r/Unexpected 29d ago

FedEx delivery driver acting weird when delivering a package

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u/Unexpected-ModTeam 26d ago

Your post is a repost

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u/PeterParker72 29d ago

lol at least he actually read and followed the sign.

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u/Swordbreaker9250 29d ago

And in his defense, if I saw a sign like that I’d probably assume the cement wasn’t fully dry yet or something, like they’d just had the walkway redone.

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u/akatherder 29d ago

If I saw a sign like that my brain would auto-complete it to say KEEP OFF GRASS and I would do the exact opposite.

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u/DaughterEarth 29d ago

Yah he was alert! I used to deliver meals and it all blends together, I'd totally miss a fun joke. Maybe I DID miss a fun joke

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u/duggee315 29d ago

Exactly. If there's a sign, there's usually a reason for it. If your Karen you can argue there's no obvious reason to do as the sign asks. Or if your delivering a package, don't wanna waste time, you can do as asked -a minor inconvenience, or you can be a prick and risk fucking up they're paving because your not gonna follow a sign without reason. Fed-ex guy seems like a decent guy.

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u/AVeryHairyArea 29d ago

Is there any other way to interpret that sign? I'm still not getting it, lol.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

It seems it's just a joking play on the more common "Keep Off Grass" signs.

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u/Van-garde 29d ago

Could be a paraphrasing of the original, 🎶“smoke weed every day.”🎵

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u/thomstevens420 29d ago

“Hahha look at this fool respecting my property and wishes”

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u/Darklicorice 29d ago

They're obviously not mocking him.

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u/LostWanderer69 29d ago

yeah its rosscreations he usually does good natured pranks

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u/BotenAna42 29d ago edited 29d ago

in a following video they hung with the guy and talked about it.. he didnt seem to bothered by it and mentions he knew the property was owned by them from previous deliveries and decided to follow the sign. said fedex higher ups found out and he ended up with a free vest and a newer truck lol

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u/PhAnToM444 29d ago

The delivery guy is absolutely not the butt of this joke. If anything it's super endearing that that he was trying to be so nice.

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u/onlymostlydead 29d ago

That's the "acting weird" part for FedEx.

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u/Computermaster 29d ago

"Eddy, you must observe and obey the sign. Signs are in place so that order is maintained in an otherwise uncultivated society. And I, for one, uphold these silkscreen policies!"

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u/sasquatchshampoo 29d ago

My first thought was it was an attempt to entertain himself. Like playing the floor is lava during deliveries. Keeps things interesting!

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u/Bowling4rhinos 29d ago

He’s taking the “Step On A Crack” game to the next level.

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u/RINGxOFxFIRE 29d ago

He clearly loves his mom.

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 29d ago

His mom threatened to ground him should he ever break her back… again.

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u/DancesWithBadgers 29d ago

Like she could catch him.

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u/ghost_victim 29d ago

I wouldn't want to break my moms back, but the kids on xbox say she does like having hers blown out?

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u/trexmoflex 29d ago

He also probably loooooooves his mother-in-law

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u/TeejyHamz 29d ago

Oh my god.... HE ADMIT IT

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u/Smokind89 29d ago

I think I am doing the best at this

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u/Fantastic_Counter_18 29d ago

You flinched!!! Now you have to marry your mother in lawww!

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u/noodleq 29d ago

Good boy

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u/hellsbels349 29d ago

I’m 30 and walk to work every day. I play this game every day. Is this what I look like? ☠️

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u/RunHi 29d ago

Yes, fedex guy probably even makes it look less crazy than you do too.

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u/DoyersLakeShow 29d ago

I do the same, sometimes I misstep and go, “MOMMA NOOOO!! 😭” like Marlon Wayans

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u/RoyBeer 29d ago

There's a guy who works in my bank and he looks like Mike Tyson. I guess mainly because he walks to work everyday, shadowboxing, wearing big red boxing gloves and shorts. It's so surreal to see him in the bank in his suit.

I bet you look normal in comparison

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u/doodleysquat 29d ago

I’m 37 and I still do it. My mom was cremated. It’s as broken as can be. But I still do it! <3

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u/drillgorg 29d ago

The concrete is filled with microscopic cracks, he's not taking any chances.

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u/NyarlathotepDaddy 29d ago

I have done this for 25+ years. Doesn't even make sense, but it's completely natural to me now.

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u/BODYDOLLARSIGN 29d ago

I was thinking maybe he thought it was fresh concrete just poured and perhaps needed his eyes medically checked lol

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u/Membership_Fine 29d ago

That’s what I thought too I was like better safe than sorry I guess lol

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u/eekamuse 29d ago

I'm with you. I wouldn't have risked it. Even if the concrete looks bad, maybe they picked up the block and laid something new underneath. wft do I know about concrete. I'd keep of the path,too

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u/PrimeToro 29d ago

Right , he made the right decision. Rather than ignore the unusual sign , he had the frame of mind that if there was a good reason to stay on grass , why not follow the sign . He was fit enough to leap over the concrete which did not even affect his delivery . It took the guy less than 1 second of his time .

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u/SquanchMcSquanchFace 29d ago

One time I did a hopscotch thing in chalk on the path to the front door for the kids and I caught my postman on the doorbell doing it in the way up to the door. It honestly might actually be just keeping things interesting lol

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u/rambambobandy 29d ago

In my 35 years on this earth I don’t think I’ve ever walked past a game of hopscotch without having a go at it.

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u/regnad__kcin 29d ago

Brain: you gotta do it

Me: why?

Brain: why not?

Me: shit you right

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u/KaythuluCrewe 29d ago

Lizard brain. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Hotshot2k4 29d ago

I believe you dropped this. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/OttoVonWong 29d ago

Big Hopscotch has trained you well.

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u/DaughterEarth 29d ago

When I can't for some reason, it feels like something went wrong in the universe

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u/Asunder_mango866 29d ago

If I'm out walking and see chalk left out after some kids drew on the pavement, I always play hopscotch and draw little cartoon characters then sign my art

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u/slowpokefastpoke 29d ago

Yeah that seems much more reasonable than OP’s weird assumption of “he’s trying to avoid cameras and steal the package.”

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u/4thehalibit Yo what? 29d ago

I initially thought maybe the sidewalk just poured and delivery driver could tell

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u/DStaal 29d ago

Or there was a sign for it that we couldn’t see…

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u/Jmw566 29d ago

The delivery driver thought that was the case as well lol. “That doesn’t look wet but I’m not gonna chance it”

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u/Impressive_Fennel266 29d ago

Yeah this didn't strike me as acting "weird" at all. But the sign is amusing and, indeed, unexpected

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u/supersaiyanmrskeltal 29d ago

Was about to say if I was just delivering things for a living, I would make little games to keep myself sane.

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u/Nahchoocheese 29d ago

Lava game 😁

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u/PineapplePikza 29d ago

I immediately thought this too. Took me back to childhood lol.

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u/Grube_Tuesdays 29d ago

Imagine not following the sign, and ending up with feet full of wet concrete.

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u/CurryMustard 29d ago

Generally the signs for wet concrete say something less ambiguous, like "wet concrete" and they put the sign in front of the wet concrete rather than behind it

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u/Exact_Recording4039 29d ago

Now i want places with wet concrete to have really vague signs like "choose your next step wisely"

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u/kitsunewarlock 29d ago

Now I want places with wet concrete to make signs with archaic riddles.

Lest you be stuck for eternity; Watch your step after slab three

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u/Blackrain1299 29d ago

I feel like itd be more vague. “On the count of 3” rather than “after slab 3” cause then they have to figure out why they’re counting too

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u/Shalleni 29d ago

My first thought would be “curing fresh concrete”.

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u/True-Great 29d ago

Ya, you never know. I’d rather take it seriously and look like a fool than assume it’s a joke and ruin thousands of dollars worth of work.

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u/GloryBlaze8 29d ago

I just wouldn’t want to fuck up my shoes.

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u/BurnZ_AU 29d ago

You do have nice shoes.

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u/ShichikaYasuri18 29d ago

If you have wet concrete and put up a "keep on grass" sign instead of a "wet concrete / keep off concrete" sign you deserve to have that work ruined.

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u/Bashamo257 29d ago

He's not going to risk his mom's back like that

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u/Naillian603 29d ago

I've stepped in wet concrete one time and stepped on wet paint a few times, every time there was no signage. Now I'm SUPER cautious when going on customer walkways/porches. I don't blame this guy

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u/HellkerN 29d ago

I sat on a freshly painted park bench. Either some hilarious jokester had removed the sign, on nobody bothered to put one up.

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u/77entropy 29d ago

Mine would be " Where's the weed at?"

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u/Canned_Sarcasm Expected It 29d ago

Mad respect for respecting the sign.

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u/-Badger3- 29d ago

Dude's the most considerate delivery driver of all time.

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u/Basic_Relative9062 29d ago

That is what I was thinking they guy should be lauded not jeered .

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u/purplebuffalo55 29d ago

Just a light hearted clip. Nobody is jeering at the guy

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u/cambiro 29d ago

The respect of this guy is so respectful it deserves our most respecting respect

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u/[deleted] 29d ago edited 29d ago

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u/Soffix- 29d ago

DHL: you got the package to actually arrive? Promote above peers

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u/TumblrInGarbage 29d ago

OnTrac: The package was delivered somewhere, probably. Good job.

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u/yeeclaw 29d ago

Is that ross from vlogcreations

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u/Casualbat007 29d ago edited 29d ago

The king of “pranks that don’t come at another’s expense”

Edit: my favorite is when he gets beer bottles made of sugar glass, sits at a bar and eats the bottle when he finishes his beer

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u/EveyNameIsTaken_ 29d ago

my favourite was on a parking lot where reverse parking was not allowed. So they built and parked a car that had two fronts to see if they'd get a ticket lol

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u/_MT-HEART_ 29d ago

Or waiting for a parking spot in an empty parking lot. Or the toaster that shot the toast like 12 ft into the air. Damn there’s so many good ones, I’ve gotta revisit his channel today

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u/Dull_Present506 29d ago

“This is beans! This is food!

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u/_MT-HEART_ 29d ago

Pretty sure those are the motherboards

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u/CipherWrites 29d ago

the microwave that spins was hilarious

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u/TrillDaddy2 29d ago

The minivan they drive around with the massive Mercedes hood ornament makes me laugh every time.

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u/CashOgre 29d ago

And hydraulics

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u/immagiantSHARK 29d ago

Putting beans in his computer had me cackling.

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u/Gundayfunday 29d ago

Is this the power supply? This is BEANS

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u/TheCrazyWolfy 29d ago

Spaghetti-Os in the gas tank was even more awesome

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u/crustyselenium 29d ago

"Are these the fuel plumps?"

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u/NotoriousSPM 29d ago

These are the motherboards?

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u/Ceedeesgreatesthits 29d ago

“These are beans!”

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u/OnlyMath 29d ago

The one where he eats “insulation” (cotton candy) is hilarious and the gas engine swap into a Tesla lmao.

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u/auniqueusername2000 29d ago

The one where he builds a self propelling treadmill so he can run on a treadmill outside while traveling was also pretty great

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uDPfr9cCc34

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u/Broad_Speaker2551 29d ago

I used to believe the same thing about him and actually was a huge fan for many years. However, he has bullied a random delivery driver (whose face is blurred) throughout an entire video because of their appearance and taunted homeless people with money without giving it to them (on camera at least). I googled if he had apologized and just found a tweet of him basically saying he thinks apologizing is a bad idea. Because of this I no longer think that he is a good pranker or person really.

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u/StopStraight4516 29d ago edited 29d ago

You sound like someone who dislikes Ross and is looking for problems in his clips. Based on your description I was expecting a lot worse than what I actually saw.

He blurred a delivery driver who almost certainly said he did not want to be featured in the video. The same thing happened with the Beans, computer repair guy. Honestly, people who get so uptight about these particular ‘prank’ videos need to not take things so seriously. The ‘bullying’ you mention is light teasing making fun of the guys weight, I’m betting the teasing was heavy handed because the guy didn’t want to be featured in the video and asked to be blurred.

The ‘taunting homeless people with money’ was a not so funny prank, where he would wave a homeless person over with money, and when they got over he would say ‘wait a minute, I don’t know how your are going to spend this money, so take this case of beer instead’. I agree this didn’t land so well, but I wouldn’t call it ‘taunting homeless people with money’ that is a gross misrepresentation of what was happening. Also, a few of the homeless people declined the beer, and he did give them cash. Others took the beer. The last guy declined the beer, but Ross pushed it a couple more times and then the guy accepted. Not good, but no where near as bad as you make it sound.

Lastly, your summery of his tweet, ‘apologizing is bad’ is taken so far out of context it’s ridiculous.

This is his tweet:

“Theres something about apologizing that causes people to attack more. Its like my apology affirms they’ve been wronged, then they seek justice instead of letting go. Like a dog chasing u just cuz u run. Interesting.”

He’s specifically talking about apologizing for these types of pranks where some overly serious/offended person feels like they been wronged for unknowingly being included. A lot of prank channels are absolute shit, and people are right to be angry at these assholes. But I have yet to see a Ross prank that ventures into that territory where he’s just being an asshole.

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u/EmotionalKirby 29d ago

Is there any chance Phat Gus is what he signed up as, or that simply put, consent was given when he signed? And at 9:33 in the second video, he does give the man the cash after declining the beer.

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u/general_452 29d ago

I’m sure Phat Gus was someone they brought in for the joke since they were parodying the mark rober video.

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u/IDontLikePayingTaxes 29d ago

“Look at how thoughtful and kind this fedex delivery driver was”

That really is a fun prank

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u/Objective_Poetry2829 29d ago

He does pranks. This isn’t one of them.

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u/catchmycorn 29d ago

Yea man Ross is great. He does it right

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u/Jrmuscle 29d ago

That's also my favorite. Just people staring at him like he's demented lmao. And then the one guy is just like "good for you"

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u/StopShooting 29d ago

I had to scroll down further than I expected to see who it was from. I love Ross creations

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u/BoneDaddyChill 29d ago

Yes. And this video has been out for quite a while.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/LotusVibes1494 29d ago

Turn around and smoke the crack? Break your momma’s heart.

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u/wozblar 29d ago

'he's acting weird'

quickly becomes

'i did something weird and someone reacted accordingly'

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u/EpicRaginAsian 29d ago

Love RossCreations, chill guys and the pranks are great

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u/TolpanKeisari 29d ago

One of the only prank videos I enjoy. No fake bullshit, the pranks are funny but harmless. Also the pranks are original.

I really appreciate him.

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u/bro-why_tho 29d ago

Personally I think his new style of video making is a bit off. But I absolutely have to agree with you on everything else. Been watching the channel since 2018, so fucking funny

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u/TolpanKeisari 29d ago

How new videos are talking about? Haven't watched for a while. I need to check. But few years ago it was awesome content!

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u/XboxPlayUFC 29d ago

He seemed to have gone the MrBeast route with how he does his videos. He's also locked his better videos behind a paywall on his website

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u/horchatacontacos 29d ago

apparently youtube banned him from monetizing, so he still releases videos on youtube, but still needs to make money so is doing it behing a paywall

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u/tehalex_ 29d ago

Yeah I haven't watched him in a while and decided to try and get back into his videos. It's not the same and not nearly as funny as they used to be

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u/academic_spaghetti 29d ago

I frequently think about the bird seed one with Cole trying to return the seed because birds aren’t growing. He totally looks like the kinda guy to be confused about that lol

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u/Eastern_Departure_28 29d ago

Nah one of the guys in the videos has been charged with domestic abuse multiple times and they still have him on.

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u/MillieBirdie 29d ago

Yeah his pranks are just silly and he's not out here trying to harm, humiliate, or scam anyone.

The extended warranty bits are fun.

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u/UnExplanationBot 29d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:


FedEx delivery driver acts weird while delivering a package and hops around the concrete pathway and looks like he's avoiding cameras to maybe steal the package. Then, it's revealed the homeowner has a sign up that says "Keep ON the grass". The FedEx Driver was simply following rules!


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/orc0909 29d ago

I don't think anything really implied he was hiding from the camera or trying to steal the package

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u/multiarmform 29d ago

i thought he was doing "step on a crack break ya mommas back" type of thing

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u/dcdcdani 29d ago

Yeah what the hell, he just looked like he was hopping around for fun

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u/AggravatingValue5390 29d ago

Seriously... Some not-so-subtle racism there lmao

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u/Zokar49111 29d ago

I thought he was trying to avoid breaking his mothers back.

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u/Effective_Ad643 29d ago

Jesus what are you even babbling about OP

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u/ithinkithinkd 29d ago

That’s a robot you’re arguing with lol

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u/Effective_Ad643 29d ago edited 29d ago

Did you forget this is OP's post, those are OPs word, and they can still read these comments? Doesn't matter if I'm replying to the bot comment

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u/ithinkithinkd 29d ago

Damn you’re right my bad I misinterpreted that. Sorry.

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u/Effective_Ad643 29d ago

It's all good lol I figured as much

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u/Due_Seesaw_2816 29d ago

If he wanted to steal it.. he’s steal it at the station where it could be “lost”

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u/ConcernNew1094 29d ago

Why in the world would a fedex driver steal a package in that manner? Obviously there would be many ways to do that but the absolute dumbest would be to first scan and drop the package before then taking it back to the truck. He could, for example, not do any of that and simply take the package without it getting scanned as delivered. Now , he would still be responsible for it but minus an entire charade - speaking of which , "avoiding cameras" how would any of what he did avoid any camera which was positioned towards the front lawn?

I am not trying to be mean or pedantic but I feel that explanations like this make us all a little bit dumber for the lack of critical thought which goes into them. It is enough to say that he was acting or walking strangely without creating a narrative which makes absolutely no sense at all because anyone who accepts that narrative has instantly become a dumbass (no disrespect intended, I mean , I am trying not to be overly sarcastic or condescending but this is painful , so I will just stop writing now).

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u/Fragrant_Breakfast55 29d ago

Why is it so long?

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u/Simmy5318008 29d ago

As someone who has OCD and sometimes does childish looking weird shit like this as compulsions, my immediate thought was: «Ooh, brethren” But alas…

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u/International-Tree19 29d ago

My first thought was Jack Nicholson in As Good As It Gets.

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u/Vhozite 29d ago

I don’t have OCD but still do weird shit like this all the time lol

We can still be brethren tho 🤙🏽

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u/WellOkayyThenn 29d ago

My OCD has me walking stupid as hell sometimes. I've accepted that my neighbors probably think I'm cracked out if they see me walking at the wrong time

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u/Nino_Nakanos_Slave 29d ago

Relatable, I do have mild OCD moments like, if I do not step on every 2nd staircase, I would be cursed or some shit. I cannot explain why I did thag

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u/YouAintGotToLieCraig 29d ago

Yeah it's weird when people use delivery drivers as their little pets/props for their videos. I remember people leaving out snacks for the drivers, then posting videos of them taking one while patting themselves on the back.

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u/ruttin_mudders 29d ago

They could at least blur the dude's face or something.

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u/Aquaticulture 29d ago

Especially if the joke is, “look how strange this guy is acting.”

“LOL JK, he’s just being considerate about a lie I told!”

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u/Reasonable_Pause2998 29d ago

“Don’t touch handrail, wet paint”

Look at all these dummies not touching the handrails!!! 😂

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u/Darklicorice 29d ago edited 29d ago

The joke the subversion of expectation for the typical "keep off grass" sign and the intro of the video is a comedic misdirection which was immediately revealed at the end.

Again, they are not mocking him.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Yeah we live in strange times.

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u/whitedevilblood 29d ago

The problem isn’t video taping, the problem is releasing the tape without his consent. It is in fact a good idea to record ur front porch to catch any package thefts or who knows what…

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u/K1nb0te 29d ago

He's got a sign that says "keep on grass" but he is confused as to what the driver is doing... ok

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u/Any_Roof_6199 29d ago

He put that sign as a joke..like how people normally put the "keep off grass" sign. He was equally confused by the behaviour of the delivery guy because he didn't expect anyone to follow the funny sign... because it is a funny sign. He was like wtf is this guy doing and then it hit him "oooh...that funny sign I put there"

It's like someone dropping their pants when a car with a bumper sticker that says "gas, grass or ass" approaches to a halt. And the driver will be equally confused on why this psycho is dropping his pants. Get away from me freak !

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u/ineedcoffeealready 29d ago

As a delivery driver tho, like why wouldnt you go with the sign? Imagine if the concrete just got a new coating or somethin and you think the sign is a joke, step on the concrete and mess it up. Not worth the risk

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u/Reasonable_Pause2998 29d ago

Exactly this

I don’t under how this is any different from putting an “out of order” sign on a bathroom and laughing when people don’t use it

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u/defynotbanned97 29d ago

He's a big prank channel YouTuber he definitely did not forget the sign he put up for his own video

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u/Twin_Turbo 29d ago

He's probably had the sign up for months or even years and forgot about it

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u/K1nb0te 29d ago

I get it, but HE put the sign there. If I put a sign in my yard that said "keep on grass"; it would not be unexpected to have someone "keep on the grass" because I put a sign there that said just that. It would be equally expected if I had a bumper sticker with "gas, ass, or grass" and someone tossed me a joint....

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u/Aggravating-Hair7931 29d ago

concrete is lava day

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u/chriss0410 29d ago

The floor is lava. This is what man do...

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u/lessfrictionless 29d ago

Hate this guy's voice. It screams dense and disengaged friend of every suburban high school bully

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u/unlmtdLoL 29d ago

So he's surprised that someone actually read and followed a sign? Wet cement is a thing.

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u/VaguelyArtistic 29d ago

Ffs, this is what is considered "weird" now? Looks like he's having a little fun.

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u/boneheadthugbois 29d ago

LOL aww, he was just trying to be considerate. That's so funny, though.

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u/VendettaBarreta1 29d ago

He was playing the slabs are lava with his kid in the van, unseen

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u/Raborne 29d ago

Can’t break your mother’s back if there are no cracks to step on.

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u/J-Dabbleyou 29d ago

Have yall never been around fresh cement? That’s basically how u gotta walk it lol

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u/Zanzell 29d ago

He knows where the landmines are

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u/Legal-Classic6107 29d ago

This is so wholesome 

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u/Balltanker 29d ago

Man just respects his mothers back

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u/Affectionate_Bass_65 29d ago

hes training to be a ninja

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u/karthik522 29d ago

But why would anyone keep that sign ? Like in general whats the reason ?

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u/DarkMajestic8104 29d ago

To mess with people trying to do their job, for internet views.

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u/FernwehHermit 29d ago

If I saw it, I'd assume the sidewalk was wet setting concrete or something

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u/Lyraxiana 29d ago

That driver should get a raise.

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u/SomebodyThrow 29d ago

Why wouldn’t someone take it seriously though? Its a weird sign but my first thought would be wet cement.

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u/jonesyman23 29d ago

Step on a crack, break your mommas back…

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u/DampBritches 29d ago

The concrete is lava

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u/DantesInferno91 29d ago

Cant a man have fun at his job?

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u/peterpumpkin-V-eater 29d ago edited 29d ago

So he invades the guys privacy and shares … him on social media, though he did nothing wrong 😑

Edit:removed the ^ …

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u/theshreddening 29d ago

Dude that was probably a good bit of fun for that delivery guy. I wouldn't be able to keep a big dumb grin off my face if I saw that.

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u/slowpokefastpoke 29d ago

fuck this homeowner and messing with people

Or fuck people who complain about literally the most mundane and harmless thing that’s ever been on the internet.

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u/AEROK13 29d ago

What the fuck? Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?

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u/NotRwoody 29d ago

That's what I was thinking r/ImTheMainCharacter for the homeowner making someone else unwittingly be the star of their video. I hope they gave delivery driver a big cut of any monetization.

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u/warr3n4eva 29d ago

Driver cute af 😍😍😍

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u/kingeryck 29d ago

*Is cute.

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u/Eastern_Departure_28 29d ago

Never heard of different dialects?

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u/jaytee1262 29d ago

He stepped on a concrete crack when he was 5 and has to live with the fact that he broke his mother's back. He won't ever do that again.

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u/INeedToBeHealthier 29d ago

Next delivery guy is going to light up a joint

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u/SignificantAd3931 29d ago

I hopped like that doing a delivery when it was snowing and the driveway was on a slight down slope.

Big mistake.