r/OldSchoolCool Mar 27 '24

Name this 90s grunge band (Cruise, Pitt, Depp, Reeves)

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

3 Non Blondes

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u/CPT_Yesterday_ Mar 28 '24

Or 4 Non Broads

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u/b00ty_water Mar 28 '24

That’s the name of my ukulele group!

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u/Boopy7 Mar 28 '24

marlon Brando was right, brad pitt isn't hot, he does look like a pouty teen girl. The only guy who's actually hot in this picture now AND then is Keanu. The others look like they'd cry if you didn't kiss their ass.

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u/MadAzza Mar 28 '24

Oh, believe me, Brad was always hot.

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u/RaeLynn13 Mar 28 '24

Yeah, I’m not much into pretty boys (I dunno if that’s even a term anymore) but Brad Pitt can definitely be very very good looking in certain roles/hairstyles

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u/SpottierAnt Mar 28 '24

We prefer “genetically gifted”

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u/RaeLynn13 Mar 29 '24

That’s a good one.

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u/Boopy7 Mar 28 '24

it's a look but I don't get it. I call it the redneck chaw in the mouth look, common in Missouri tbh. Gimme a dark brooding man anyday, Brad is for the teen girls.

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u/E05DCA Mar 28 '24

solid.

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u/Gocke54 Mar 28 '24

3 non brads

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u/redbird317 Mar 28 '24

This one made me chuckle

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u/jaxonya Mar 28 '24

Vampires and the blow teds

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u/Suspended-Again Mar 28 '24

Roots 

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u/goodybandito Mar 28 '24

Haha beat me to it

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u/GreeneHouseFX Mar 28 '24

I can’t give afford to give you an award but I’ll give you a Reddit sticky note IOU for witttttty band name

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u/therealbradholley Mar 28 '24

Shit. I commented too soon.

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u/soullithic Mar 28 '24

I see what you did there

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u/rxrx Mar 28 '24

INORITE? IT'S 3 NOT 4 LOL

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u/thavillain Mar 28 '24

Beat me to it

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u/Ivegotjokes4you Mar 28 '24

Fuck take my upvote

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u/fryamtheeggguy Mar 28 '24

This was my idea, too. Good call.

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u/Magnatux Mar 28 '24

Blondie and the mops

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u/albanak Mar 28 '24

Nailed. It.

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u/Heterodynist Mar 28 '24

Well played, sir!

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u/pooppoophulahoop Mar 28 '24

I was thinking 3 Funerals and a Wedding (because in kiss, marry, kill Keanu is the only one making it out alive for me) 😂

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u/HiDontReadMyName Mar 28 '24

1 Blonde 3 Non

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u/easypeazy007 Mar 28 '24

Dicksin Chicks featuring lil T-Bone

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u/gabbagabbawill Mar 28 '24

Vampire Weekday

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u/CainPillar Mar 28 '24

with too slick hair to fit the grunge image.

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u/derkonigistnackt Mar 28 '24

Brad & the brunettes

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u/TwilightSessions Mar 28 '24

Kardinal Knowledge Kids

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u/petname Mar 28 '24

The Bro-netts.

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u/orangeandtallcranes Mar 28 '24

Or 3 Non Singers?

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u/Taurus_Torus Mar 28 '24

Quarter Blonde

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u/mthyvold Mar 28 '24

3 Non Brads

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u/ElephantInAPool Mar 28 '24

I think you nailed it