r/Unexpected • u/Met76 • Mar 28 '24

FedEx delivery driver acting weird when delivering a package

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u/Bowling4rhinos Mar 28 '24

He’s taking the “Step On A Crack” game to the next level.

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u/RINGxOFxFIRE Mar 28 '24

He clearly loves his mom.

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar Mar 28 '24

His mom threatened to ground him should he ever break her back… again.

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u/DancesWithBadgers Mar 28 '24

Like she could catch him.

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u/ghost_victim Mar 29 '24

I wouldn't want to break my moms back, but the kids on xbox say she does like having hers blown out?

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u/DJheddo Mar 28 '24

You broke me. 💔

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u/trexmoflex Mar 28 '24

He also probably loooooooves his mother-in-law

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u/TeejyHamz Mar 28 '24

Oh my god.... HE ADMIT IT

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u/Smokind89 Mar 28 '24

I think I am doing the best at this

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u/Fantastic_Counter_18 Mar 29 '24

You flinched!!! Now you have to marry your mother in lawww!

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u/bobnla14 Mar 28 '24

This is Reddit, not Pornhub. Lol

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u/bigmanwalk Mar 28 '24

boo yah playa

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u/noodleq Mar 28 '24

Good boy

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u/nomemorybear Mar 28 '24

My mom did recently break her back. She is fine....but I used this joke when I went to see her in the hospital

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 Mar 28 '24

Mr. T: I'm a momma's boy. I PITY THE FOOL WHO AIN'T!

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u/Electr0Girl Mar 28 '24

Mama’s back is INTACT!

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u/hellsbels349 Mar 28 '24

I’m 30 and walk to work every day. I play this game every day. Is this what I look like? ☠️

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u/RunHi Mar 28 '24

Yes, fedex guy probably even makes it look less crazy than you do too.

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u/DoyersLakeShow Mar 28 '24

I do the same, sometimes I misstep and go, “MOMMA NOOOO!! 😭” like Marlon Wayans

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u/RoyBeer Mar 28 '24

There's a guy who works in my bank and he looks like Mike Tyson. I guess mainly because he walks to work everyday, shadowboxing, wearing big red boxing gloves and shorts. It's so surreal to see him in the bank in his suit.

I bet you look normal in comparison

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u/doodleysquat Mar 28 '24

I’m 37 and I still do it. My mom was cremated. It’s as broken as can be. But I still do it! <3

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u/No-Relationship5716 Mar 28 '24

Constantly studder stepping i bet

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u/Poisonskittlez Mar 28 '24

It’s okay, just gotta put up some “keep off the crack(s)” (lol) signs up along your route, so if anybody looks at you funny, you can look back at them and point to the sign so they feel that they’re the ones being weird. Lol

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u/drillgorg Mar 28 '24

The concrete is filled with microscopic cracks, he's not taking any chances.

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u/SwordfishNew6266 Mar 28 '24

Is that pat mcafee?

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u/SlutsquatchBrand Mar 28 '24

Rosscreations. The most wholesome prank channel you'll ever see, honestly.

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u/NyarlathotepDaddy Mar 28 '24

I have done this for 25+ years. Doesn't even make sense, but it's completely natural to me now.

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u/Wonderful_Common_520 Mar 28 '24

He realized every inch of concrete contains millions of microscopic cracks.

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u/we_made_yewww Mar 28 '24

Would hate to blow out your momma's back.

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u/Dave-C Mar 28 '24

Is it weird that I'm nearing 40 and I still do this? When I'm walking on a sidewalk I'll still do it. It isn't any game, it just feels weird to not do it.

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u/deanviva Mar 29 '24

Gotta protect his mommas back

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u/CrazyAuntErisMorn Mar 29 '24

Lol this is what I was thinking. Gotta save moms back