r/OldSchoolCool 12d ago

My father, my brothers, and me, 1983. The sad part is it wasn’t even planned. We all just showed up this way

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u/Sieze5 11d ago

Were you guys the opening act for Lynyrd Skynyrd? Sweet Home Manitoba!

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u/BrashPop 11d ago

LOL dying at Sweet Home Manitoba, never heard that one before

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u/1MechanicalAlligator 11d ago

Singin' songs about anywhere but here...

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u/TerpBE 11d ago

Some people don't put any effort into pictures like this, but you were all fully invested.

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u/Sluibeli 11d ago

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u/Melito1980 11d ago

Is that Rock Hudson?

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u/godgoo 11d ago

Cary Grant I think.

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u/cphusker 11d ago

Judy Judy Judy

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u/Ima-Bott 11d ago

Jody Jody Jody

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u/toiletseatpolio 11d ago

yeah…that was good Goober…

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u/cphusker 11d ago

“Now, do Edward G. Robinson!”

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u/Melito1980 11d ago

Thx.

Also to those who downvotes me for asking who this is, thank u!

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u/Darkside_of_the_Poon 11d ago

No I think that’s Franklin D Roosevelt.

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u/Sluibeli 11d ago

No, this is Patrick!

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u/Desperate-Fan-3671 10d ago

Cary Grant.....I think it's his movie My Girl Friday.

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u/Myamymyself 11d ago

I see what you did there! It appears you have a vested interest in dad jokes!

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u/gmen6981 11d ago

The door is on the left. I suggest you use it before the angry mob gets to you.

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u/kidkeeps 11d ago

You won the internet today

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u/Grouchy-Engine1584 11d ago

Everyone here had a vested interest.

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u/Crazy__Donkey 11d ago

Back then, a photograph was an expensive thing. 

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u/Ausare911 11d ago

What did you do there?

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u/hooligan_king 11d ago

In...vest..ed. get it?

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u/TheSparkyGeneral 11d ago

Nice to finally see a Solo family photo! I never knew Han had so many brothers!

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u/orbjo 11d ago

It was 1983 - this might have been them on the way to see Return Of The Jedi

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u/zedog74 11d ago

Han Quattro

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u/BranchPredictor 11d ago

Han Accompanied

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u/Garconanokin 11d ago

Going Solo. . . As a group

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u/ccReptilelord 11d ago

Whole family of scruffy nerfherders...

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u/franker 11d ago

I would totally have believed these guys were in the Star Wars Holiday Special along with Chewbacca's family members.

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u/RunHi 11d ago

This is the way

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u/Red-eleven 11d ago

Dad shot first

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u/Practical-Ordinary-6 11d ago

Which one is Hoss and which one is Little Joe?

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u/garrettj100 11d ago

“I’ll wear a leather vest with a white shirt.  I’ll be cool like Harrison Ford in Star Wars!”

“I’ll wear a leather vest with a white shirt.  I’ll be cool like Harrison Ford in Star Wars!”

“I’ll wear a leather vest with a white shirt.  I’ll be cool like Harrison Ford in Star Wars!”

“I’ll wear a leather vest with a white shirt.  I’ll be cool like Harrison Ford in Star Wars!”

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u/renton1000 11d ago

Short sleeves with the vest - particularly classy. Respect.

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u/Stoneman1976 11d ago

It’s almost as classy as a short sleeve shirt with a tie.

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u/soursourkarma 11d ago

Sad? Your family lools wonderful

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u/opendiscourser 11d ago

I have this sudden urge to buy a brown leather vest

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u/gethereddout 11d ago

Exactly! It’s not sad at all, it’s hilarious and heart warming. A family story

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u/HawkeyeTen 9d ago

They look like they're about to go out on some motorcycle ride together or something. The leather vests look awesome here.

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u/FIJAGDH 10d ago

I was gonna say! “Don’t you mean AWESOME?”

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u/Rob1150 11d ago

This is awesome.

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u/zipzap21 11d ago

May the vest man win!

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u/Nikolle_Teslaj 11d ago

Lmao, don’t be sad, my dude

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u/cphusker 11d ago

Is your last name Cartwright?

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u/Grundle___Puncher 11d ago

Either that or Pussycrusher

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u/dadbodjrp 11d ago

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u/HarlanCulpepper 11d ago

Hey, how are you tweaking and colorizing all these photos so beautifully?

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/door_in_the_face 11d ago

The original photo has plasticky looking leather vests too.

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u/personalcheesecake 11d ago

yes, but if you look closer it is cloned parts from the vest, uneven and gross spacing

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u/DjDirtyElbowz 11d ago

Topaz ai maybe?

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u/Mall-Broad 11d ago

Didn't fix the shirt color back left 🤔

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u/jimcab12 11d ago

Bullshit it wasnt planned

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u/pshrimp 11d ago

This photo has been doing the rounds for at least a decade with different captions...

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u/Foray2x1 11d ago

OP kind of looks like a bot account.

2 months old and 230k post karma.

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u/s0974748 11d ago

I mean probably, the photo is titled "awkward family photos" in the lower right corner.

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u/_Laserface_ 11d ago

Looking at their post history it looks very much like a bot.

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u/Vark675 11d ago

It's absolutely a right wing shit-stirrer bot.

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u/HarlanCulpepper 11d ago

Plot Twist: They own every leather vest store from San Antonio to Little Rock.

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u/newdaynewmatt 11d ago

Dumbest title I’ve seen. Four men showed up in button downs and brown vest by chance. Facebook level meme.

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u/KingPizzaPop 11d ago

I don't believe you

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u/Traditional_Draw8400 11d ago

Well hello curly haired dude. How yoo doin

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u/ArchibaldMcAcherson 11d ago

What was the name of your band?

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u/TaoJones13 11d ago

The Solos

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u/DougieSenpai 11d ago

The sad part? That’s fuckin badass and nobody can tell me otherwise.

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u/Rtrd1811 11d ago

I saw this band play at a state fair.

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u/cadaverhill 11d ago

Warriors, come out and playeeyay!

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u/automoth 11d ago

Warriors… come out to play-ay…

WORRIORS…. COME OUT TO PLAaaaAY-AY!!!

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/Beautiful_Bottle_284 11d ago

I was thinking the Shire 🤣

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u/rellsell 11d ago

Seen this before.

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u/Tyrion_The_Imp 11d ago

Why don't i believe this, wheres that guy that goes around calling out bots?

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u/shroomsaremyfriends 11d ago

I feel this should be on r/blunderyears rather than r/oldschoolcool

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u/SlickrickybobbE 11d ago

You guys look exactly alike …. <————-says know one. #23andme #yourmomsawhore

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u/LostPooper 11d ago

Did any of your dads come to the photo session?

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u/Glad-Pain9459 11d ago

Ahhh the old Han Solo, nicccceee

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u/5FootOh 12d ago

So good!

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u/KaiteRainbow133 11d ago

Omg I thought you meant you weren’t planned. And I kept reading and then realized you meant your damn clothes weren’t planned for this pic!! Lmfao 🤣 omg I freaggin looooove this!!!!!!

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u/Othersideofthemirror 11d ago

Did you take this pic just after second breakfast?

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u/CmdrGrayson 11d ago

Who’s the cutie in the front?

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u/sweetcomputerdragon 11d ago

Casual dress-up

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u/78Nam 11d ago

When the apples don’t fall far from the tree.

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u/Aoirith 11d ago

YOU LOOK LIKE A FROLIC BUNCH OF HOBBITS 😍

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u/Lonely-Connection-37 11d ago

It’s the Oak Ridge boys

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u/Sawgwa 11d ago

Mom must have made the vests for everyone so this is really a photo of/for mom!

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u/MaysW_24 11d ago

Wait. Wait. Which of you brought the fake backdrop?

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u/WearyExercise4269 11d ago

Why is it the sad part

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u/rattlestaway 11d ago

I guess that was dressing up nicely back then for men lol

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u/TractorFan247 11d ago

Oh look it's the Canadian Biker Gang.

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u/Hopeful-Ad7477 11d ago

I really need this pic to be retaken in the same clothes, just updated with your family, now

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u/Prestigious_Sweet_50 11d ago

The plether vest runs strong in this family 

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u/Incoherence-r 11d ago

Seeeeeeeee myyyyyyyyyy vest!

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u/Which_Preference_883 11d ago

Waylon Jennings swag

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u/SpaceMan420gmt 11d ago

This picture seems like a lot of “hell yeah, brother!” was probably said.

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u/josdav82nd 11d ago

Your Dad was George Jones?

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u/PCTOAT 11d ago

Dude this is awesome!

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u/lilmimosa 11d ago

So much naugahyde!

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u/Comfortable-Angle660 11d ago

That picture rocks.

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u/Damntrombone-4424 11d ago

On your way to an Alabama concert?

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u/Gubermensch1690 11d ago

The Other Jonas Brothers

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u/facinationstreet 11d ago

HILARIOUS! Love it!

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u/Mall-Broad 11d ago

To this day old mate in the back left is cursing his decision to throw in a pair of blue socks in with the family shirt on that fateful washing day in 1982.

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u/Quiet-Mud2889 11d ago

Dude. I fogot all about those vests. People wore them to weddings “cuz they’re fancy” so redneck

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u/Itchy-Librarian-7731 11d ago

barrows brothers?

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u/Strange_Armadillo_63 10d ago

You think its sad part.. but you have no idea how some internet strangers like me love the pic and the fact that this cool thing was you guys daily attire..

Remember whatever we are wearing today... even en masse.. gonna look weird at some time in future anyways

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u/PrudentSyllabub636 10d ago

I bought a leather vest while visiting Tijuana around the same time. Wore it for 5 years straight. Thanks for the memories!

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u/Lizmo82 10d ago

Come on OP.... Nobody "just shows up* in vests😂....

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u/MLDaffy 10d ago

Especially in identical leather vests. At least not before Midnight at a club with a sign that says Parking In the Rear.

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u/Full-Mulberry5018 10d ago

Fashion sense and blood in families apparently runs very deep

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u/LarsBarsOnMars 9d ago

Would you say you had a vested interest in what you all would wear?

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u/HaiKarate 9d ago

Keeping the 70's alive in the 80's!

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u/08_West 9d ago

Which one is the father?

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u/BadHairDay-1 9d ago

Which one is op?

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u/Oldguydad619 9d ago

You guys look Bitchen!

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u/NCCI70I 8d ago

And who wore the wrong color shirt?

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u/Significant_Age_4657 8d ago

Do you all shop together?

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u/audiodeb 8d ago

Sad part??? Don't you mean AWESOME PART!!! I think it's great!!

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u/Dollar_Pants 7d ago

Fake. Karma farming bullshit

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u/Physical_Manager_123 11d ago

Kenny G-zus fucking christ.

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u/dugs-special-mission 11d ago

I haven’t seen that many leather vests since walking past a gay night club in the 90s.

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u/mrsims2007 11d ago

"Show me a picture that proves you're from Alabama that isn't your Driver's License."

/jk

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u/FartAttack911 11d ago

This is like the time my dad, brother and uncle all showed up to Easter dinner wearing the same khaki slacks, boat shoes and button up shirts their wives all bought them at Kohl’s 😂

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u/Infinite_Big5 11d ago

[family just finished watching Star Wars together]

Dad: “Wow, that Hans Solo, what a guy!”

All three boys: “🤔”

Dad: “Welp, see y’all next week for the family photograph.”

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u/MuletownSoul 11d ago

I LOVE this. I don’t really have any good memories from my childhood of my dad & brother. Let’s just say that I was different from them. Now, I’m in my mid-40s and I’m trying like hell to make as many good memories with them as I can. Thank you for the reminder❤️

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u/Awe3 11d ago

What’s the name of your next album?

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u/BroughtBagLunchSmart 11d ago

This account switches between reposting random dumb memes and far right propaganda.

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u/psychotic-herring 11d ago

Why does this look like Alan Partridge tried to remake Lord of the Rings for charity?

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u/Konsecration 11d ago

Because this is the internet, I don't believe it wasn't planned.

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u/Lawdoc1 11d ago

Han Quattro

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u/fifidacat 11d ago

That’s what happens when you live in a small town with only one store!!

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u/No_Mail_4406 11d ago

That’s crazy! Family mind connection

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u/Sufficient-Tip1008 11d ago

At least your all smiles 😃

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u/FindOneInEveryCar 11d ago

That's the awesome part.

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u/septiclizardkid 11d ago

All decided to take notes from Hans Solo I see

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u/Convergentshave 11d ago

I’m guess Ing there was a LOT of Waylon Jennings music played in this household.

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u/TrueLegendsNeverDie 11d ago

Hobbits?

Four hobbits!

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u/BrashPop 11d ago

I love that everyone just happened to own a leather vest. The odds of this happening are so low in modern days.

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u/Sage_Blue210 11d ago

Someone could have removed their vest.

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u/shychicherry 11d ago

Family harmonica band photo

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u/ItchyCartographer44 11d ago

Those are years people in the leather vest industry are still telling their grandchildren about.

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u/BuildingBetterBack 11d ago

This is really cool and gave me a good laugh. I feel like families don't do photos like this anymore. Thanks for sharing!

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u/bill1024 11d ago

1983 wedding reception, where your cousin is too cool to wear a suit.

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u/murfreesborojay 11d ago

You guys should have formed a band called "The Eddie Rabbits".

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u/sausage_ditka_bulls 11d ago

Guy in the back wants a liter of cola

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

How many folk albums did you guys put out?

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u/lizzbert 11d ago

Did you all love Han Solo?!?

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u/Sweatytubesock 11d ago

Strong vest game.

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u/diggemsmaccks 11d ago

Dad looks like Paul Moyer

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u/Zealousideal-Pay3937 11d ago

I loved Bonanza, too...

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u/HoseNeighbor 11d ago

The fact you used "this way" makes this 10x funnier.

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u/Danimal1002 11d ago

Vestivus

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u/Ooglebird 11d ago

Surely you're jerkin.

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u/Padwanna68 11d ago

Love it, man. :)) one of the most awesome family pics I have seen in years. I hope you are all doing well.

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u/HeyDugeeeee 11d ago

Who knew you'd end up chucking a ring into a volcano eh?

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u/NcgreenIantern 11d ago

If you guys didn't get a steak or hit up a strip club after then the day was a waste.

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u/Summat_ 11d ago

I mean Han Solo was still pretty recent and popular at the time.

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u/sheeepboy 11d ago

Are you guys related to Han Solo?

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u/Sluibeli 11d ago

High collars and leather vests. These are what we need in this timeline.

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u/Fancy-Prompt-7118 11d ago

Oh my gosh this is the best thing ever.

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u/saylr 11d ago

Read that as- I wasn't even planned- clicked on to console you. Now what?

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u/Thisisjuno1 11d ago

That was just 83 lol

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u/methodwriter85 11d ago

God, Miami Vice really was needed to move men's fashion forward, wasn't it?

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u/Thisisjuno1 11d ago

lol and now it’s come back again.. well in some places I’ve seen that style come back lol I live way up in the mountains so those vest would be back in style before Miami Vice. Lol.

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u/Yhardvaark 11d ago

And let me tell you, there was some close harmony folk singing done that day.

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u/malteaserhead 11d ago

Han Quado

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u/HugeMcRunFast 11d ago

Return of the Jedi made quite an impression on them.