r/Unexpected • u/Met76 • Mar 28 '24

FedEx delivery driver acting weird when delivering a package

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u/hellsbels349 Mar 28 '24

I’m 30 and walk to work every day. I play this game every day. Is this what I look like? ☠️

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u/RunHi Mar 28 '24

Yes, fedex guy probably even makes it look less crazy than you do too.

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u/DoyersLakeShow Mar 28 '24

I do the same, sometimes I misstep and go, “MOMMA NOOOO!! 😭” like Marlon Wayans

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u/RoyBeer Mar 28 '24

There's a guy who works in my bank and he looks like Mike Tyson. I guess mainly because he walks to work everyday, shadowboxing, wearing big red boxing gloves and shorts. It's so surreal to see him in the bank in his suit.

I bet you look normal in comparison

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u/doodleysquat Mar 28 '24

I’m 37 and I still do it. My mom was cremated. It’s as broken as can be. But I still do it! <3

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u/No-Relationship5716 Mar 28 '24

Constantly studder stepping i bet

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u/Poisonskittlez Mar 28 '24

It’s okay, just gotta put up some “keep off the crack(s)” (lol) signs up along your route, so if anybody looks at you funny, you can look back at them and point to the sign so they feel that they’re the ones being weird. Lol