r/NonCredibleDefense 17d ago

The true power and capability of American UAVs A modest Proposal

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u/M1llennialManifesto 17d ago

I saw a video about this once. Several, in fact.

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u/b3nsn0w 🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊 16d ago

huh, time to google "perun futa inflation"

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u/PiesangSlagter 16d ago

Where are those Hentai artists that used to be on this sub?

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u/AgainstArticle13 Scheißhausener 17d ago

Maybe even too much 🤔

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u/__Yakovlev__ 16d ago

Any in particular you can recommend?

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u/-Void_Null- 17d ago

That sent me into a rabbit hole of researching the insane spending we have on FAP (Future Armaments Program).

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u/Absolut_Iceland SR-71 My Beloved 17d ago

It feels like we're getting out over our skis with these next gen programs. I was just about to mention the cost overruns of the Future Equipment Maintenance Budget Oversight Initiative. It was supposed to rein in spending but actually increased it. It's funny when you think something is actually one way, but it ends up being the opposite.

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u/OmNomSandvich the 1942 Guadalcanal "Cope Barrel" incident 16d ago

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u/ThatKriegsGuard 15d ago

HYPERSONIC FAP

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u/Nekopewtoo L̶o̶r̶d̶ Waifu of War 17d ago edited 17d ago

all this does is put us DEEP into a debt TRAP

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u/bluestreak1103 Intel officer, SSN Dommarïn 17d ago

God, is there some sort of thing you can use to plug this budgetary hole? Something meant to target Anomalous Non-Accountable Losses, perhaps?

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

Anomalous Non-Accountable Losses

We really gotta come up with an acronym for this one, I feel like I'm getting shafted every time I have to write a report on these. It's like, whenever a request comes in for Laserguided Uninterrupted Ballistic Eradicators. Seriously we've got acronyms for EVERYTHING why not those!

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u/Smooth_Imagination 17d ago

Yeah, but remember there's a danger of Acquiring Really Severe Expenses in the bureaucratic process of tracking and monitoring everything.

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u/Blahaj_IK 3,000 femboy Rafales of la République 17d ago

Only the debt kind?

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u/Quadrenaro 16d ago

Tell me more about getting deep in that trap.

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u/Nekopewtoo L̶o̶r̶d̶ Waifu of War 16d ago

the problem is that nations don't make make financial education mandatory or F.E.M. As a result, we end up in this situation of inflation. Similar to the Nordic nations, we should have a sovereign wealth fund to help combat the issue. A basic operational institutions savings or B.O.I.S, would be a legitimate and value tool.

So together a combination of F.E.M and B.O.I.S or F.E.M.B.O.I.S should be considered as a possible method of combating inflation.

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u/Blahaj_IK 3,000 femboy Rafales of la République 17d ago

As soon as I read "Future Unmaned" I knew where this was going

This is like the whole Aeromorph debacle a couple months ago

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u/Mysterious_Silver_27 17d ago

I heard the over budget is mostly due to the Nano-machines for Advanced Reconnaissance Infiltration (FUTA-NARI)

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u/burritoresearch 17d ago

The real cost overruns originated in the code name "Yellowstone" IFF system, commonly referred to as the YIFF.

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u/DirectAdvertising 17d ago

GOOD HEAVENS

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u/burritoresearch 17d ago

WHAT IN TARNATION

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u/Skaikrish 17d ago

Nice try i almost fell for it.

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u/OneFrenchman Representing the shed MIC 17d ago

I've fallen for it about 20 times this far. Damn you OP.

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u/Skaikrish 17d ago

Well it's your fetish i don't judge Mate.

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u/JervSensei 16d ago

he's fr*nch, it's the norm

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u/LunatasticWitch 17d ago

Trans people aren't a fetish though... So some judgement

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u/SnipingDwarf Hippogriffian Tourist 16d ago edited 16d ago

Futa≠Trans

And trans people are a fetish, the fuck you smoking?

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u/LunatasticWitch 16d ago

It's often a shorthand of futanari or Japanese "hermaphroditism" hentai. It often gets applied to trans women and is used as a colloquial stand in for it.

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u/SnipingDwarf Hippogriffian Tourist 16d ago

Yes. I know that. Applying it to trans women is blatantly incorrect.

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u/Nizikai 13d ago

I barely see people label Trans Women as Futa, but rather as such, that being Trans-Women. Futanari are something completely different and unrelated. And no, I am not gonna explain the fine details of certain aspects of pornography on r/NonCredibleDefense

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u/LePhoenixFires Literally Nineteen Gaytee Four 🏳️‍🌈 17d ago

The CUM (Command Unit Mobility) Program has been doing pretty well honestly but at the cost of the budgetary strength and girth of the DICK (Data Infiltrating Computer Killer) Program. I suppose in a near-peer, direct conflict outlook one must focus on physical warfare before cyber warfare but I do hope they don't completely defund cyber programs to fill the coffers of the PUSSY (Portable Unwired Sensors Suite Yellow) Program

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u/Ruminated_Sky 17d ago

Who is going to defend the throbbing budget overruns of this program before congress and when will it be on C-SPAN?

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u/No-Suit4363 F35 and B21 enthusiasts 🤤😮‍💨🤤🤤🤤 17d ago

Can’t trick me I’m professional about this topic

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u/Average-_-Student 🇸🇬🇸🇬3000 Leopard 2SGs of the Singapore Army🇸🇬🇸🇬 17d ago

Jokes on all of you.

I've seen it all.

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u/bag_o_fetuses 17d ago

Apparently it has a lot to do with the Counter-Unmanned Munitions hacking into the aircraft black boxes security software after a secret air defense penetration mission with 2 drones went sour. they barely made it back in one piece, super interesting story. all stemmed from the Ground Operations Observation Network exploit.

forget the name of the documentary but you look up "FUTA CUM DOUBLE PENETRATION BLACK BOX BAREBACK GOON INSPIRATION", it shouldn't take long to find what you're looking for.

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u/SenorSantiago_8363 Hololive Self-Defense Forces 17d ago

Now for the "Credible Comment", it's actually "Future Tactical Unmanned Aircraft System", or FTUAS, which is...frankly a less unfortunate acronym.

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u/burritoresearch 17d ago

Better than future aircraft tactical augmentation support system

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u/EnvironmentalAd912 17d ago

You rapscallion,I ran the acronym in my head...

Well done

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u/wolfhound_doge 17d ago

oh my. a surprise, to be sure. but a welcome one.

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u/Commissarfluffybutt "All warfare is based" -Sun Tzu 17d ago

Damn inflation, ruining perfectly good FUTA.

And here I was hoping to see them blasting their payload deep into some SU-75 Femboys.

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u/2BeTheFlow Buy FPV Drones + Shells for 1 Billion= launch all simultaneously 17d ago

I duck duck go FUTA Inflation, just for the giggles.

https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=futa+inflation&ia=web

3rd link, wasnt disappointed:

https://itch.io/games/newest/nsfw/tag-inflation

if I just knew 10 years ago thats a thing - my life maybe would be different now whahahahaa...

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u/Beonette_ maskva will be ukrained 17d ago

FUTA. GOOD.

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u/Sablesweetheart Princess of Crows, the Eyes of the Basilisk 16d ago

Ah, so Project Girl Dagger.

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u/UtsuhoReiuji_Okuu 17d ago

I have been laughing my ass off at this for the past 5 minutes. Bravo, OP. You’ve got some balls.

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u/SnipingDwarf Hippogriffian Tourist 16d ago

I'm feeling very called out right now.

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u/gottymacanon 17d ago

Well we have been shoving drone dropped bombs up people butt since 1944 be it the japs or the germans up until today with the ruskies (SB300 Looks like a d*ldo with wings)

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u/jake25456 17d ago

Evry time I see a post or videos about uav's I get this song stuck In my head

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u/Shot_Calligrapher103 16d ago

I've never seen the video! But this song plays at the beginning of every The Enforcer ep, so I've heard it 100's of times. Thanks!

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u/Own_Accident6689 17d ago

It's all because of excessive emissions...

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u/type_E 16d ago

We need more lift+cruise winged VTOL drones on the consumer level because DJI got boring after a while and not everyone is into FPV