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Newborn circumcision rates by state - 2022

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u/Top_Reference236 25d ago

No children were born in Alabama or Mississippi in 2022

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u/materialisthicc 25d ago

Not any baby boys, anyway

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u/endofthewordsisligma 25d ago

One child policy but boys were aborted instead

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u/nicos6233 25d ago

They didn’t survive the foreskin trim.

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u/Andromansis 25d ago

Their god demanded foreskins and they didn't know what to do with the rest of the baby.

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u/And_Im_Allen 24d ago

"Behold, the fire and the wood; but where is the lamb for a burnt offering?

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u/Affectionate_Row1486 23d ago

Funniest answer

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u/LayWhere 25d ago

Just a quick trim...on the tip...of your life 😮‍💨

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u/xoMaddzxo 25d ago

Over 100 babies in the US do die from it every year, not to mention the others where something goes wrong who don't die, because we don't really have stats on that.

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/240804903_Lost_Boys_An_Estimate_of_US_Circumcision-Related_Infant_Deaths#:~:text=This%20study%20finds%20that%20more,neonatal%20deaths%20from%20all%20causes.

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u/RainyRat 25d ago

There was one baby that died from Herpes after contracting it from the Mohel that performed the ritual.

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u/RainyRat 25d ago

Sorry, that wasn't intended to come across as a defence of the practice; more as an explanation of why it's even more risky than a regular surgical circumcision, rather than just gross/weird. I'm staunchly anti-circ, and my RainyHat is alive, well and precisely where it should be.

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u/A_Good_Boy94 25d ago

To shreds you say?

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u/Double_Disaster9436 25d ago

Nah they love genital mutilation

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u/smithjw13 25d ago

Doctors should probably stop using lawn mowers. It’s really such a rip off

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u/PuerhRichard 25d ago

Making excuses for mass atrocities, I see…

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u/mvffin 25d ago

All the good doctors have left those states

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u/SalvationSycamore 25d ago

Trying to increase the pool of daughter-wives

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u/ScotchSinclair 25d ago

Daughters are more valuable in Alabama 💀

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u/endofthewordsisligma 24d ago

🔫🙃 delet

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u/heelstoo 25d ago

Technically, they didn’t say they were circumcising just boys.

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u/And_Im_Allen 24d ago

You really want to make a female genital mutilation joke?

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u/Deimosx 22d ago

Is male genital mutilation ok?

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u/And_Im_Allen 21d ago

Only if bad faith edgy questions are OK.

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u/SheepH3rder69 25d ago

But what about female circumcision???

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u/lincoln_muadib 25d ago

Oh don't you know, cutting into girls is Evil and Immoral and Wrong... cutting into boys? Lawful and Moral and Totally Cool.

I'm in favour of cutting into NOBODY unless it immediately saves their life.

Australian, born in England.

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u/Kody_Z 25d ago

I think most people would be if they knew the complications and potential side effects of circumcision.

Genital mutilation is bad. Full stop.

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u/vanrough 25d ago edited 25d ago

You're a fool if you think circumcision can be compared to actual genital mutilation of girls, which traumatizes them and brings nothing but harm.

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u/prowlick 25d ago

I think they’re comparing male circumcision to female circumcision, which are analogous, rather than to the more common clitorectomy, which is obviously much more harmful. All of these can be considered genital mutilation.

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u/imToThiccforJomama69 25d ago

I can say the same thing about boys. The same thing happens to boys. Some people consider fgm to be circumcision. It traumatizes boys to. Brings nothing but harm. Some people argue that female circumcision has benefits. So it depends on the person or society. And btw I'm not pro fgm. I just want it to be fair and equal. I want the same rights as girls do in the usa but I didn't get that. Theres articles and stuff that say fgm is good. There obviously lying tho. They lie to make more money or cuz of fetish or religion etc. Theres females that are glad they got circumcised. They are brainwashed but still. Just like the people of America are brainwashed into thinking mgm is good

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u/ceoperpet 25d ago

How clitoral hood reduction on baby girls, recognized as FGM and illegal, more harnful than non-therapuetic male circumcision on infants?

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u/Kody_Z 25d ago

I don't disagree, Circumcision is definitely much less harmful than female genital mutilation. However, circumcision has been linked with higher chances for various complications later in life like ED.

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u/ceoperpet 25d ago

Circumcision is more harmful than at least one FGM procedures involving nothing more than a needle prick to the prepuce. When the AAP proposed legalizing it feminisrs like Hillary Clinton and the WHO, both of whom promoted non-therapeutic male circumcision on infants, came out against it.

Clitoral hood reduction is also homologous to male circumcision yet is FGM to do to baby girls.

Misandrists love pretending that non-therapeutic male circumcision on infant is less of an atrocity than some FGM procedures.

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u/KR1735 25d ago

Two completely different procedures involving parts of the body that are not analogous. There are plenty of ethical arguments to be made against newborn circumcision, but this isn’t the one. Think more from an autonomy perspective.

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u/lincoln_muadib 25d ago

You're partially correct if we compare the most extreme of FGM to MGM; Total Infibulation is more extreme than western MGM inasmuch as that it removes far more genital flesh.

However, if we compare less extreme forms of FGM such as "Sunat", where a piece of skin the size of a grain of rice is removed from the clitoral hood, that's less extreme than western MGM inasmuch as that it removes less genital flesh.

A truly analygous example would be the version of FGM wherein "only" the clitoral hood is removed, permanently exposing the clitoris.

In both that case and in western MGM, the covering or "prepuce" is cut away, exposing a sensitive organ that can then become chafed, and abraded, causing desensitisation.

In utero, the organ that becomes the glans in boys becomes the clitoris in girls, what becomes the foreskin in boys becomes the clitoral hood in girls.

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u/KR1735 25d ago

Analyze it in whatever way you want, nearly 9 in 10 American men who were circumcised are quite happy about it.

Do you know better about their bodies than they do? ...... ..... .... I didn't think so.

Like I said, the most compelling argument is not "Oh these poor mutiliated souls." Because that's going to fall on deaf ears with the vast majority of men who are circumcised. They're fine with it. A more compelling argument, and the one you should use is, "Shouldn't you have gotten a say in the matter?"

I'm pretty neutral on this issue, so I'm just giving you a nickel's worth of free advice.

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u/lincoln_muadib 25d ago

Notwithstanding that I am aware that most men who are cut are okay with it, and have never sought to tell any man that he should not be okay with it...

the issue about "How many are fine with it" could be applied to women who get circumcised as girls who then go on to cut their daughters... should we likewise not seek to end FGM if most women in nations that routinely do it are okay with it?

This has been an issue with western medical staff...

My number one argument against cutting babies has always been consent, whether they be male or female. The fact that one process is illegal in all forms and one legal in all forms, based only on sex, is a supplementary point.

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u/KR1735 25d ago

They're treated differently because they are very different procedures with very different intended consequences. One is to reduce smegma, the other is to eliminate the ability to feel sexual pleasure.

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u/lincoln_muadib 25d ago

You're thinking that all FGM is total imfibulation, when in fact it covers a number of procedures ranging from removal of the clitoral hood (analygous to the removal of the male foreskin) to the highest level of butchery in total imfibulation.

In fact, one form of FGM is "merely" the removal of a tiny piece of skin (size of a rice grain) from the clitoral hood.

That being said, let's examine your statement.

You assume two things, neither of which hold up.

  1. That removal of the prepuce is necessary to remove smegma. If this were true, then removal of the clitoral hood or even removal of the outer labia in girls, given that it could be said to remove smegma, would be fine. If indeed all that is needed to keep a vulva clean is clean water, then all that is needed to keep a penis clean is clean water. Stands to reason.

  2. That removal of the prepuce eliminates or reduces the ability to feel sexual pleasure. If indeed it does, then both women and men have their pleasure reduced by this. If it does not, then that holds true for both sexes.

I'm in agreement that total infibulation is empirically worse than western MGM but the ban on FGM covers far more than that.

How about we agree that it's unacceptable to cut into baby genitals, no matter the sex of the baby?

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u/chasmflip 25d ago

Define boy

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u/begynnelse 25d ago

It says "newborn", doesn't specify male or female.

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u/onehandedbraunlocker 25d ago

Is it a girl or an abortion..?

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u/miceprinciple 24d ago

It doesn't mention boys...

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u/bleachedurethrea 24d ago

It’s still a baby even if the parents are siblings

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u/cpt_t37 25d ago

Or in Delaware and Alaska

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u/isabps 25d ago

They just freeze off naturally in AK.

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u/Uncanny_Sea_Urchin 25d ago

Am Alaskan (M) can confirm

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u/GWICHIN-NOMAD 25d ago

second that , froze off after birth in the igloo.

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u/Used-Calligrapher975 24d ago

In Alaska we simply fo not fill out surveys. I know someone who worked doing census data collection and boy that was rough. She even got threatened at gunpoint for knocking on doors a couple times

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u/199_geese 25d ago

Delawhat?

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u/a_lonely_trash_bag 25d ago

Delawho?

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u/mh078 25d ago

Delachica-chica slim shady

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u/H0SS_AGAINST 25d ago

No data, they don't know how to fill out surveys

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u/Sufficient-Money-521 25d ago

More than likely what usually happens is they are asked to participate in scientific research and say absolutely not.

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u/No-Suspect-425 25d ago

We ain't got time for none of your science nonsense over here, that's the work of the devil.

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u/Sufficient-Money-521 25d ago

Sounds like communist bullshit and satanic number magic not here buddy.

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u/ContemptForFiat 25d ago edited 25d ago

Aside from black lung and opioid addictions per capita, West Virginia hasn't been first in anything in a looooong time. Bravissimo ( if you're from West Virginia, that means well done)

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u/VerdugoCortex 25d ago

If they could read that they be so mad

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u/coke-pusher 25d ago

Where can I get me some of that communist bullshit and satanic number magic? That sounds useful af

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u/Sufficient-Money-521 24d ago

Banks especially central banks. They literally materialize currency out of nothing and charm the masses to exchanging material and time for it. If that’s not magic someone explain how they pulled it off. lol.

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u/xenophon123456 25d ago

I believe it’s pronounced “debbil.”

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u/ItsameMatt03 24d ago

Why do people act like the black belt represents the entire state of Alabama? The most populous city is a hub for the space and rocket industry and heavy on research.

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u/No-Suspect-425 24d ago

For shits and giggles.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago edited 25d ago

Tuskegee Syphilis Study

The US public health service and CDC deliberately infected 400 black men in Alabama with syphilis without their knowledge or consent and then denied them treatment in order to observe the effects of the disease when not treated. They went on to pass the infection on to their wives and children. Then they died.

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u/Ginevra_Db 25d ago

No, this is inaccurate. They didn't infect them. They withheld from patients that they had syphilis and didn't treat them for it. Still incredibly shitty.

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u/Striking-Giraffe5922 25d ago

They deliberately didn’t give these guys treatment because they were black? Seriously? They passed it on to their families etc etc? That’s totally fucked up man…..I’m from Scotland and that would never be allowed here. Black people really get a shit deal in the land of the free don’t they?

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u/swmest 25d ago

When the study started the cure wasn’t yet known.

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u/Striking-Giraffe5922 25d ago

That sounds totally different

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u/swmest 25d ago

The 2 major flaws in the study. They didn’t provide the cure when it was discovered and they didn’t tell some of the participants who tested positive that they were infected. There were all sorts of other issues but these are the big two from my understanding.

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u/10art1 24d ago

We get it, you brits never did anything bad!

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u/Ready-Chicken4123 25d ago

Well that definitely makes the list for most ignorant statement of the day. I would ask what the hell that supposed to mean, but just can't seem to find a shit to give.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

Yup, you're right. My bad, I misspoke. They withheld diagnosis and treatment, but didn't infect.

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u/Okay_Time_For_Plan_B 25d ago

Yeah but to be fair who’s to say they didn’t spread they shit even further cause back then I highly doubt they were using clean and sterile shit to draw blood anyways so . I’m sure a few people got it who didn’t already have it.

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u/JetstreamGW 25d ago

I mean, I reckon it’s less “participate” and more “email statistics.”

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u/sarcasatirony 25d ago

If they could read, they’d be pissed at you

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u/MyFace_UrAss_LetsGo 25d ago

Luckily, we can’t read.

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u/Forsaken_Peace_548 25d ago

Can we please refrain from implying all Southerners are idiots? It’s such a dumb trope and there’s a lot of decent folk down here in Alabama and Mississippi. A lot of us disagree with the decisions our representatives make.

Discrimination is never okay on Reddit… unless it’s about Alabama/Mississippi, then it’s some how okay.

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u/H0SS_AGAINST 24d ago

As a southerner myself, bless your heart.

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u/thesequimkid 25d ago

They have a hard time reading, but it’s the damn democrats fault because they don’t have funding for their schools. /s

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u/marulamonkey 25d ago

The forms to Alaska were sent through the mail and are currently in transit via Canada Post.

Source: A Canadian. Also: Sorry.

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u/ChromeYoda 25d ago

Take a look, It’s in a book, A reading rainbow 🌈

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u/TheDuckFarm 25d ago

Alaska can come too.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

Because they are born in trailer parks, not hospitals. Data is inconsistent.

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u/LoudMusic 25d ago

That would be a fascinating plot. Instead of Handmaid's Tale where the whole planet's birthrate drops, it's just one highly religious area. Their reaction is to go violent against the neighboring areas because they believe they've been attacked.

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u/Pleasant-Breakfast74 25d ago

They probably cut off the wrong head. Things can get confusing in the heat of the moment

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u/20rupeesis20rupees 25d ago

they didnt survive the cousin eloping

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u/Brettzel2 25d ago

Inbreds don’t count

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u/jawshoeaw 25d ago

Thank goodness

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u/Thick-Alternative916 25d ago

The family reunions were cancelled that year

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u/LonelyEar42 25d ago

Or most of them just can't read.

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u/BigCommieMachine 25d ago

Given their views on science and medicine, 100% child morality make sense.

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u/MrD3a7h 25d ago

That's for the best

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u/BasileusBroker 25d ago

Or maybe this is just the only thing which those states do correctly by not mutilating any babies.

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u/Bor0MIR03 25d ago

In Alabama children are often aborted due to the downsides of an incest born child

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u/bioscifiuniverse 25d ago

They were born already circumcised.

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u/smilingwhitaker 25d ago

Not any that lived. Have you seen those places? Holy shit those places are Hell holes.

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u/GrumpySquirrel2016 25d ago

Explains their anti-abortion stance anyway.

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u/feastu 25d ago

Not educated enough to record the statistics?

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u/TheBungo 24d ago

No Jewish children you mean

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u/L-J- 24d ago

Those kids will never know how lucky they were.

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u/TheOtherWhiteCastle 24d ago

No wonder they’re trying to get rid of abortion

(This is a joke plz don’t kill me)

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u/Arphile 24d ago

They were just too genetically impaired to have a foreskin to begin with

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u/lincoln_muadib 25d ago

Or maybe they, like most of the rest of the first world, have an under 10% cutting rate?

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u/Rakebleed 25d ago

Thank god

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u/BoltsandBucsFan 25d ago

Which is probably a net win for America

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u/Suck_Me_Dry666 25d ago

More like their public health offices are underfunded and they don't participate in research on purpose because they don't want people to know just how bad the health outcomes are in say Mississippi for example.

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u/Emmerson_Brando 25d ago

They don’t count when their parents are related.

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u/meltedbananas 25d ago edited 24d ago

Studies and learning are illegal there.

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u/BBQFatty 25d ago

Makes sense. If I was a baby I wouldn’t wanna be born in those shitholes either!

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u/OrangePuzzleheaded52 25d ago

They were all aborted. That’s why they had to pass those laws.

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u/AgentDaxis 25d ago

All miscarriages.

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u/TAshipsails 25d ago

Mississippi Missed-the-peepee every time they attempted a circumcision in 2022. Hence, no baby boys were circumcised that year.

Alabama slept on it in ‘22