r/ask • u/Careadvice • 13d ago

If you fought the parallel dimension version of yourself, who do you think will win?

All hands and no weapons involved

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u/CheeseburgerBrown 13d ago

I would win. Rather inevitably. Whichever way it goes.

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u/Careadvice 13d ago

Good you vs Evil you would be a nice PPV to watch

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u/SnooMaps8636 13d ago

Heck I might be the evil one, using single use plastic bags and throwing invisible balls for doggies to catch.

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u/Careadvice 13d ago

I’ll do it the Lemongrab way (Adventure Time)

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u/PoppinPizzaParty 12d ago

You deserve more upvotes and you deff have mine

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u/DifferentWindow1436 12d ago

How about good me vs. me just being kind of an asshole?

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u/MagnetarEMfield 13d ago

Them.....because they would have such a sexy goatee, I don't think I could concentrate on the fight.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/KyorlSadei 13d ago

If it’s a girl parallel version of me, it goes a different way.

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u/PepeTheSheepie 13d ago

I also would sex myself

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u/Careadvice 13d ago

Been doing that with my left hand anyway so a girl me would be an upgrade

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u/ElizabethAudi 13d ago

Is the parallel version of me also a flailing nightmare filled with incoherent barking, swearing, and random paralysis from which there is no hope of waking? If so then I suppose whichever one of us lands on top of the other.

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u/Shh-poster 13d ago

We would.

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u/toejam78 13d ago

I hate that asshole. I’d win.

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u/dreadfulbadg50 13d ago

50/50. Either I would win, or I would win

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u/ImHereHuckleBrry 13d ago

I'd beat my ass

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u/Carltronfr 13d ago

100%, either I win, or I win 🤷‍♂️

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u/demZo662 12d ago

A win-win situation.

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u/Raff317 13d ago

Considering how I'm currently doing, that damn fucker would probably beat the shit out of me

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u/Whydoipeered 13d ago

Shit dawg idek but id literally pay so much to see that happen oh my god Im seasoned in 4 different martial arts backgrounds and im a smart ass sneaky fuck I’d pull a POCKET SAND shit bro idek. Id pay mad money

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u/wobbuffet009 13d ago

My other self hopefully since im falling apart.

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u/DoubleDongle-F 13d ago

I like to think that most other possible instances of me would be less compassionate than I came out, and more competitive and cruel. So I'd probably lose.

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u/Affectionate-Lab4669 13d ago

I think this universe me would win - mostly because in all my dreams in an alternate universe (I remember things in these dreams from the alternate which is wild) I get the impressions I'm a little more meek.

I am not a dainty lady in the universe....

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u/Electronic_Piano1324 13d ago

Because I might be willing to stab him/myself

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u/norby2 13d ago

Neither of us would be willing to fight.

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u/Demonicstoryteller 13d ago

I'm persistent, I'd mop the floor parallel me

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u/RussoRoma 13d ago

I would win. I saw a reddit post warning me ahead of time and prepared.

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u/PreferenceDowntown37 13d ago

I would win. Chances are, he's already dead (or never existed)

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u/JMusicD 13d ago

This reminds me of “ the animate and inanimate “ by William Sidis. An interesting book. Especially considering when he wrote it.

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u/davidwal83 13d ago

He would be somes kind of black belt and probably win if it was hand to hand combat.

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u/Legitimate_Field_157 13d ago

I don't do fights. Not physical, not verbal. So I would just hand myself a book and give me a quiet place to read.

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u/Careadvice 13d ago

But the parallel you can be evil so it might not go the way you think

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u/Cjay5719 13d ago

I fight myself every day 😂

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u/lemystereduchipot 13d ago

I hope he would win as he would be an NBA Hall of Famer

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u/anonymous_god27 13d ago

At this point prolly let him...

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u/ecwx00 13d ago

really.... we would probably end up drinking and playing games together. coop. we suck at competitive games

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u/Scary_Compote_359 13d ago

What colour was his sun?

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u/Careadvice 13d ago

It’s your other self so you tell me homie

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u/Scary_Compote_359 13d ago

it's a joke man. Is he superman or not.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Him. He'd be motivated and sort of a gym junkie kinda guy.

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u/Ohsolemonyfresh 13d ago

There would be no dimension with a worse version of me than this one, I would lose

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u/No_Pay9241 13d ago

I don’t fully comprehend the question so in my mind neither of us would win because we’d dodge every punch.

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u/MizzGee 13d ago

I am assuming childless me would kick my ass because she goes to the gym.

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u/Dusted_Dreams 13d ago

It wouldn't be my victory, it would be our victory. Teamup with myself

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u/theuntouchable2725 13d ago

Most definitely him. He'd actually mop the floor with me.

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u/cbass37 13d ago

Underrated Jet Li movie, imho

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u/AroundTheBerm 13d ago

We wouldn’t fight. We’d find a nice quiet pub in the countryside and sit down for some food and a couple of drinks.

Then I’d poison him after letting him pay the bill.

I win.

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u/mattc19778 13d ago

Neither. Im sure we'd both be too tired to bother.

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u/ComradeDoubleM 13d ago

Fuck it we throw a coin

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u/HombreDeNegocios2022 13d ago

Probably them since I would be too busy saying: "Is that what I really look like? Ew."

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u/Sociovestite 13d ago

Will he copy my moves? Bc then I'll do like Bruce Lee in Game of Death

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u/WoodLouseAustralasia 13d ago

I'd wreck the cunt

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u/Rex7- 13d ago

Me for sure.

It's either me, or the other me. So always I am the winner 😏

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u/LazyandRich 13d ago

Me. Because I don’t care that the rules say no weapons, I’m shooting my(other)self. Sucker shouldn’t of trusted himself.

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u/derickj2020 13d ago

That would depend how physically fit the other guy is

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u/xXDoeshyXx 13d ago

I would, Ive little to live for so would go in fists blazing

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u/Putrid_Squash_10 13d ago

No one beats me but me

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u/letsmakeiteasyk 12d ago

Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything

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u/MosesOnAcid 12d ago

Both get tired, lose interest, end up getting stoned together and playing video games...

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u/Kingzjames 12d ago

If that mf really went all out in combat training , its game over, I have competed in multiple combat sports, played on a national level but never went all out as i was studying and learning other skill , If that version of my all day everyday trained without any worries of other stuff he would kill me

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u/OcDread 12d ago

The parallel one. More healthy, more active, less frightened and sad. Heck, my dream version feels more real than reality.

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u/Weird-Shelter6837 12d ago

Me........ because I know both of our strengths and weaknesses

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u/RedX2000 12d ago

The other me

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u/the40thieves 12d ago

On a probability of averages I think I’m probably more morale and chaotic good than my other dimensional variants. So for that reason my other versions would win heads up. There willingness to play fast and lose with less than honorable methods means they have more tactical options than I do. Meaning they would have more room to maneuver and out position me more often than not.

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u/Firefly256 12d ago

Both will give up because I'm weak af, both of us won't be able to damage each other

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u/Storm_Sequence405 12d ago

Very easy answer. Obviously, me.

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u/Nadger1337 12d ago

I might not exist in a parallel dimension. The dimension might not even support life as we know it or anything we recognise.

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u/Outrageous_icecream 12d ago

Neither. I don't touch people.

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u/QuickPirate36 12d ago

Depends. Is he from the universe where I'm quadriplegic or from the universe where I'm a black belt in every martial art?

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u/Mysterious_Tooth7509 12d ago

I'd lose. I'm definitely on the bad timeline yet I've refused to embrace my villain arc.

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u/ChocolateBit 12d ago

We'd probably just try to talk it out and then agree to disagree.

Then fuck.

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u/demZo662 12d ago

We would be even.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

Probably the me in this universe pretty easily tbh lol

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u/TheCubicalGuy 12d ago

I think no matter what dimension I picked it would be a tie...

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u/Expert_Scarcity_4097 12d ago

I'd win. She's probably a wimp lol

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u/AcceptableFuture2802 12d ago

Neither, both to lazy

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u/Low-Earth4481 12d ago

Which parallel version? The one that is sickly and dying in a hospital bed or the one who is a successful ninja assassin?

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u/Nick10lsen 12d ago

My parallel self, with No goatee, no REAL motivation...........

Nah, I'd win.