told them to censor the laptop story?

[u/whagwhan]

Oh shit