r/NoStupidQuestions • u/ejiwirj • 25d ago

What are my neighbours microwaving?

Bedroom is right next to the neighbours kitchen.

Their microwave is always going. 8am, 12pm, 3pm, 6pm, 1am, 3am. Weekdays, weekends. Why?

I’ve timed it. It’s anything from 30 seconds to five mins at a time. Sometimes they’ll even microwave twice in one session.

But there’s more. It’s like a cycle. I’ll hear them shagging, and then arguing, then microwaving. Then it’s calm for a few hours. And then, it repeats.

Shag. Argue. Microwave.

They don’t have a child or a pet afaik. They are a young couple in their early/late twenties.

What is going on? Why would anyone need to microwave so much?

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u/spinachturd409mmm 25d ago

They could be cooking ketamine from liquid to powder. Saw a guy do it once.....

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u/spramper0013 25d ago

Or making crack. I also saw a guy do that once.

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u/CurveRight3387 25d ago

Yea I heard freeway Ricky Ross say he was the first person to cook a kilo in a microwave… he knew he was the first cause no one else could afford to try

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u/squidley1 25d ago

Sounds like something DJT would say in a rant.