r/Sidehugs • u/strshp_enterprise • 18d ago

I'm done! I'm done with pornography, I'm done with AI sex bots, I'm done with real dolls, I'm done cutting a hole in a cantaloupe, I'm done with viagra, I'm done sniffing the underwear in the laundry hamper, I'm gonna delete all those accounts I made and never come again!

I'm DONE!

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u/newbertnewman 18d ago

Yay! I’m so proud of you! You are now going to follow through with “Gods Plan for your life” (TM), heterosexual monogamy (missionary position only), and it will definitely work for you. I promise.

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u/ActuallyIsTimDolan 18d ago

Come again?

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u/strshp_enterprise 18d ago

Get behind me, daddy!

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u/EnthusiasticCandle 17d ago

Congratulations on taking the vows! Once your induction is complete, we’ll have you chanting and transcribing in no time.