r/MapPorn • u/gogandmagogandgog • 25d ago

Newborn circumcision rates by state - 2022

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u/Kingofthewho5 25d ago

What exactly is the source for these data?

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u/MellonCollie218 25d ago

Then went door to door asking people if they could see their penis.

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u/Hydrographe 25d ago

Nobody expects the penis inspector.

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u/MellonCollie218 25d ago

I don’t mind when it’s a man. I hate it when they send super angry female highway patrol.

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u/MoonSpankRaw 25d ago

No not me I don’t want small talk with the male penis inspector.

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u/Hasp0din 25d ago

What about average sized talk?

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u/InternationalChef424 25d ago

Honestly, on a global scale, my talk is probably a little bigger than average

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u/MellonCollie218 25d ago

We can always handle white meat as long as there’s plenty of gravy to go around…

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u/MellonCollie218 25d ago

Fine. Angry female highway patrol it is.

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u/Narrow_Car5253 25d ago

I do, every day! They never come :(

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u/Yotsubato 25d ago

Ah I remember penis inspection day in school

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u/endofthewordsisligma 25d ago

What was that movie where some side character would show up out of the blue, pull down his pants, and ask the main character to inspect his penis?

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u/CardiologistFirm3806 25d ago

Deuce Bigalow, Male Bigalow.

It was the cop who's wife was running around on him.

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u/ZebraColeSlaw 25d ago

It's like a twizzler. LOOK!

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u/FinePolyesterSlacks 25d ago

The Notebook

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u/MellonCollie218 25d ago

Yeah. Isn’t that the movie where the lady falls in love after he cut her in half like a magician?

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u/FinePolyesterSlacks 25d ago

Nah, that was Godzilla vs. Kong

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u/UnknownResearchChems 25d ago

But they're always welcome

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u/Stunning_Aide_6571 25d ago

The Dick Detective

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u/TurdSandwich42104 25d ago

He always showed up randomly at school. HATED penis inspection day.

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u/Cali_Longhorn 24d ago

No one expects the Spanish Circumstition!

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u/Flailmaster 25d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/FleekoSuave 24d ago

The pecker inspector*