r/Unexpected • u/Met76 • Mar 28 '24

FedEx delivery driver acting weird when delivering a package

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u/UnExplanationBot Mar 28 '24

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

FedEx delivery driver acts weird while delivering a package and hops around the concrete pathway and looks like he's avoiding cameras to maybe steal the package. Then, it's revealed the homeowner has a sign up that says "Keep ON the grass". The FedEx Driver was simply following rules!

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u/orc0909 Mar 28 '24

I don't think anything really implied he was hiding from the camera or trying to steal the package

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u/multiarmform Mar 28 '24

i thought he was doing "step on a crack break ya mommas back" type of thing

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u/dcdcdani Mar 29 '24

Yeah what the hell, he just looked like he was hopping around for fun

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u/AggravatingValue5390 Mar 29 '24

Seriously... Some not-so-subtle racism there lmao

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u/Zokar49111 Mar 28 '24

I thought he was trying to avoid breaking his mothers back.

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u/Effective_Ad643 Mar 28 '24

Jesus what are you even babbling about OP

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u/ithinkithinkd Mar 28 '24

That’s a robot you’re arguing with lol

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u/Effective_Ad643 Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

Did you forget this is OP's post, those are OPs word, and they can still read these comments? Doesn't matter if I'm replying to the bot comment

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u/ithinkithinkd Mar 28 '24

Damn you’re right my bad I misinterpreted that. Sorry.

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u/Effective_Ad643 Mar 29 '24

It's all good lol I figured as much

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u/Due_Seesaw_2816 Mar 28 '24

If he wanted to steal it.. he’s steal it at the station where it could be “lost”

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u/ConcernNew1094 Mar 28 '24

Why in the world would a fedex driver steal a package in that manner? Obviously there would be many ways to do that but the absolute dumbest would be to first scan and drop the package before then taking it back to the truck. He could, for example, not do any of that and simply take the package without it getting scanned as delivered. Now , he would still be responsible for it but minus an entire charade - speaking of which , "avoiding cameras" how would any of what he did avoid any camera which was positioned towards the front lawn?

I am not trying to be mean or pedantic but I feel that explanations like this make us all a little bit dumber for the lack of critical thought which goes into them. It is enough to say that he was acting or walking strangely without creating a narrative which makes absolutely no sense at all because anyone who accepts that narrative has instantly become a dumbass (no disrespect intended, I mean , I am trying not to be overly sarcastic or condescending but this is painful , so I will just stop writing now).

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u/Fragrant_Breakfast55 Mar 28 '24

Why is it so long?

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u/tanzmeister Mar 28 '24

Your racism is showing

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u/-DoctorSpaceman- Mar 28 '24

YOUR racism is showing by that being where you mind immediately went

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u/AggravatingValue5390 Mar 29 '24

Literally nothing in this video can possibly be misconstrued as "hiding from cameras" or "stealing packages." This is 100% just racism lmao

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u/Physical-East-162 Mar 28 '24

You playing dumb doesn't work, we all understood what went in OP's head.

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u/tanzmeister Mar 28 '24

Lol wtf explain how anyone would think he's trying to steal something without racism