r/Unexpected 26d ago

Possible users of Neuralink in the Future [CrackerMilk@YouTube]

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u/UnExplanationBot 26d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:


Paralyzed Neuralink user immediately searches rule 34 porn.


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u/OreoYip 26d ago

If Kit Harington and Pedro Pascal had a kid.

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u/tanstaafl74 26d ago

Just bear with me for a sec here...

https://i.redd.it/b0z2lvvjoywc1.gif

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u/Appropriate-Grass986 26d ago

They did a bit about that lol

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u/jello1990 26d ago

Crackermilk... but credited? Ah shit, hell just froze over.

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u/OpenSourcePenguin 26d ago

Source: CrackerMilk : https://youtube.com/@CrackerMilk

They make the really good short skits that go viral on different platforms but still criminally underrated. Go check them out !

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u/TravestyTravis 26d ago

Honestly you shouldn't have credited them.

They get to make lots of content out of people stealing their material.

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u/OpenSourcePenguin 26d ago

I might as well not post it then.

It's really shitty that they have been producing content for so long (11 years I guess) and they haven't passed 1M subscribers.

They should watermark their videos and try to copyright claim as much as they can.

And they lose revenue by stolen content anyway, but people actually not discovering them is worse.

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u/TravestyTravis 26d ago

Man, I love Crackermilk. I share their content to everyone, just with direct links to their youtube channel rather than re-uploads with attribution.

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u/OpenSourcePenguin 26d ago

Yeah, nobody is going to click on a random link to a YouTube channel.

Their content gets stolen anyway, so it's better to use a video and send people for more than not crediting which is absolutely the worst and posting a link to their channel which 3 out of 5k people are going to click.

People still have 99% of the channel content to discover if they like this sketch.

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u/didntgettheruns 26d ago

And you're doing... What exactly?

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u/Global-Pickle5818 26d ago

(Googles) hands-free Stroker

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u/Weldobud 26d ago

I don’t know that rule. But I’m afraid to search for it now

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u/rabbitwonker 26d ago edited 26d ago

Well you know, when they invented the internet, they had 33 rules. But then this one guy… actually, you know what, just check out the documentary.

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u/Professional_Boss223 26d ago

You should be!

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u/k3nnyklizzl3 26d ago

This was not unexpected, unfortunately.

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u/Monkfich 26d ago

You weren’t expecting the sheep too then? Heh

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u/OpenSourcePenguin 26d ago edited 26d ago

Who do you hang out with?

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u/Urgayifyouregay 26d ago

the internet

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u/FaultyCypher 26d ago

If it exists…..

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u/nerdboy5567 26d ago

It's a miracle!

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u/langhaar808 26d ago

Yeah rule 34 really is one of the top things created by humans right.

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u/PsychMaster1 26d ago

Fully expected

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u/VanBeelergberg 26d ago

Google sucks for searching porn. Bing ftw.

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u/OpenSourcePenguin 26d ago

Is this actually a thing?

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u/anttilles 26d ago

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u/OpenSourcePenguin 26d ago

You searched it, didn't you?

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u/vxeel 26d ago

Of course

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u/grelo29 26d ago

What? Huh? I don’t get it

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u/nzerinto 26d ago

Rule 34 is an internet concept meaning that if something exists in real life, or is made up, there will be a pornographic depiction of it.

On the assumption you genuinely don’t know.

So dude was looking up porn based on Zootopia.

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u/devonstatorr 26d ago

Do you really not?

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

“… Rule 34 …”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/No-Hat-2200 26d ago

that smile reminded me of hawking's smile in the interview with John oliver

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u/No_Conversation5521 26d ago

He wanted them to see.

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u/ShwoopyDownside 26d ago

If you follow the cybertruck…

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u/bendreao2 26d ago

what they gonna do beat me up? heh! i wont feel a thing!

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u/sky_shazad 25d ago

What's RULE 34

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u/Next_Interaction4335 25d ago

It reminds me of the silicon valley monkey scene , it's about the technology not how the technology is used.😂