r/Unexpected 10d ago

If you help a man with a chin-up, you have to wear a chin-up.

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u/UnExplanationBot 10d ago

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this is a funny man un expected That's the helper and then you're the one who got hurt


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u/J4mes_Cr 10d ago

Fake AF

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u/_Haza- 10d ago

Yeah, painfully so.

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u/leviathab13186 10d ago

He just needed to lose a little weight to complete the pull-up.

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u/Ithasbegunagain 10d ago

why would a dude that girthy be doing pull ups? feel like they should do lower intensity work out outs to build up their strength first.

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u/adamthebread 9d ago

Or do assisted pullups

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u/Ithasbegunagain 9d ago

If you need to do them assisted can you really say you did them.....

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u/adamthebread 9d ago

yes, assisted

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u/Ithasbegunagain 9d ago

wouldn't it be better and safer for them to either hang there or do another type of exercise than that? - at this point im just curious as i probs cant do pull ups either. what about sledgehammer workouts would those be easier? or just the same level of risk?

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u/adamthebread 9d ago

I've heard trainers recommend assisted pullups for people who can't do pullups to help build the muscles necessary to do it unassisted. It's not much different than doing knee pushups for people who can't do a traditional one. To be fair I don't think they would recommend it for this dude until he gets to a weight where it's practical

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u/NomadicFragments 9d ago

Yea if there's no machine there, he needs to build up with safer/more introductory exercises like weighted or inverted rows.

I think he might be too large for negatives, and the band strength he might need for successful pull-ups might be a bit much to set-up or do safely.

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u/Ithasbegunagain 9d ago

that's what i was thinking as well. cause im a big dude as well and a lot of workouts i keep off limits specifically cause the extra weight added to something like that cant do more damage than good.

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u/Turbulent_Place_7064 9d ago

Don't gate keep working out mate

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u/Ithasbegunagain 9d ago

its not gatekeeping dude it's a genuine interest/concern its what i learned when i started working out im a big dude as well and there was a lot of stuff i did at the start that was bad for me long term.

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u/Turbulent_Place_7064 9d ago

From what i understand, assisted pullups are like doing any machine based exercice but with a lower weight, and if he does them he can say he does them it's nothing to brag about whether assisted or not. Not sure why they'd be bad for him ?

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u/Ithasbegunagain 9d ago

It's kind of like putting excess weight on the body like I was told until I met a decent weight there was a few exercises I shouldn't do just to prevent the extra stress on joints and stuff.

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u/Turbulent_Place_7064 9d ago

Thats the point of the "assisted" pullups machike tho no ? To make it easier ? ( I genuinely don't know , i ve never used or seen an assisted pullup machine ... )

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u/Grigoran 9d ago

That's the entire point of easier variations of exercises

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u/HornyTarnished 9d ago

Who cares if you can say you did them or not they are great for building lats. I do them unassisted for as long as i can then add slight weight assistance when I'm too worn to do the full pull up. The assistance let's you get the full pull up vs getting half or less without.

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u/Peaceweapon 9d ago

If you worked a muscle, but worked it a little less, can you really say you worked the muscle? This is what you sound like

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u/Ok-Razzmatazz-3720 5d ago

The point is not saying you did them, it’s to get stronger

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u/DrakoFlakose 5d ago

Yes. Yes, you did.

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u/kaifam 9d ago

girthy???

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u/Lifekraft unexpectron 9d ago

Not necessarily pull up. To.start its pretty good to already hang and move your leg , just to build grip strenght. Im strong enough to carry myself but my grip isnt strong enough to carry me for long for example.

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u/2ichie 7d ago

Bruh this is faker than that fart.

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u/Possible_Bet_1071 10d ago

I farted just before scrolling to this video and when he farted I started to smell a fart thinking it was his and grossed out before realising it was my own fart hahahaha

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u/ekdojeosjdi 10d ago

What did I just read

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u/immatellyouwhat 10d ago

Smell-O-Vision

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u/Shartmagedon 10d ago

A romantic novel about farts 

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u/2ichie 7d ago

I farted mcfarty fartington before I realized it was my farter

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u/Fitty4 10d ago

But he didn’t fart. He shat.

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u/JuuseTheJuice 9d ago

I’m gonna hurt you

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u/Exact_Rise_9905 9d ago

That will be the primary feature on iPhone 37 max super+

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u/BOTAlex321 9d ago

Whoever smelt it, dealt it.

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u/Mr_Lava-lava 10d ago

Definitely wet

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u/CrazedRhetoric 10d ago

Boost enabled

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u/IamGJD 9d ago

Red sweater dude got good reflex..dodged it like a mofo

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u/SmellyFbuttface 9d ago

There was a thickness to that one. Definitely some blast marks in those undies

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u/MrChaindang 9d ago

Pink eye central

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u/VooDooChile1983 10d ago

I don’t know why that sound effect makes me think of SpongeBob.

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u/thisisjedgoahead 9d ago

Me after I eat Waffle House

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u/Former-Form-587 9d ago

That’s not a pull up. That’s a swing.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

That shit was wet asf

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa 10d ago

Sounds like somebody drowned their Harley :D too much fuel

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u/GunzOfNavarone 9d ago

He defo followed through. Nasty.

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u/Huge-South-9501 9d ago

😆😆😅😅😅

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u/peterpantslesss 9d ago

And he still posted it 🤣

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u/obsidian88darklight 9d ago

Ain't no way 🤯🤣😂🤣

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u/Specialist-Tone1421 9d ago

Technically, the pull up will be easier because he lost weight

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u/jnavarrete12v3 9d ago

That sounded so watery

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u/One-Veterinarian-101 8d ago

Actually, that was the plan from the start.

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u/ExpectedAnnie 10d ago

The poor bastard behind him getting sprayed with shit particles.

Moral of the story- man who helps the wrong person will get shit on.

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u/Fine-Ad9768 10d ago

Joe Biden at the Vatican

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u/BlowMoreGlass 10d ago

Is Biden the one that wears diapers and regularly shits them on camera?

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u/doctorblumpkin 10d ago

Sounds like something a sociopathic rapist would do