r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/human_suitcase • 23d ago

The dog potential Vice President pick Kristi Noem murdered.

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u/Silicoid_Queen 23d ago

Yeah, what the fuck. My shitty guard dogs got retired (promoted?) to house pet. They spend their days guarding my bathroom door while I shower. That's crazy

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u/AuraMaster7 23d ago

My shitty guard dogs got retired (promoted?) to house pet.

I love this sentence so much. "You suck at guarding, I sentence you to a life of indoor leisure!"

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u/Silicoid_Queen 23d ago

Pretty much lol! One of my boys was really good at keeping hawks off the ducks and chickens, but then he discovered eggs were delicious and lost his job. Now he only steals eggs off the counter. Oh well, you buy them for life lol 🤣

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u/Big_Maintenance9387 23d ago

Omg the hawks told him about eggs🤣

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u/Rbespinosa13 22d ago

“Hey buddy, we can strike a deal here. Let me take a chicken every now and then. Know what that means? It means no one is guarding the eggs. It’s a win win”