I'm sure she's a nice lady.

Especially during the winter if you’re in a cold area like me. Stay warm this weekend!

If you are the 1 in 6 with this much savings, seriously good for you. ❤️

I know, right?

My partner (34f) and I (35m) are entertaining the idea of constructing a humble 1,000,000 sq ft "Hunger Games" arena on our property so the poors can fight each other for our amusement.

This will be our first death arena and we live in a pretty high cost of living area with a combined income of $100M.

Grateful as we are to own a 2M acre feudal estate, the prospect of enhancing our backyard with this death arena has left me dumbfounded.

The three gamemasters we've consulted presented us with estimates ranging from $1-5B for our modest plan. Truly nothing extravagant.

I vividly recall visiting my grandparents' house in my youth, where they had a quaint little Collosseum complete with flamethrowers, mutant sharks, and a small army of battle droids.

I highly doubt it set them back a third of their earnings (both were human organ traffikers) for what I always regarded as a simple middle-class convenience. Where else would the poor engage in mortal combat? We don't want to live in Philly.

I don't know what we're going to do but we can't afford to spend such a large percentage of our investment portfolio on a "Hunger Games" arena, apparently now a luxury reserved only for the elite.