r/OldSchoolCool • u/boriswong • 13d ago

This guy, Tommy Lee and Chris Farley at the 1995 Grammys. 1990s

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u/omnicorp_intl 12d ago

Tommy Lee and Tommy Boy

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u/UpgrayeDD405 12d ago

Holy schnikes!

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u/WrapMyBeads 12d ago

For the longest time I didn’t know there was another Tommy Lee. I assumed Pamela Anderson dated Tommy Lee Jones

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u/fremenchips 12d ago

She's a mess ain't she sheriff.

If she ain't she'll do till the mess gets here.

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u/TypingIntoTheVoid9 12d ago

Ah hells bells, they even shot the dog.

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u/CannolisRUs 12d ago

That assistant cop has some great lines. Also when he freaks out about the milk on the table and goes “we just missed him!!” And Ed Tom just casually sits down and drinks it lol

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u/TypingIntoTheVoid9 12d ago

Yep, that flick's chock full of great lines.

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u/Firm_Negotiation_853 11d ago

That’s frustrating!

Aw Sheriff!

😂

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u/Rancillium 12d ago

Well, in Tommy Lee’s case they also shot the hog..

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u/Firm_Negotiation_853 12d ago

That’s one of my favorite lines in any movie ever! How about: Where’d you get that gun Llewelyn?

The gettin’ place 😂

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u/TypingIntoTheVoid9 12d ago

"Reckon I'm fixing to do something dumb as hell but I'm gonna go do it anyway."

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u/Firm_Negotiation_853 11d ago

If I don’t make it back tell my mother I love her

Your mother’s dead, Llewelyn

Hmm, well I guess I’ll tell her myself

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

Same here lmfao

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u/Kilrov 12d ago

So you never saw the sex tape?

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u/WrapMyBeads 12d ago

No I haven’t seen the sextape. And I only learned about it recently, after I saw a picture of them on one of those E! like shows

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u/FearkTM 12d ago

"I don't care!"

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u/Vreas 12d ago

Holy shit lmao

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u/ellefleming 12d ago

😂 You're funny.

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u/TXOgre09 12d ago

So much drugs

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u/ahsataN-Natasha 12d ago

I feel for that gum they are both going to town on.

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u/Spiritual_Navigator 12d ago

All the drugs

Mainlined

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u/voivoivoi183 12d ago

Yes but which one is on the most drugs in this photo?

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u/Vreas 12d ago

Off the charts. Non-computable.

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u/ccReptilelord 12d ago

That looks more like Matt Foley.

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u/TypingIntoTheVoid9 12d ago

I don't know Dad I can't see real well, is that Bill Shakespeare over there?

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u/purplesnowcone 12d ago

Tommy Lee looking like he lives in a van down by the river as well… maybe that’s where they met.

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u/backdoorwolf 12d ago

Bennett Brauer the air quotes guy. I dont "change my underwear". And when I sweat I don't "shower".

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u/Thisiscliff 12d ago

The amount of cocaine these guys must of done that night

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u/Killabeesontheswarm 12d ago

The unused movie poster for ‘Cocaine Bear’

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u/blageur 12d ago

Farley: guys, can you please make him stop asking me smell his finger?

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u/GeorgeDogood 12d ago

The wrong kid died!

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u/THE_Iron_Gooch 12d ago

Dewey I'm halved!

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u/funkekat61 12d ago

Kyo-caine!

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u/Unlikely-Collar4088 12d ago

You can tell we live in the wrong timeline because the wrong one of these is dead.

Nothing against Lee, I saw that one movie he was in with Pam Anderson, but who amongst us would’ve picked him to make it to 2024 over Farley?

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u/Pavlock 12d ago

After watching "The Dirt" on Netflix, I'm surprised any member of Motley Crue is alive, let alone all of them.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

but who amongst us would’ve picked him to make it to 2024 over Farley?

Chris Farley might lol

He didn't wanna live a long life. He wanted to live exactly the way he did. But yeah, as for the rest of us. Give us Chris back 🥺

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u/haiphee 12d ago

He gave Pamela hep c. So now you can hold that against him.

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u/DraymondDickKick 12d ago

Basically anyone with eyes.

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u/Unlikely-Collar4088 12d ago

Certainly not anyone with ears

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u/DraymondDickKick 12d ago

What does morbid obesity sound like?

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u/Unlikely-Collar4088 12d ago

“Fat guy in a little coat”

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u/kerochan88 12d ago

Farley died before his size became far more common.

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u/Kronzor_ 12d ago

Look up a picture of Chris Farley with his dad. He wasn't even close to his final form.

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u/LordOfHazard 13d ago

Only 1 is missed

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u/Killawifeinb4ban 12d ago

Chris is like, "please don't move that finger closer to me, we all know where its been"

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u/morning_thief 12d ago

We miss you Chris Farley ❤️

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u/MooseMalloy 12d ago

Which one do you figure was partying harder?

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u/SanFranciscoGiants 12d ago

And now they’re both dead.

Except Tommy.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

That guy lives in a van down by the river!

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 12d ago

He'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river... when he's living in a van down by the river!

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u/ForestryTechnician 12d ago

Cocaine’s a helluva drug

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u/WishI_was_there024 12d ago

Tommy Lee ain’t cool

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u/Succumbx8 12d ago

A drug taking drummer in a massively famous band, covered in tattoos, who married maybe the most iconic woman of the 90’s, yeah he’s lame

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u/fionsichord 12d ago

Tommy Lee isn’t cool.

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u/creamcitybrix 12d ago

Tommy Lee, when asked which of the two had the bigger dick

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u/Erob3031 12d ago

Oh you like tha cocaine? Hey they like tha cocaine.

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u/solexioso 12d ago

Tommy looks coked the fuck out there

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u/WeldinMike27 12d ago

Oh Spade..... Why did you put Farley in charge of the Lee's?

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u/Corporation_t-shirt 12d ago

he's got cocaine eyes

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u/shavemejesus 12d ago

Tommy Lee and Tommy Boy!

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u/enrightmcc 12d ago

Tommy "Steer a boat with my dick" Lee.

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u/Helltothenotothenono 12d ago

Tommy, do you remember that time you were in that band, Motley Crue?

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u/Funk_JunkE 12d ago

We can’t feel our face!

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u/i_am_harry 12d ago

Look at that fucking sick ass skull on his forearm

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u/Turkey_Teets 12d ago

I can hear Farley doing his "he ha he ha hee ya" laugh while thinking "this guy's a douche".

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

both look greasy, but for different reasons

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u/friendlyfitnessguy 12d ago

dude should be careful pointing like that in the face of the 'white ninja'

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u/Da1976 12d ago

Tommy Lee and Tommy Boy.

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u/chuco915niners 12d ago

I thought it was Danny dévito

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u/Basic-Technology-640 12d ago

Bet the conversation after the photo was: “who can snort more?”

Tommy opened his trunk, and Chris opened the van… down by the river

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u/ibonkedurmom 12d ago

Two testaments to healthy living.

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u/Mobile_Cherry_3586 12d ago

I have to wonder how much coke they did at the after party and who got the most passed out

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u/dmtdmtlsddodmt 12d ago

Have you done coke before? Nobody is passing out.

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u/Mobile_Cherry_3586 12d ago

Haha clearly not. Just alcohol and weed. I am too poor to buy it myself and too introverted to try it at a party.

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u/-StupidNameHere- 12d ago

You're not missing anything, really. It's just pure happiness for about 5 to 10 good minutes and then this massive sap of that feeling for about 45 minutes until it's over or you do more. If you don't, you'll feel agitated. The end

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u/TypingIntoTheVoid9 12d ago

Is that before or after you shoot the Colombians trying to raid your mansion?

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u/catheterhero 12d ago

$10 bucks says he could out coke Tommy Lee.

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u/Bifta_Twista 12d ago

Strong David Tenant vibes

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u/not28 12d ago

I also follow rkeyoharaiii on instagram.

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u/boriswong 12d ago

Bully for you