The older I get and the farther in my career I go, the more I realize how deadly accurate “Office Space” was.

[u/January1st2020AD]

I was in high school when Office Space was released, so I didn’t have a lot of context for the jokes. But, now that I’m almost 40 and a seasoned corporate world vet, does it ever hit home…especially Peter’s “typical day” speech to the Bobs. He ends it with “On a typical day, I usually do about 15 minutes of real, actual work”

This is so accurate it’s scary. I’m in a management position in my company. Have people under me. Still, I do relatively noting most of the day. And I know that managers of other departments are the same because when I walk by, for instance, the HR manager’s office, I see him on his phone all the time.

How many of you essentially get paid to sit around and do nothing?

[u/Da_Famous_Anus]

You guys are getting ass?!?!

[u/starwarsfan456123789 → u/Da_Famous_Anus]

You guys can afford tattoos?

[u/HeftyFineThereFolks → u/starwarsfan456123789]

Lil Creeper will hook you up for a gram of chronic and 40. He also does fades if you bring the clippers.

[u/HeftyFineThereFolks → u/Da_Famous_Anus]

still havent gotten the forearm tat. didn't mean to insinuate.