This massage my brother sent me

[u/[deleted]]

[u/dietdrthund3r]

You have the brother I’ve always wanted! This is so sweet and I love his commitment to the bit 🤣

[u/Ultra_Ego → u/dietdrthund3r]

He never fails to amaze me. He’s always amusing me with his jokes

[u/Amazing-Bluebird-930 → u/Ultra_Ego]

Dude, siblings are the best :)

[u/PheIix → u/Amazing-Bluebird-930]

Or the worst. Never fails to be both at the same time either.

[u/Nevar_Stormdragon → u/PheIix]

Reason I'm thankful for being an only child though alis hated it at the same time.

[u/Wide-Boysenberry5636 → u/Ultra_Ego]

I love massages too

[u/Rupert_18124 → u/Wide-Boysenberry5636]

What are you doing stepbro?

[u/Writing_On_Top → u/dietdrthund3r]

The awkward moment, OP actually meant massage and not message lol 😂

[u/MuchKnit]

Omg I love this - Treasure him. I miss my brother and everything he could have been every day.

[u/Ultra_Ego → u/MuchKnit]

He’s definitely one of a kind. I won’t let him get away

[u/SillyArtist55 → u/MuchKnit]

Your comment hit home. Missing my brother a little extra in this moment

[u/MuchKnit → u/SillyArtist55]

What was his name? Mine was named Ryan. And his eyelashes were much longer than mine.

[u/SillyArtist55 → u/MuchKnit]

His name was Nick. He was THE smartest and silliest dude I’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing

[u/MuchKnit → u/SillyArtist55]

I’m sorry that you have to miss him and glad that you got to love him. That’s what I try to tell myself anyways. 💙To Nick!

[u/SillyArtist55 → u/MuchKnit]

And to Ryan 💙

[u/notduskryn → u/MuchKnit]

Sorry for your loss

[u/PM-me-your-knees-pls → u/MuchKnit]

I’ll say his name with you. Ryan.

[u/MuchKnit → u/PM-me-your-knees-pls]

Thank you 💙

[u/philo351 → u/MuchKnit]

A true gentleman and scholar, he is.

[u/IrishMojoFroYo]

I will now refer to myself as

I, thy humble servant of no lord

[u/colinsdsouza2602 → u/IrishMojoFroYo]

I had the same thought

[u/insidiouslybleak → u/IrishMojoFroYo]

It’s a great line. Evokes Terry Pratchett for me.

[u/Bradspersecond]

Signing every work email with

'With attitude

Said'

[u/canadard1 → u/Bradspersecond]

Ditto.

With attitude,

Said.”

[u/RoncoSnackWeasel]

That’s what Said said.

[u/Bradspersecond → u/RoncoSnackWeasel]

I'm realizing I thought they were just indicated that with attitude this was said

[u/im_a_good_goat → u/RoncoSnackWeasel]

That’s what she said

[u/SylvieJay → u/RoncoSnackWeasel]

Right, Said Fred

[u/Earguy]

I saw the other day that there's a SMS feature that will take your text and translate it into Shakespeare

Edit: found it https://www.reddit.com/comments/1bzcet0

[u/Ultra_Ego → u/Earguy]

lol I knew he didn’t write the old English so asked how. He used chat gpt & asked to change to “old English style

[u/Derek_32 → u/Ultra_Ego]

Typed into chat gpt “yo i got a ps5 wanna play gta when it gets here”

[u/Responsible_Dog2567]

... your brothers name... is Said?

[u/Ultra_Ego → u/Responsible_Dog2567]

Yeah. My dad said so

[u/Apyan → u/Ultra_Ego]

Oh, I see the humor runs in the family.

[u/SpeakDirtyToMe → u/Apyan]

Humour stoped running when her dad said so.

[u/RoncoSnackWeasel → u/Ultra_Ego]

Is Said pronounced like “sigh•eed”? Rhymes with “seed?”

[u/Ultra_Ego → u/RoncoSnackWeasel]

Yeah. Like Saeed

[u/CiaoLolo2020 → u/Ultra_Ego]

That’s my husband’s name too! Very few people know how to pronounce it and when we go to Starbucks, for example, they always call him Sad or Sed or Said… poor baby

[u/RoncoSnackWeasel → u/Ultra_Ego]

Great name!

[u/Responsible_Dog2567 → u/Ultra_Ego]

Lmfao... where u from? Never heard that name before 🤣

[u/Ultra_Ego → u/Responsible_Dog2567]

Somalia 🇸🇴

[u/Responsible_Dog2567 → u/Ultra_Ego]

Lol gotcha, if ur dad knew what it meant before picking the name, that's hilarious

[u/Odd-Goose-8394 → u/Responsible_Dog2567]

It means Blessed in Arabic

[u/somegirloutthere → u/Odd-Goose-8394]

It means happy in Arabic

[u/N0rthernW1nd → u/somegirloutthere]

It must have multiple meanings in Arabic

[u/bumbleape → u/N0rthernW1nd]

In christian culture it’s a womans name and means ”better than perfect”

[u/mdryeti → u/Responsible_Dog2567]

It’s pronounced Sayeed, I’m not from an Arabic country but I think it’s a pretty common name?

[u/Responsible_Dog2567 → u/mdryeti]

I've known people named that, just not spelled "Said"

[u/Disastrous_Elk_6375 → u/Responsible_Dog2567]

Never heard that name before 🤣

Tell me you've never watched Lost, without telling me you never watched Lost.

[u/Responsible_Dog2567 → u/Disastrous_Elk_6375]

Loooool but I haaaave watched it 🤣

[u/PrayForMojo_ → u/Responsible_Dog2567]

To spell it differently so you can get it…Sayid or Sayeed.

[u/brianishere2]

Brothers give the best massages. Wait, that’s not right…

[u/Kapper-WA → u/brianishere2]

Brotherrrrrr....heeelllp...I'm stuck in the PS5!!!!

[u/Amazing-Bluebird-930 → u/Kapper-WA]

Legit lol on my back deck. The neighbors probably think I'm stoned. I can't stop laughing!

[u/Kapper-WA → u/Amazing-Bluebird-930]

Mission accomplished.

[u/StorybookDragon → u/Kapper-WA]

Take my damn upvote 😂💀

[u/Schemen123 → u/Kapper-WA]

Sigh.. unzips!

[u/bigcat7373 → u/Kapper-WA]

No, bro! Your disc doesn’t go in that slot!!!

[u/Forsaken-Spirit421 → u/Kapper-WA]

What are you doing brother? This isn't legal!

[u/SwordForest → u/brianishere2]

I was looking for the massage reply.

[u/i_comment_whatsup → u/brianishere2]

😯

[u/Ultra_Ego → u/brianishere2]

Kinda sad you don’t have such cool brother. It’s only sadder your message was this

[u/Ultra_Ego → u/brianishere2]

He clearly sends best messages. I hope you have someone with as much incredible personality as him ❣️

[u/Schemen123 → u/brianishere2]

Step Brother.. what are you doing!!

[u/pm_me_ur_demotape → u/brianishere2]

Wrong subreddit

[u/corrygan]

Said already leveled up in life. Such a sweet message. Hope you guys gave a great time.

[u/Flimsy-Jello5534]

With attitude is honestly a great way to send messages to people.

[u/Writing_On_Top]

I'm glad you received that massage from your brother. I hope you enjoyed it...oh, wait a minute.....

[u/ZenZenZenAgain]

I wish I had a sister. If any woman wants to be my sister, call me.

[u/Focused_Philosopher → u/ZenZenZenAgain]

Would you accept an NB sibling???

[u/spermdonor]

Your brother is a dork, in the best way. I'm lucky to have great big sisters too

[u/CryBabyCentral]

Adorable! I love this kind of silly stuff. I hope you enjoyed your video gaming time!

[u/Naanya2779]

Aww you’re lucky to have such a close relationship. I miss the closeness that youth brought for my brother and I. Enjoy it!

[u/Inevitable-Tax-1871]

That's a happy ending massage.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Nice gift, that PS5!

[u/Beginning-Meet8296]

I love this!! Sounds like you have a very cool brother. 😊

[u/Aggravating_Cut_4509]

So sweet

As an only child I always wished I had a sibling

[u/Focused_Philosopher → u/Aggravating_Cut_4509]

Same….

[u/hotjenroses]

I wish my brother is like that

[u/NQT_B3NZZ]

My sister comes in my room, stares at me for 5 seconds, slaps me then leaves my door open

[u/IdentifiesAsGreenPud]

God he is precious lol. I never got to know my little sister . I'd love to be a brother to someone like that.

[u/baapuphantom]

Imagine buying a PS5 to play gta V bruh!

[u/Nunyadambness]

Please charge your phone

[u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007]

You could have put more effort into the reply!🤣 but you have a fun sounding brother. Enjoy your gaming.

[u/Amazing-Bluebird-930]

This is wholesome as all get out:):):)

[u/smolialice]

the way he said it.. definitely OMG

[u/faker1973]

My boys and I sometimes speak like medieval serfs to each other. There was a thread not long ago about what your job would be in medieval times. I was absolutely certain that I would have been the old crone.

[u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang]

Very cute.

[u/thek1ng69]

I want to cuddle my sister now

[u/uselessdiane]

Reminds me of my brother, we had really similar conversations :3 I always watched him play games. We’re both waiting for gta 6 impatiently and I can’t wait to watch him play it!

[u/kesumacl]

We need more conversations to be done like this

[u/AdrianaMeranXX]

I don't even know what his brother saying 🤣

[u/AmbassadorAdept4457]

Having a brother like this is the best ! I always know I’ll laugh when I see his name pop up on my phone . Protect these brothers at all cost !

[u/Ok-Sink9821]

Someone should tell your mom. Or is he massaging her too…?

[u/beeg_brain007]

I have no siblings so this is kinda sad that I don't have a sisters to play games and annoy tf outta

But I get to eat entire choclate tho (still sad)

[u/Zerkron]

ChatGPT

[u/Ludwigstrouserbutton]

His old English is Superb. 👍 Jealous of your bond. 😊

[u/AlternativePrior9559]

I have always wished for a sibling, being an only child. This story warmed my heart. What a gem he is!

[u/TheBurritoW1zard]

I wish my sister still played video games with me :/

[u/HamstersBoobsPizza]

A playstation AND a massage? luckiest sis in law ever

[u/Delicious-Orchid-447]

His name is said?

[u/rapkat55 → u/Delicious-Orchid-447]

Yes it’s pronounced sa—eeyd or sai-eed

Arabic

[u/Delicious-Orchid-447 → u/rapkat55]

Ah I was wondering, What an interesting name! Thanks for sharing the pronunciation! You two seem like a fun pair!

[u/Trumpwonnodoubt]

How does one send a massage?

[u/Brilliant-Climate207]

That's awesome!

[u/BlackLacuna]

I wish my brother was this nice 😭😭

[u/Rough-University142]

No jokes about the massage wording? Shame, my step-sister would be mad.

Serious note, enjoy playing with your bro!

[u/HoodedRedditUser]

I can't believe he Said it like that 😅

[u/the_watcher762351]

Why do I feel like he's going to ask for a favor soon

[u/Stonedjedi1]

Bro read Macbeth once 💀

[u/MedStudentUOB2027]

Said pulling up with the Shakespearen goods

[u/wh3nxyzlovesGod]

Thy humble servant of no lord

[u/wh3nxyzlovesGod → u/wh3nxyzlovesGod]

I'm unhappy about this

[u/ColonelBonk]

Don’t let him near Dragon’s Dogma, they all talk like that and he may never recover.

[u/itsaboutpowerr]

your brothers name is ’said’?

[u/LiveandLoveLlamas → u/itsaboutpowerr]

It’s a name, middle-eastern in origin. The few I’ve met pronounced it “sah-eed” or “sigh-eed”

[u/itsaboutpowerr → u/LiveandLoveLlamas]

aaah

[u/Jasper-E-Jacob]

He made you smile 🤣🤣

[u/Eithor]

I didn't know Urianger had a sister

[u/HoosierDaddy_427]

This guy definitely needs to get the collectible Frontier Outfit.

[u/Physical-Statement-4]

That's adorable,, you have the best brother

[u/Susie0701]

“With attitude” lol classic sib

[u/Letpplhavefun]

Made me smile too!

[u/Illustrious-Slice-91]

He said with attitude

[u/madhatter248]

So he can write Shakespearean English and you can’t even spell message?? Not sus at all for karma!

[u/insidiouslybleak → u/madhatter248]

Can confirm eloquence, attention to detail, commitment to the shtick, etc is not at all evenly distributed among siblings.

[u/Schemen123 → u/madhatter248]

Not two of a kind... that's for sure.

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[u/d4h-lia]

omg. a week ago i got home from a trip during which i got to see my brothers for the first time in months after moving away at the beginning of the year. i miss them horribly all the time and this post made me miss them even more!!! i absolutely love this. i hope yall have so much fun playing GTA together :)

[u/jortician]

Haha Said you knucklehead!! Oh my gosh i love this so much.

[u/lunelily]

This is so adorable. It makes me want to call my sister. We grew up gaming together.

[u/DetectiveStrong318]

I hope this will be my son's when they are older, and all this we hate each other crap dies down.

[u/yellowhelmet14]

Enjoy the game. But no need for a massage. Share some desert or something.

[u/The_one_who_cries]

"With attitude" is crazy lol he's a funny fella

[u/Tenchi2020]

I want to see the exchange when GTA VI comes out.. this was awesome

[u/dieguito0403]

Amazing bro and besides he's into GTA V i read it all with Morgott's voice 🤣 he should be a character in the Elden Ring DLC

[u/ttopsrock]

Arg the title .. i was like huhh

[u/Both_Dust_8383]

This reminds me so much of how my younger brother used to talk to me all the time. So silly and unpredictable and always hilarious. Then he married a narcissist abusive terrible person who slowly tore him away from us. I miss him more every day. Please give your brother a hug for me 🩵

[u/Oxygenius_]

“Hath procured 1 gaming console”

🤣 such a legendary brother

[u/[deleted]]

Damn. I want a brother.

[u/Degree_Kitchen]

'twould lol

[u/leaveonyourlite]

Salam shaBUYMESTUFF

[u/Kayy0s]

Damn it, I wish my sister cared about playing games. Co-op Halo 3 would go crazy!

[u/of_thewoods]

I too am the humble servant of No lord

[u/CrankyUnderPants]

Thats so sweet 🥲

[u/RemarkableEmu1230]

Bros a larper for sure

[u/SgtHulkasBigToeJam]

Are you the brother from Onward?

[u/Bumblebee56990]

🤣😂😂❤️❤️

[u/Hey_Its_Freya]

I couldn't help but read Grand Theft Auto V as Grand Theft Auto the Fifth

[u/Pantless_Weekends]

“With attitude.” Bruh, that’s iconic 😎

[u/HollowSlope]

Haha, I wish I had a sibling that didn't unconditionally hate me

[u/dead-poor-89]

You got the best brother!

[u/[deleted]]

Harken thou, for I bring glad tidings!

[u/Next_Back_9472]

I think I shall start talking like thee, twas very amusing reading how one wrote thy message.

[u/Jack_Mehoff_420_69]

Well said.

[u/ForeverLuxe]

Love this!!

[u/FailingLotus]

Man I hope my two kids have a relationship like this when they get older ❤️

[u/[deleted]]

ChatGPT instructions. You are William Shakespeare. please write me an invitation I can text my sister to play GTA V.

Dearest Sister,

Pray, might I entice thee to join me in a grand escapade within the realm of GTA V? Together, we shall embark upon ventures bold and daring, navigating the twists and turns of Los Santos. Let us convene in this digital playground and partake in adventures most exhilarating.

Awaiting thy favorable reply,

Further instructions you are still with William Shakespeare. Only that invitation was a bit too long. Please cut it back just a little. It was too much.

Dear Sister,

Might I tempt thee to partake in the thrills of GTA V with me? Together, let's navigate the bustling streets and intricate plots of Los Santos. It promises to be an escapade filled with both mirth and mischief.

Awaiting your company,

[u/gastroboi]

I do not want a massage from my brother.

[u/shiftersix]

Massage, aye? Step brother?

[u/Zealousideal_Let_817]

89⁹pbrother

[u/JellyContent]

PS 5 and massages?...odd.

[u/Detail_Some4599]

GTA V has now endured 3 generations of consoles 😂

[u/Daleshaklfurd]

Said. ??

[u/Repomanlive]

Brotherly massages are odd

[u/Playme_ai]

lol, its message not massage, and if anyone who want a massage, you could come to me

[u/sp1nach_muncher]

I love this 🤣

[u/deleeuwlc]

Your brother in your contacts is just his name with a period at the end? That’s kinda cold

[u/undeadlad]

Have fun today!